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u/BucktoothedAvenger Mar 23 '23
Coulter is a demonic harpy with sand in her holes.
...but she's right, this time 🤣
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u/ADDeviant-again Mar 23 '23
She is, but it's people like her, Hannity, Limbaugh, Tucker-C, etc., that spent my entire adult life getting us here.
Reap what you sow, ya stringy old GOP scarecrow!
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 23 '23
I have to point out that Hannity was a true believer BEFORE he was taken under the wing by Fox. So there was that moment when he discovered how the sausage was made. NOW, I'm sure he pretends to be too clever to have been fooled and wants to believe he was savvy the whole time.
Limbaugh was just a dude with a lot of grievances, but unlike the other people who felt like a disappointment, he had wealth and connections and was in the right time and place. He's that "focal point" of the zeitgeist that has now metastasized into Q. He's the beginning of the people who were for the status quo before it bit them in the face and now want to pretend they were against Globalism all along. Limbaugh had a certain talent, but, he's just like Trump; would have been one of these losers in the herd following Q if they weren't getting paid. America is the best -- until they decide it's not giving them special privileges so "Putin" is cool. It takes a lot of work for me to pity these people. A lot of work.
Tucker is a bit smarter, and doesn't believe half of what he says -- but, he's not as smart as he thinks he is. Just another frat boy with more opportunity than talent desperate to be relevant.
Coulter is however, smart enough to have this game all figured out. She doesn't give a shit and is a mercenary. If you paid her, she'd be a Liberal tomorrow. Tucker would love that deal and to hobnob with Hollywood, but, he's too uncouth to be with the cool kids, so like Elon, he sulks from the outside looking in.
Well, really, that's a good portion of the relatively clever Republicans. Just not good enough to have sold out to support the neoliberals, now they pretend to like beer and watch NASCAR. It's fun to see them in purgatory.
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u/tinelva Mar 23 '23
No. Coulter cares about one thing- stopping illegal immigration. She is consistent in this. When Trump didnt build the wall, she turned against him.
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u/Zardotab Mar 26 '23
She even got on GOP's case for not wanting to punish business owners who hire illegal migrants.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 24 '23
WHY does she worry about this is what you should be asking.
Coulter is supporting fascism and anything to promote xenophobia is going to get her attention. Either that’s her one true passion or that’s whose paying her bar tab.
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u/tinelva Mar 24 '23
It is totally legitimate to be concerned with illegal immigration. Nothing to do with fascism, which is a term thrown around much too often in totally inappropriate circumstances.
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u/Snakeprincess69 Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23
What does this even mean? It's not like she is upset, because she can't get an abortion or something. She is upset that he didn't do more awful shit in office, like build the wall.
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u/ADDeviant-again Mar 23 '23
What do I mean, or what does she mean?
I think you nailed what she means, AND what I mean about her.
People like her made Trump happen. I don't care WHY, let them hate each other.
Or, do you mean because I said she was right? Well, she was. Trump sucks for me, you, everybody, AND , he didn't give his voters all the vile things they wanted, either.
I thought it went without saying.
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u/CarlSpencer Mar 24 '23
ya stringy old GOP scarecrow
It's like you're our Shakespeare! I'm stealing that!
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u/jakekara4 Mar 23 '23
Ann Coulter wrote a book titled "In Trump We Trust" and endorsed him wholeheartedly. Let's not pretend she's anything but a grifter in the vein of Trump himself. Her words against him apply to her own toxic self.
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u/tatanka01 Mar 24 '23
I'm trying to remember what Trump did right after that book was released that made her look like a fool. I think it was a turning point.
In any case, whadda twit.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 23 '23
It's not like Coulter doesn't know right from wrong or is a big dummy. She just chooses NOT to be honest most of the time and probably is a sociopath so, a lot of fun at parties.
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u/jsnxander Mar 23 '23
Whatever happened to that great web site/posting I Fucked Ann Coulter Up The Ass? It was incredibly funny...
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u/BucktoothedAvenger Mar 23 '23
That was a thing?! ...wait... Of course it was. I don't know what I was thinking.
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u/kindredwolfRS Mar 23 '23
Let's not give Ann Coulter any credit here after she literally wrote a book called "In Trump we Trust"
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 23 '23
she literally wrote a book called "In Trump we Trust"
And, she spent ZERO TIME walking that back.
"I'm an expert on this new thing, let me tell you; Trump bad."
How is it that you were 180 degrees away from this and supporting Trump if you have all this insight?
"This question was never asked of me, and you are just some dude on the internet creating a straw man, as if the media would actually get me on a show without having all the talking points agreed to beforehand."
Even the simulation of her in my brain pisses me off.
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u/Fringehost Mar 23 '23
Yes, she loves his anti immigrant stance, saw opportunity, but she is super intelligent and she just can’t make herself carry his water. Once she figured him out, she didn’t hold back. If anything she has spine in this time of boot lickers.
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u/Procean Mar 23 '23
she is super intelligent
Once she figured him out
The length of time it took for her to do the latter is one of the best counter-arguments to the former.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 23 '23
Why does any one think what she says is actually what she thinks?
She's smart -- and she had him figured out a while ago. Her support of him was opportunistic just as her pushback against him is. She wants to go to the best parties and afford the best stuff, and this is how she pays for it.
She most often wears a cocktail dress that look like she picked them up off the floor for a one night stand and then talks about the lack of Christian values as soon as she can put some drops in her eyes to be guest on a news show. She is nothing but a mixed message and gives uncomfortable boners to men who are not gay or anything. My secret is I don't worry about who she is, nor worry about boners as they never worry about what I think they should be doing and never will.
As long as she always pops up from under rocks and her fellow TV personalities are less attractive and informed, she will forever be graded on a curve.
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u/Fringehost Mar 23 '23
I am not her fan, but I sometimes check her twitter to see venom she spews. She started bashing him during presidency, her followers were pissed.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 23 '23
Once she figured him out,
Dude, she had Trump figured out DAY ONE. She's just playing a new angle to be the "relevant one" for the Republicans abandoning Trump.
DeSantis was actually saying anti Russian things the other day.
Unfortunately, these people are acting like Trump is entirely organic, and that this movement and his success, were purely a factor of him quoting 4Chan. My bet is, it wasn't, and Coulter and DeSantis will fall hard. The media will scramble to explain how "Trump cannot be stopped! What a charismatic man!"
Which is also a lie, but nobody wants to say that Inflation was the corporations without competition who liked money charging more, and the recession and "banking crisis" are about billionaires being scared by a few other billionaires yelling "recession!" and a few others laying of tech workers, to move over $40 billion in a week and we have no provisions for bankers to deal with that kind of shit.
Nope. There are no TRUE explanations to be put forth for any of this. The motivations of why the media swoons for Trump have to do with things done and people that matter want to have happen that you and I don't know about. My bet is on the Epstein videos,... but, it could be anything. The point is; Trump is likely going to be the 2024 nomination. All the indictments will be fumbled on the one yard line after stretching out the story long enough for us to be bored. And "reality" will be bent in order to make that seem plausible to you. Just like all the other bullshit chaos that ends up with the majority having less and a few lucky people accidentally getting richer.
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u/Bernies_left_mitten Mar 23 '23
Now, now--be fair; he's also screwed millions who never voted for him, too. They, and Stormy, just didn't beg him to continue.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 23 '23
I would have taken the deal to buy my silence. But no offer was made.
These Soros bucks however can't be redeemed anywhere. The checkout lady at the CVS just looks at me funny now.
/snark
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u/SuggestAPhotoProject Mar 23 '23
No matter how far off the sinking ship this rat tries to jump, she will always be a fucking Trumper that felated him in the media for years and years and years.
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u/--master-of-none-- Mar 24 '23
Maybe she's trying to look better for the divorce hearing.
If something is out of place, ask yourself whom benefits and how it benefits them.
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u/CHRlSTMASisMYcakeday Mar 23 '23
might be the least funny comedian of all time, but she's right.
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u/corsicanguppy Mar 23 '23
That's her profession?!? I thought it was as some kind of talking head somewhere.
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Mar 23 '23
She is not a comedian and it is a slap in the face to call her grifting idiot bullshit comedy. She did a roast with actual comedians to promote her book that sucks trumps cock and the comedian completely destroyed her
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u/IHateCamping Mar 23 '23
Payton Manning even destroyed her.
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Mar 24 '23
He’s a athlete that is definitely funny. I still crack up to his SNL skits throwing footballs at kids and breaking into cars
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u/sunny5724 Mar 23 '23
She's right and semi funny at the same time.....wonder who wrote this for her.
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u/MadAsTheHatters Mar 23 '23
Doesn't matter what you say as you jump from the sinking ship if everyone saw you punching holes in the bottom earlier
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u/opiewhiskas Mar 23 '23
Wait I thought she was team trump? I’m so confused on who that side is actually rooting for at this point
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u/dCLCp Mar 24 '23
They are lemmings they just follow the crowd (and attack interlopers).
She's going to be riding De Santis dick hard later this year she'll say the same things she said about Trump until it's politically convenient to jump on the next populist pony.
They don't stand FOR anything only against and they back whoever is most popular against that thing (that thing being the nebulous and evolving specter of 'liberals' and 'democrats').
If Kanye wasn't so cringey they'd follow him. He's popular and willing to spew evil nonsense. His main fault (in their eyes) is he's black and deranged in a sometimes uncontrolled manner. If he were controlled he'd be their Obama.
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u/Bodach42 Mar 24 '23
There is no loyalty in Trump land it's just a bunch of narcissists that latch onto whoever they can profit most from at the time. So she's jumped ship now.
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u/lowfreq33 Mar 23 '23
I’m just imagining Stormy testifying and the prosecution asking how many pumps he managed to get in before he finished. 7? 15?
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u/SkullLeader Mar 23 '23
I find myself agreeing with Ann Coulter? I think this is the 7th sign of the apocolypse.
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u/DoubleGunzChippa Mar 23 '23
This cunt was perfectly fine with Trump jizz dribbling down her chin for four years.
Fuck Ann Cunter. The best thing she ever gave humanity was showing up to the Rob Lowe roast.
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u/DCErik Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23
I agree with the weird looking kid, for once.
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u/chaoticbear Mar 23 '23
HAW HAW WHY WOMAN HAVE JAWLINE
I don't like her either, but there's gotta be a better insult than this.
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u/McHenry Mar 23 '23
If Trump is screwing someone I suspect they won't be gagging during any part of the experience.
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u/sicilian504 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Mar 23 '23
Oh God....I'm agreeing with Ann Coulter? What's happening?
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u/Masta0nion Mar 23 '23
Ann you wrote a fuckin book. I know it hurts to be embarrassed, but you’ll get through it. One day you’ll meet another person and be embarrassed all over again.
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u/Mr_E_Nigma_Solver Mar 23 '23
Lmfao I can't believe I was alive to see Ann Coulter celebrated in PoliticalHumor. Libs with their arms wide open, "Welcome to the resistance."
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u/VocationFumes Mar 23 '23
Coulter was down to suck his dick a few months ago if I remember correctly
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u/adam_demamps_wingman Mar 23 '23
Shut up and bigot, Coulter.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
—Ann Coulter
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u/davechri Mar 23 '23
Today I learned that Ann Coulter is still alive. I also realized that I don’t care.
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Mar 24 '23
I’ve never liked Ann Coulter, she’s a terrible person. I’m surprised she isn’t madly in love with Trump. They’d make a great couple.
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u/Similar_Candidate789 Mar 24 '23
For all those saying they don’t believe Ann coulter hates trump. I do. Here’s why:
She doesn’t hate him for what he did. SHE HATES HIM BECAUSE SHE THINKS HE DIDNT GO FAR ENOUGH!
That’s the distinction that I think is missing. She doesn’t hate him for January 6th, she doesn’t hate him for the coup, she doesn’t hate him for the stupid she he did. She’s mad because he didn’t actually build the wall, shoot immigrants and LGBTQ people, ban black history, and bring back segregation.
She thinks trump wasn’t right wing enough, not that he was too right wing. And that I can definitely believe.
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u/100percentish Mar 24 '23
Yeah, but the difference is that his supporters like it when he screws them.
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