r/AskMen Oct 07 '22

How many people you want to say "FUCK YOU" to?

2 Upvotes

9

u/Jingleheimer_smyth Oct 07 '22

Lots of people

2

u/All_the_pumpkies Oct 07 '22

Honestly just do it you never get another chance at life

3

u/Jingleheimer_smyth Oct 07 '22

I will once I leave the job I’m at

2

u/stanknotes Oct 07 '22

"Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. REALLY FUCK YOU! You are cool hit me up later. You are cool. Fuck you. And fuck you. Alright. BYE!"

5

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Fuck you! Just one at the moment. ;)

2

u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 07 '22

Yeah. FUCK ME! I am so dumb and feeling angry on myself I was waiting for a comment that wanted to say this to me. Thank you but say it again.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Why are you angry my friend? Want to talk? We are not as worthless as we often think we are. I am here if you need a friend. HMU.

1

u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 07 '22

Nah man thanks for the words but I don't wanna burden anyone. I just want to say if you have a co worker who can't do things properly Don't make fun of him/her. Instead encourage him and have some chat with them. Don't make them feel neglected.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

No burden my friend, If you need a pal I am here at your disposal. Everyone needs to unburden themselves.

2

u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 07 '22

When I quit my job I will say "FUCK YOU BITCH" to atleast one person and that day I will tell you who it was. Thanks for the words bro. I will always remember you for the time I will do my job.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Deal with it as you will, if you need a friend I am here, always. Best of luck my friend.

3

u/themanfromUNCLE100 Oct 07 '22

When I was an employee to my boss every 10 seconds.

3

u/Mk6Chick Oct 07 '22

All of them.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

0

2

u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 07 '22

You have won in the game of life my friend ;)

3

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

FUCK YOU!

Haha just kidding. I had to. 😂

2

u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 07 '22

For some reason when someone says "fuck you" to me I feel as if he is my friend so thank you 😁

1

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

I appreciate you, bro. People with chill are rare in this world. I hope things are going well with you.

2

u/Original-Childhood Oct 07 '22

I already say it to everyone I see on a daily base

2

u/Alchemis7 Oct 07 '22

Where I’m coming from this is what we use instead of „hello, how you doing?“

1

u/Titan9999 Oct 07 '22

I agree! Let's use "fuck you" to replace "how are you doing?" That world would be AWESOME

2

u/Alchemis7 Oct 07 '22

Let’s build a better world!

1

u/Titan9999 Oct 07 '22

The billboard: Planet Fuck You... starts with you.

TV ad with nice mom lady: "Be your best self. Today, when you go to work, start on the right foot with a "fuck you" to your boss, your coworkers, and customers..."

1

u/Alchemis7 Oct 07 '22

🤣

Fuck you, Sir!

1

u/Titan9999 Oct 07 '22

"AND A JOLLY FUCK YOU AS WELL, FRIEND!" Next we change sir and ma'am to "asshole" and "bitch"🤣

2

u/Alchemis7 Oct 07 '22

Strongly agree fine asshole! Agree indeed!

2

u/Sakebadger Oct 07 '22

Just said fuck you to work, try and pend a hr meeting on me for being assertive because my lazy coworkers won't do there job. Good luck to them considering they were already short staffed and I brought in alot of patronage. Fuck those guys!

1

u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 07 '22

I will gladly listen to your story. If you don't want to tell here go to r/antiwork but tell your story because I would really listen

1

u/Sakebadger Oct 07 '22

I started to write a book for you but some of the segments were out of place and my anger from the situation doesn't help put things in the right context so I stopped sorry.

2

u/Dense_Character_3172 Oct 07 '22

87.5 (ones a child)

1

u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 07 '22

There are some who I want to say this to but can't because I don't want to hurt them but if there's someone who you would not care about just say it to their face and block em. No regrets

2

u/misterk2020 Oct 07 '22

The list is very long and growing daily.

2

u/BMoney8600 Male Oct 07 '22

I say to a lot of people when I’m driving.

2

u/Kreynard54 Oct 07 '22

A few I guess.

I dont really let people get to me anymore. Ive accepted most of the time someones trying to start shit they have issues in their life and their pissyness isnt my problem. They can fuck off more than me wanting to say fuck you.

1

u/RainbowDarian Oct 07 '22

Almost everyone I've met

0

u/xenomorph3253 Oct 07 '22

7.753 billion

1

u/ConstructionNo1603 Oct 07 '22

Everyone lol even the people I like 🤣

1

u/IcemansJetWash-86 Oct 07 '22

I said that to some punk kid when I was in Middle School.

His response, "Ewh, you want to fuck me?"

You just can't win during that period of life.

1

u/soft_waves surfs naked (under my board shorts) Oct 07 '22

plot twist: you should have said yes.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

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u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 07 '22

You can find alot but rarely anyone on Reddit

1

u/Titan9999 Oct 07 '22

People who make accusations based on stereotypes. I don't have a problem with stereotypes, especially when used comedically. It's the serious accusations which some believe and seem too reflexive that are the problem.

1

u/Honestanswers1238 Oct 07 '22

Oof. There's quite a few... they know who they are 😁😁

1

u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 07 '22

I wonder if they want to say the same thing to you😂

1

u/UncleJ111 Oct 07 '22

Literally every single human alive and that ever existed

1

u/helloprettyeyes87 Oct 07 '22

Way to many to list that's for damn sure. I have always said we should have a like "Purge" day once a month so we could punch one person in the mouth that day, no consequences.

1

u/Jollymoose1 Oct 07 '22

Only those I find attractive

1

u/Dont_believe_me__ Oct 07 '22

All of the people

1

u/WaitingToBeTriggered Oct 07 '22

STRONG IN COMMAND

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Just one

1

u/Hulkslam3 Oct 07 '22

Personally like 4 or 5, but tbh it won’t solve anything.

1

u/TrappedLegend Oct 07 '22

I’d be blue in the face with the list i have

1

u/FarewellXanadu Oct 07 '22

Just about everyone who calls my Help Desk.

1

u/J0hnnyv1 Oct 07 '22

How many people are there in the world? That amount minus about 5.

1

u/bigcockbangle Oct 07 '22

Every comment on r/AskWomen.

1

u/RunikVarze Male Oct 07 '22

Most of the world, at this point.

1

u/ChocolateDiesel11 Oct 07 '22

Almost all of them

1

u/marius764 Male Oct 07 '22

For me, atleast 5 people per day. But in my whole lifetime: way too many to count!

1

u/BigD1970 Oct 07 '22

There are 650 people in the House Of Commons. So let's start with 650 and see how the mood takes us.

1

u/Tamotoad Oct 07 '22

All of them

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

About 9 billion

1

u/Head_BreaKeR Oct 08 '22

Looking out for the future

1

u/shavedmonspubis Oct 07 '22

At least a dozen.

1

u/_moldie_ Oct 07 '22

As a retail worker I can confidently say that like 75% people often come ask shit at an annoying time and the only reason i dont do it is because I'd lose my job

1

u/MashTheGash2018 Oct 07 '22

Just Shorsey.

1

u/elel8989 Oct 08 '22

Ran into one of them at the grocery store today! He k ew it too, former bosses son, nepotism infested company I worked for. Guy is just a massive tool, he knew he screwed me over, lying prick. I didn’t even acknowledge recognizing him but I could tell he was totally embarrassed and trying to hurry away as fast as he could. That’s a big fuck you right there! Just seeing the guy and getting that reaction out of him. If he was a stand-up guy he could hold his head high and stop and say hi.. but instead he had to run away

1

u/Motanul_Negru Manbearpolarsasquatch Oct 08 '22

I prefer "Fuck yourself" but that aside, the answer is yes.

1

u/Redditwhydouexists Oct 10 '22

2, all the other ones I have

0

u/soft_waves surfs naked (under my board shorts) Oct 07 '22

about 329 million and some change.