r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Facepalm Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Silver

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.

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Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.

Peace


r/AskMen 8h ago Wholesome Wholesome (Pro) Faith In Humanity Restored All-Seeing Upvote

My girlfriend is pregnant and it will be both of our first child. What are some more subtle things I can do to make her life as easy as possible, as well as being a great father to my future kid?

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r/AskMen 1d ago Helpful

What’s the alternative to dating apps and going out to bars/clubs?

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Dating apps can be fun but ultimately chips away at your soul. Bars/clubs lead to soulless one night stands. Both were awesome for a while but i’m getting older and more sensible I guess. What’s the alternative??


r/AskMen 3h ago

What do you feel when you heard that someone has a crush on you?

13 Upvotes

r/AskMen 5h ago

How to start a conversation?

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I want to talk to this guy tgat i am interested in. Should i start of with a compliment like ' oh you have really pretty eyes.' ? Or is it weird. If yes how should i start a convo? ( we have nothing in common or any mutual friends)

Edit: we are both 19 in college


r/AskMen 1h ago

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r/AskMen 5h ago

What do you guys think about hiring cleaners to deep clean your apartment?

9 Upvotes

This isn’t for moving out, but in the middle of the lease. I got a little lazy and I realized I need to spend a weekend deep cleaning. I would rather hire someone if possible and affordable


r/AskMen 10m ago

In the past when you found out that an unattractive nerdy girl had a crush on you, what was your reaction? How did you handle the situation (that you didn’t feel the same way)

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Edit: The past i mean middle school- high school


r/AskMen 8h ago

What show has the best opening sequence?

14 Upvotes

I think the opening sequence in the first season of True Detective would be my pick.


r/AskMen 1d ago

what is the best advice you have ever received when it comes to excercise?

217 Upvotes

r/AskMen 7h ago

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9 Upvotes

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r/AskMen 1h ago

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r/AskMen 5h ago

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6 Upvotes

r/AskMen 10h ago

Men of Reddit, how often do you throw out your underware and by new?

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r/AskMen 1h ago

What goes through your guys head when you have a crush?

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r/AskMen 7h ago

Men who have wife or girlfriend sharing almost no common interest with you, how do you get along?

6 Upvotes

Just broke up with my gf of 2.5 years cause I feel lonely while in a relationship and couldn't see any great outcome, but I wanna ask for your point of view any way.

For example: I love walking up early, going outside, hiking, to the gym and spending time together.

My girlfriend is the opposite, she hates every form of exercising, loves staying in bed all day with her phone and hanging out with her friends or colleagues. We walk our dogs at the park sometimes but I can tell she doesn't enjoy it and immediately put down my suggestion to go on a hiking trip every times.


r/AskMen 1h ago

Single dads to young kids (under 10) what has been your experience in relationships since then?

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I don't mean how has the dating scene been for you. More so, how have relationships you've had with people after becoming a single parent been?


r/AskMen 10h ago

If you could write a letter to your younger self, what would you say?

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r/AskMen 3h ago

What era are you most nostalgic for?

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r/AskMen 21m ago

What your domestic animal would say if it could speak?

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Maybe based on what they saw.


r/AskMen 1d ago

Men who are over 30 and still have never been in a relationship, how did you come to terms with it?

239 Upvotes

I am asking from an emotional standpoint. All advices I've heard till now are always along the lines of "you are too young, keep at it", "just focus on a hobby", "find meaning in something else like volunteering", "focus on your job" etc.

All of these are just about deflecting or ignoring the reality so you don't have to deal with it. I'm asking how did you convince yourself that "it's okay to be unwanted".


r/AskMen 1d ago

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r/AskMen 1h ago

Men of Reddit, how do you deal with constantly being lied to in a relationship?

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r/AskMen 1h ago

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r/AskMen 1h ago

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