r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy hehehehe Shocked Facepalm

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.

13.9k Upvotes

Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.

Peace


r/AskMen 4d ago

typical mod garbage HEAR YE, HEAR YE. HERE'S YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY MEGA POST.

81 Upvotes

We don't care if you love Valentine's day, we don't care if you hate it, we don't care if you don't care:

Plans, fucks given, gift ideas, fond memories of Valentine's of yore, hopes and expectations, dashed dreams, salty comments about your friends acting stupid about the holiday, hateful haikus about those cheap little teddy bears they sell at your local bodega - anything Valentine related goes here and nowhere else.

Have at it.


r/AskMen 10h ago

What are the things no one tells you about living alone?

2.8k Upvotes

r/AskMen 15h ago

What is the best comeback response to ‘No money, no honey’?

310 Upvotes

My friend from DC went partying in Florida a few weeks back, and twice that night two different women looked at him and said ‘No money, no honey’.

He is regular dude making decent money as a software engineer, he was totally dumbfounded by that.

What’s would be your best comeback to that one liner?


r/AskMen 16h ago

What is the most beautiful thing about being a man?

218 Upvotes

r/AskMen 19h ago

What simple activity instantly makes you happy?

313 Upvotes

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r/AskMen 13h ago

What are signs that a guy is a fuckboy?

90 Upvotes

Just curious


r/AskMen 1d ago

Men who were told by a girl that they need a "break". What happened next?

4.6k Upvotes

r/AskMen 3h ago

What stereotype about men annoys you the most?

12 Upvotes

r/AskMen 2h ago

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5 Upvotes

r/AskMen 14h ago

How to take good photos of yourself?

54 Upvotes

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r/AskMen 1h ago

How do you get over ‘the one that got away’ ex?

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r/AskMen 3h ago

Have you ever realized after couples therapy that you don’t love your partner? How did it end?

5 Upvotes

r/AskMen 23h ago

What does it mean when men say to you that your look is like “the girl next door”?

188 Upvotes

r/AskMen 6h ago

How good do you think is men's understanding of women's emotional needs? Do you usually find women unreasonable?

6 Upvotes

r/AskMen 1d ago

What’s a hobby you got into in your late 20s / early 30s?

181 Upvotes

I just started collecting basketball cards and am obsessed with it.

It’s about balance of course but what other hobbies did you pick up to fill the time nowadays?


r/AskMen 10h ago

Which game gives you nostalgic vibes and why?

10 Upvotes

r/AskMen 4h ago

What basic exercises can big guys do to get accustomed to regularly working out?

4 Upvotes

Edit: Am 5’10, 258. There was a point in time last year where I was going to the gym consistently for 2 to 3 months, after starting my new job, I have not had the energy or discipline to go back. I would like to start doing exercises to increase my stamina so that I can have longer, fulfilling workouts and get used to regular muscle fatigue.


r/AskMen 3h ago

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3 Upvotes

r/AskMen 5h ago

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4 Upvotes

r/AskMen 1d ago

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688 Upvotes

r/AskMen 11h ago

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10 Upvotes

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And how did you find out??


r/AskMen 9h ago

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7 Upvotes

r/AskMen 3h ago

What is your social hobby?

2 Upvotes