r/GunMemes Mar 23 '23

the door was locked. that was your warning. Meme

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u/boogerpicker556 Mar 23 '23

You don't understand. That door was locked for your safety, not mine.

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u/GrandMarauder HK Slappers Mar 23 '23

Could you imagine how scary you can make your house lol. Put up speakers and get a mini fog machine and start playing ominous music. Have a couple jumps scares set up

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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Fosscad Mar 23 '23

Brb gunna make my house a haunted one

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u/Panjin21 Beretta Bois Mar 24 '23

Gotta summon a ghost or two to make it authentic

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u/bionic80 Mar 24 '23

Ok Mort.

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u/AGK47_Returns Mar 23 '23

How scary you can make it? I thought that was normal, are you telling me the average person DOESN'T have a fog machine set up in their house?

Maybe this is why the neighbors don't trust me...

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u/Beau_Champion Aug Elitists Mar 23 '23

Just offer to help them install one, that'll stop their jealousy :)

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u/CPTherptyderp Mar 23 '23

ALEXA play flight of the Valkyries

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u/Sand_Trout HK Slappers Mar 23 '23

Alexa play "BFG Division"

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u/AlphaManInfinate Demolitia Mar 24 '23

Solid pick.

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u/Cthulhuwar1ord Mar 23 '23

Alexa play “Welcome to the Jungle!”

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u/The_Unclaimed_One Mar 23 '23

Alexa play Coffins by Otherwise

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u/GodOfThunder44 Mar 23 '23

Alexa play Only Time by Enya.

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u/7-62xEverything Mar 23 '23

Alexa play "I spandau lone" by Bill McClintock

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u/justrobdoinstuff Mar 23 '23

Alexa play "Pop goes the weasel"

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u/chii0628 Mar 24 '23

Alexa play "jump around"

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u/Spectergunguy Mar 24 '23

Alexa play primo Victoria

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u/AlphaManInfinate Demolitia Mar 24 '23

Classic.

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u/AlphaManInfinate Demolitia Mar 24 '23

A fitting symphony.

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u/Business-Union Shitposter Mar 23 '23

I've got a whole playlist set up for that. Starts off with Barbie Girl by Aqua, sets off strobe lights...good stuff

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u/Gunnilingus Mar 24 '23

Get some red LEDs and place them in spots so it gives off a dim red glow but you can’t tell where the light is coming from

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u/Clint_Basedwood 4 Doors, More Whores! Mar 23 '23

“None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!”

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u/Yanrogue Ascended Fudd Mar 23 '23

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u/CPTherptyderp Mar 23 '23

What movie is that

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u/Yanrogue Ascended Fudd Mar 23 '23

watchmen

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u/ExcalProphex Mar 23 '23

Just rack yer shotgun that'll send em runnin scared.

  • Some Fudd

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u/GNBreaker All my guns are weebed out Mar 23 '23

Two blasts in the air…

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u/SpongebobTV Mar 24 '23

Biden literally telling people to break gun safety and end up like that one black girl who went to prison (or was it bc she brought it to someone’s house I forgot)

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u/Skybreakeresq Mar 27 '23

She left the house to retrieve a firearm, then returned and fired a warning shot she admitted was indeed a warning shot.

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u/SpongebobTV Mar 27 '23

Tf kinda thinking is that, “oh I got away let me now put my life in danger and others by running back and shooting into the air”

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u/Skybreakeresq Mar 27 '23

Well her kids were in the house with the baby daddy who she claimed she knew from experience was about to get abusive. So she pre-emptively armed herself in fear and came back and shot a warning shot.

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u/SpongebobTV Mar 27 '23

Ohhh, alright ima need to read about this bc now I’m confused if I should be mad she went to jail or happy

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u/Skybreakeresq Mar 27 '23

Its kinda both.
I get removing yourself and arming up when you see him start to twist off but before he's legally actionable.
I get going back in for your kids if he's abusive.
I do not get a warning shot, if he's abusive let him have it.
And since she did a warning shot, she has no legal protection and the rules against warning shots are there for GOOD reason. Not the least of which is she is plunking bullets in poor backstops (wall) in the house her kids are in in a residential neighborhood.

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u/reallynunyabusiness Mar 23 '23

Someone once told me that racking the shotgun will send a message, and if that diesn't work you should have the first two shells be rock salt. Asked a local cop what he though of that strategy, he told me that in a situation where you use a gun defensiely you don't wan it to be your story against theirs and if you shoot someone with rocksalt depending on the area you may catch an assault charge.

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u/RagtheFireBoi Mar 23 '23

A salt charge

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u/moritsune Mar 23 '23

That Fudd isn't entirely wrong. Just sayin

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u/Zp00nZ Mar 23 '23

In the air you mean at the air in front of their chest.

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u/Rhino676971 Mar 23 '23

There’s air between the barrel and their chest right

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u/V-DaySniper Sig Superiors Mar 23 '23

Or perhaps even the air in their chest.

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u/rockstar450rox Mar 23 '23

There is now...

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u/mpkid5 Mar 23 '23

The lung blowout

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u/wtfredditacct Mar 23 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

Yeah, Clint Smith never said racking your shotgun would scare someone off. Shooting them with it on the other hand...

Edit: typo

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u/GucciGlocc Mar 23 '23

I mean 00 buck to the chest will end any fight

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u/Kross_887 Sig Superiors Mar 23 '23

"will physically remove a chunk of shit off your opponent and throw that shit on the floor"

I love Clint, he's wonderful.

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u/Kainkelly2887 Mar 23 '23

The OG problem solver.

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u/Fishman23 Mar 23 '23

I just do it because a shotgun is usually not drop safe. I store mine loaded but not chambered.

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u/cpzombie Mar 23 '23

But the guy was poor, how was he supposed to know that breaking into people's houses is bad???

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u/M4ster0fDesaster Mar 23 '23

Sir, poor people can be just as smart as white people.

~Joe Biden

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u/Fridge-Fighter Mar 23 '23

Did... Did he actually say that?

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u/umrathma Mar 23 '23

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u/M4ster0fDesaster Mar 23 '23

I love how you instantly had that clip ready

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u/olBBS Mar 23 '23

Doing the lords work

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u/No_Growth_4026 Mar 23 '23

It's like people don't pay attention when their favorite politicians say terrible things

Joe Biden is a terribly racist person and always has been.

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u/megawolfr Mar 24 '23

Not THAT racist. He's a Democrat so it doesn't matter. Besides, he likes sniffing a races kids so he can't be to racist.

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u/AlphaManInfinate Demolitia Mar 24 '23

Yes XD. Tim pool covered it too, it was great.

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u/Clint_Basedwood 4 Doors, More Whores! Mar 23 '23

Because you are exploiting and profiting from capitalism to the extent that you own a home, you are the villain. Because he is a marginalized, disadvantaged poor, the drug addict breaking into your home at 3 am is the victim. Welcome to Clown World, where everything is backwards, upside-down and opposite. Would you like some soy milk and gender reassignment surgery?

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u/kristyanYochev Europoor Mar 23 '23

You need actual treatment? Sorry, we only got MAID. Now let's strap you in and administer that KCl injection real quick.

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u/Zp00nZ Mar 23 '23

Stop describing Australia!

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u/AGK47_Returns Mar 23 '23

Australia? Buddy it's a third of the world at this point... the only saving grace is that the third world (the part growing most rapidly) is like "nah fuck that"

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u/panzer7355 Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23

In short, lumpenproletariat.

One thing that those buzzword lefties often don't get right is, there's no villain, everyone is a victim. Think being a CEO is nothing more than be mean and do whatever the F you want? LMAO, say that to your investors and the broad, no one is free.

Causing harm to someone for the reason that someone's got a better life than you is never a revolutionary act, instead, it's anti-revolutionary and reactionary, people who did that to get benefits is still thinking and moving within the capitalist system.

Channeled my inner commissar for a bit.

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u/The_Unclaimed_One Mar 23 '23

cough government is villain cough

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u/panzer7355 Mar 23 '23

Still the same, puppets of economy and politics.

My inner commissar is very pessimistic...

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u/systemshock869 Mar 23 '23

Poor kids don't know the same stuff as white kids

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u/Babylegs_OHoulihan Just As Good Crew Mar 23 '23

I hurt myself laughing when someone said this in a live interview. People are fucking stupid

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u/Floatingwalrusman Mar 23 '23

When that "poor" dude starts breaking into peoples homes, he puts your property over his life.

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u/Clint_Basedwood 4 Doors, More Whores! Mar 23 '23

This title is based, I'm going to remember that.

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u/Culsandar Mar 23 '23

"There is a large dog and firearms beyond this door. Entering this door uninvited puts your life at risk. This is your only warning."

I need this on a sticker.

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u/doge57 Mar 23 '23

If you’re not always home, someone could break in and knows there are guns to steal. I’d rather people not know I have guns. My dogs barking is their only warning

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u/Culsandar Mar 23 '23

I mean they'd probably know that from the range set up in my yard. I doubt they'd need a sign.

In an apartment, sure.

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u/doge57 Mar 23 '23

Ah, I currently live in city limits but I intend to move out to be able to have my own range in the backyard at some point. With your setup the sign makes sense

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u/mpkid5 Mar 23 '23

Hit only the bullseyes and it will send a clearer message

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u/TianShan16 Mar 23 '23

Name checks out

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u/justrobdoinstuff Mar 23 '23

I'm fuckin poor. Count your lucky stars I'm using bullets n not rusty farm implements, boards with nails, and muddy chicken shit covered concrete chunks.

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u/RandomStormtrooper11 Apr 09 '23

Why not all of the above?

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u/ScarletNinja66 Mar 23 '23

Youre warning was me screaming "ELEMENT OF SURPRISE" at the top of my lungs just before i blew your groin away with a 12 gauge

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u/Clint_Basedwood 4 Doors, More Whores! Mar 23 '23

"Pistols put holes in people. Rifles put holes through people. Shotguns tear your opponents groin off and throw that groin on the floor."

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u/throwaway83970 Mar 23 '23

.30-06 180gr. soft points at point blank range? It'll blow your head out your ass.

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u/IndividualLock2 Mar 23 '23

Best part about mag dumping with a garand is that you only have to hit once

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u/Statik_24 Springfield Society Mar 23 '23

The last sound you hear:

PING

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u/DontReadUsernames Mar 23 '23

If you fire 8 rounds of 30-06 in a living room, nobody’s gonna hear a “ping”

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u/throwaway83970 Mar 23 '23

Even 5 rounds of .30-06 in a living room, all you will hear is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Statik_24 Springfield Society Mar 24 '23

Mawp....mawp.....mawp

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u/Medical_Security_747 Mar 24 '23

I think that is actually EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/throwaway83970 Mar 24 '23

It's lower case because it's high pitch

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u/radkiller22 Mar 23 '23

She's a little heavy for me to mag dump but I feel mag dumping 00 or #4 through a 1301 is comparable in outcome

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u/throwaway83970 Mar 23 '23

I would stick with #4 buckshot. It's heavy enough to do serious damage but not so heavy it goes through your house, your neighbor's house, and the next one.

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u/drbroskeet Mar 23 '23

"There's gonna be some overspray" -Clint Smith

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u/Clint_Basedwood 4 Doors, More Whores! Mar 23 '23

Groin shots get messy

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u/radkiller22 Mar 23 '23

I mean that's what the "no trespassing" and "beware of dog" signs, the locked wrought iron gate, and the deadbolt on my door are for. Three strikes and you're out (of luck and time)

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u/Major-Dyel6090 MVE Mar 23 '23

Cut the guy a break. He probably kicked in your door at 2:00 AM to steal bread for his family. He’s kind of like Aladdin if you think about it.

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u/Emach00 Mar 23 '23

The guards were going to eliminate Aladdin's ability to dual wield if they had managed to catch him.

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u/aacevest Mar 23 '23

It's a-me jean valjean

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

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u/TJM18 Mar 23 '23

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

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u/not_taken_was_taken2 Mar 24 '23

Do you just not go through your front door?

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u/SpongebobTV Mar 24 '23

He can probably turn it off when he goes in and out and at night or when he leaves he puts it on

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u/throwaway83970 Mar 23 '23

Due to ammunition shortages

There won't be a warning shot.

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u/sovietshonen98 Mar 23 '23

well, it teeeechnically is a warning shot in a somewhat fucked up sense

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u/oney_monster Shitposter Mar 23 '23

"i said fire a warning shot, not dome the first motherfucker you see!"

"Yeah, and now all his friends are duly warned."

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u/tomcatdad01 Mar 23 '23

Warning them that you’re a good shot.

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u/Bourbon-neat- Mar 23 '23

I mean technically light travels faster than bullets, so you have the warning of seeing the muzzle flash to get out of the way of incoming rounds.... Best of luck

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u/Temporary_Air_3024 Mar 23 '23

Your honor, I told the intruder three times to leave, he chose to leave premises spiritually instead of physically. His corpse can verify my story

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u/strider_m3 Mar 23 '23

Living in Portland i know they'll probably try to prosecute me even if their body was found with a "I SURE REALLY LOVE MURDERING PEOPLE" tatoo on their forehead and a necklace to people's ears around their neck

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u/Rob_Zander Mar 24 '23

There was a self defense shooting back in May last year that I heard about. This guy started screaming in the middle of the road, shot at cars and then ended up getting shot in the chest I think by an armed hero in self defense. The hero then left, drove home to Gresham, then called 911 to let them know he'd shot the guy lol. Only the crazy shooter was charged, the name of the hero wasn't even released. The cops here aren't too bad on 2A stuff, the DA on the other hand of course...

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u/LilFuniAZNBoi KAC Suckers Mar 23 '23

It is wild that some people have issues with trash being taken out.

As a doctor, my next paper will be how based a person is, is directly related to how bloodthirsty they are.

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u/DisThrowaway5768 Terrible At Boating Mar 23 '23

The amount of copium people have to huff to defend a home invasion is mind boggling.

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u/Elodin2977 Mar 23 '23

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Terrible At Boating Mar 23 '23

The rust gives it extra poison damage.

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u/Elodin2977 Mar 23 '23

That's a copper finish, not rust.

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Terrible At Boating Mar 23 '23

That's dumb, make it rusty.

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u/Emach00 Mar 23 '23

A debilitating case of tetanus if he manages to escape the house without bleeding out.

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Terrible At Boating Mar 23 '23

It'll make it easier to find him, he'll be the one with lockjaw.

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u/Elodin2977 Mar 23 '23

Bleeding out? Skullsplitter ain't just a dice company.

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u/MIKE-JET-EATER Mar 23 '23
  1. Get positive ID on suspect.
  2. Obliterate suspect with mini gun.
  3. Go back to bed

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u/Johnas_Vixen_15 Mar 23 '23

I don't know their intent, all I know is they broke into the one place I'm always supposed to be safe. They could want to kill me for all I know, I'm not gonna warn them. They should have realized "Maybe I shouldn't break into someone's house in the South East U.S...".

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u/The_Unclaimed_One Mar 23 '23

Literally. Breaking into someone’s house down here aught to be the LAST thing you ever wanna do. Go to California or NY if you want to steal people’s stuff. Then you know chances are decent there ain’t a gun behind that door. Someone doing a home invasion in the SE’s just a braindead idiot with a death wish

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u/justrobdoinstuff Mar 23 '23

"braindead idiot with a death wish" You spelled "meth head" or "crack head" wrong, but you're absolutely right.

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u/The_Unclaimed_One Mar 24 '23

I mean, they’re the same thing in my eyes. You’re dumb enough to do drugs, you’re dumb enough to be called a braindead idiot

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u/SuspiciousSea3286 Mar 23 '23

I'm in FL, your warning will be a full mag dump

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u/19sss19 Mar 23 '23

If they don’t survive whos gonna say I didn’t warn them

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u/Prowindowlicker Mar 23 '23

The fact that it’s not your home and I didn’t invite you should be warning enough

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u/drbroskeet Mar 23 '23

Dead men tell no lies.

No quarter, no warning

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u/goblomi Mar 23 '23

Who says I didn't warn em? I mean it's my story vs the dead robber's story. And they ain't talking.

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u/ShiraLillith Mar 23 '23

Remember, it wasn't you who put the value of their life under your belingings, it was them

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u/ExecOutcomesDept Mar 23 '23

Fat motherfucker came down the wrong chimney

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u/kipdurin Mar 23 '23

The fact that you don’t live here is your warning. There will be no verbal communication, you may hear a pop or two.

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u/The_EvilMidget Mar 23 '23

When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

-Tito, the Ugly.

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u/EvilWays316 Garand Gang Mar 25 '23

"You see, in this world there's two kind of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
-'Blondie', The Good.

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u/shadowwolfgameZ Mar 23 '23

Bunch of speakers around the house and a mic so they hear all around them.

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u/rockstar450rox Mar 23 '23

The door wasnt locked. It was a test, and you failed

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u/JohnB351234 Mar 23 '23

Just put in an intercom that way to can trash talk the guy without giving away your location

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u/T0mDeMwoan Mar 23 '23

Alexa: “Intruder alert, activating seeker claymore”. RC car with multiple claymores mounted on top starts rollin’

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u/iwanashagTwitch CZ Breezy Beauties Mar 23 '23

RCXD rolling in...

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u/T0mDeMwoan Mar 23 '23

Aw God damn yes

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u/The_Unclaimed_One Mar 23 '23

What the intercom system is for. Turn it into the carnival insane asylum and taunt them the entire way till they reach the ambush spot. Then drop em

Or just drop em at the door while blasting your song of choice. One or the other

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u/Pabst_Malone Mar 23 '23

Putting myself on the watch-list here, but it’s a goddamn shame you valued my possessions over your life. If you seek to harm me or my family, or take the things I’ve worked my ass off for, that’s your own goddamn fault, and I’m sorry about your luck.

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u/BuiltlikeanOrc-a Mar 23 '23

Look, the warning is the sound of the gunshot, is not your fault gunpowder makes it so the bullet moves faster than the warning

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u/legitbox18 Mar 23 '23

he'll get a warning when my PLHv2 turns on, on his face

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u/ohio_sheepdog Mar 23 '23

I lock my door as a warning to others not to enter my home. If they choose to break my door down to get into my house, they’ve decided that my stuff is worth more than their lives and I will defend my castle with deadly force.

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u/Ye-Hu AK Klan Mar 23 '23

Muzzle flash is enough warning.

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u/Just_A_Little_ThRAWy Mar 23 '23

If it was pitch black minus the occasional ac charger leds /kitchen appliance clock lights, would a suppressor make any kinda flash? At all?

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u/Ye-Hu AK Klan Mar 24 '23

Suppressor? We don't need no suppressor around here BOI

https://i.redd.it/exx0hwr2ympa1.gif

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u/MysteriousHawk2480 Apr 07 '23

Yea they make a flash dude

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u/ph1294 Mar 23 '23

Wifey stumbles home drunk and tries to slip into bed without waking you.

You hear the lock on the door jiggle.

“EHRMAGURD MY TIME HAS COME, I WONT GIVE AWAY MY POSITION!”

bang bang bang thud…

I see no problems with this policy!

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u/Alcerus I Love All Guns Mar 23 '23

What a tired argument. Nobody is saying that the right answer is to start blasting immediately any time they see a shadow or hear a noise in their home.

You know, you do have the ability to identify your target without yelling "Who's there!?" like a victim in a horror movie.

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u/ph1294 Mar 23 '23

Describe exactly how you identify someone on the other side of a door without calling out or opening/letting them open the door?

Also be warned, my “tired argument” is not an imaginary hypothetical, it’s a tragedy that’s played out many times before due to this very mentality.

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u/Sobbing_Nerd Mar 23 '23

My meme never said that the home invader was on the other side of the door. Also home security cameras and windows near or on doors exist.

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u/ph1294 Mar 23 '23

You’re lying to me if the imagined situation isn’t you blasting a home invader from a hiding spot where they couldn’t see you, ergo you ostensibly can’t see them.

If your house is set up with as many cameras as a mega block in judge dredd and you spend all day sitting watching those cameras then power to you.

But in the real world, if your target cant see you, chances are you can’t fully see your target. Fighting a war where PID consists of a uniform and the faceless enemy is to be killed? Great! Blast away! Defending your home that could have any manner of people who you don’t want to kill entering/exiting the premises? You MIGHT want to exercise some caution.

Or just murder your kid. You can always make another, right?

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u/Sobbing_Nerd Mar 23 '23

You could also id them using a weapon light for a split second and then shoot.

But if your defense is engaging in strawman, attacking me, calling me a liar and a man that would murder my own child and not care instead of refuting my points in avoidance... Then I'll let you die on that hill.

Also the people in my house aren't 6'8" and have sleeve tattoos.

I don't exactly need to study full facial features to know that's someone who isn't meant to be in my home.

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u/ph1294 Mar 23 '23

Any action you take to check whether that person is a 6’8” tattooed man (your words) ostensibly will “give away your position”. If you’re not verbally announcing yourself, you’re shining a light on him or taking other action to reveal your position.

Firing from hiding in a civilian context is not only cowardice, it’s asking for poor outcomes.

You clearly know this, and yet you continue to defend your meme that encourages tactically ignorant people to make unsafe decisions. You should be ashamed.

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u/Sobbing_Nerd Mar 23 '23

Yes that would reveal my position for all of half a second before I kill him. That's the point. My meme was made to enforce the idea of the element of surprise, not blindly shooting at random noises and movement.

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u/ph1294 Mar 23 '23

I mean I’m certainly the one in the wrong for expecting anything other than edgy content in /r/gunmemes so please don’t take my attack personally, I’m sure you’re not genuinely looking to cause harm, just burning some steam myself.

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u/RubberLaxitives Apr 12 '23

You burn off steam by hopping into subs you know will most likely irritate you and then go off in the comment sections pissing and whining about the content?

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u/Alcerus I Love All Guns Mar 24 '23

"Firing from hiding is cowardice" what a shit take hahaha

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u/SmuglyGaming Mar 23 '23

Don’t interrupt the circle jerk with logic!

I’m not saying you need to run out shouting ‘who’s there’ like a horror movie character, but make sure you’re getting PID before you just start blasting. Too many wannabe oper8ors are in prison now for shooting their child or spouse thinking they were a burglar.
But given that I’ve seen ‘no quarter, no mercy’ said multiple times in this thread, I’m sure everyone here is totally stable and will think before firing

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u/ph1294 Mar 23 '23

I guaran-fucking-tee if you kill your spouse or child while re-enacting oppums magnum opus from saving private ryan the jail time will be the least of your worries.

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u/SmuglyGaming Mar 23 '23

You also might have to worry about being haunted. That’s pretty not great

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u/ph1294 Mar 23 '23

Your probably right that would be the worst of my concerns too

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u/SmuglyGaming Mar 23 '23

Ghosts are scary man

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u/T0mDeMwoan Mar 23 '23

This is very true.

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u/CrunkleRoss Mar 23 '23

I have the right to assume whoever breaks thru my locked door or window is not stopping by to share the good word and to react appropriately.

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u/bolunez Mar 23 '23

The door was locked not yours. That was your warning.

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u/kungfuferret Mar 23 '23

The claymore roomba and welcome to the jungle blaring will suffice

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u/that-one-_-kid Mar 24 '23

Your warning is the Velcro and buckles of my plate carrier

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u/cheatinchad Mar 24 '23

I want to believe that no one would say something that ridiculous but I know I’d be wrong.

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u/Bad-Idea-Fairy Mar 24 '23

The correct answer is do what you can live with and what you can explain.

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u/gman380 Mar 24 '23

Keep your rifle by your side and your position well hidden brothers

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u/numbers-mason Mar 24 '23 edited Apr 05 '23

Telling them to leave is how you just get shot first