r/LeopardsAteMyFace Feb 26 '21 Wholesome Hugz Table Slap Defeated Spit-take Silver Gold Helpful

Meta A guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.

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Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.

The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.

"I never thought leopards would eat *my** face", sobs woman who voted for the *Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.

This statement made out of 3 parts.

  1. Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people
    Who's that someone and what's that something?
  2. That something has some consequences.
    What are the consequences?
  3. As a consequence, that something happened to that someone.
    What happened? Did the something really happened to that someone? If not, you should probably delete your post.

In your explanatory comment, identify these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it might be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits the subreddit or not and the post might be wrongly removed. If you complain about it in modmail, we'll just send you back here.

The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.

To help you get started, here's an example.

  1. Roberto Beristain voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants
  2. Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Beristain got deported.

A bit stiff, right? You can also take some writing liberties around the format as long as moderators can effortlessly match it with the format.

  1. Roberto Beristain, an illegal immigrant, voted for Donald Trump
  2. Trump has vowed to deport illegal immigrants
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Beristain got deported.

This is much more fluid, but you should absolutely make sure that it's easy to match with the format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 19h ago Wholesome Silver Helpful

Trump Donald Trump Voters Are Reportedly ‘Tired’ ‘Angry’ And ‘Fed Up’ That He ‘Skimmed’ Campaign Funds From Candidates

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 17h ago

Meta Sweet hilarious irony

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 14h ago

Election denier Charlie Kirk whines that Republicans lost 'because a lot of people do not trust the system'

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 20h ago hehehehe

Unintended GOP Consequences: Refusal To Certify Election Results Could Flip Arizona House Seat Democrat

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 13h ago

Paywall election denying so hard, you lose the seat altogether

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 19h ago

"Let's Bring Religion Back Into the Schools..... Wait! Not THAT Religion!"

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 9h ago

Az republicans in a nutshell

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 19h ago

Paywall In Georgia, Walker’s Pace in the Finish Worries Republican Allies

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“We almost need a little bit more time for Herschel’s campaign to get everything off the ground,” said Jason Shepherd, the former chairman of the Cobb County Republican Party

Huh. Interesting that GOP Sec of State shortened the run off campaign period by a month, which sandwiched it in between 2 holidays, and went to court to appeal people's right to vote on a Saturday. It's almost like the GOP key voter suppression tactics are once again biting them in the...face.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 10h ago

Bright Blue founder to quit over Tory party’s ‘betrayal’ of millennials | UK news

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I never thought they would betray Conservative millennial when they promised to betray all millennials 😭😭😭


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 23h ago

Paywall In which a leading voice of the group accusing the other party of being groomers is actually a groomer himself and put himself in legal jeopardy because of it

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Each day more of them realize

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago Timeless Beauty 'MURICA Super Heart Eyes Helpful Buff Doge Take My Energy Stonks Rising Ally Heartwarming Vibing Snek Helpful (Pro) Silver Wholesome

DeSantis says Congress should act if Apple follows through on Elon Musk claims and bans Twitter from App Store. So the party that decries government interference in the free market wants to force a business to do something?

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Burning Cash

Musk is unleashing the hateful racist crazies on Twitter, and now he's crying sad billionaire tears that Apple may remove Twitter from their app store.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

"I am concerned that our democratic life is veering away from ordinary prudential debate towards a polarization that undermines our bedrock institutions and principles," says man who polarized debate

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago Bravo!

Rocket Boy Elon has switched to mining copium

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago Gold

Rocket Boy Oh the irony

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago Wholesome

Trump Conservative Jewish group slams Trump for dining with a Holocaust denier weeks after they awarded him a medal at their gala

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago Wholesome

Meta You mean those long lines the Republicans purposely created?

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Belarus dictator Alexander Lukashenko ‘in fear for his life after Vladimir Makei murdered'

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

I got fired from Twitter the day before Thanksgiving. I was pro-Musk but it didn't save me.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

r/conservative about the AZ elections

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Trump Pro-Israel group that honored Trump blasts his meeting with Ye and Fuentes

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4d ago Silver

Online racist Ben Shapiro is mad is his vile rhetoric has led to antisemitism.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4d ago

"I cheer on appartheid and transphobia but now you come for the gays too?"

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4d ago

More than half of convoy donors who haven't received refunds are Americans

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