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u/FandomMenace Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Mar 23 '23
Can't tell if is false accusation against Joe Biden, or if is poorly chosen usage of Oxford comma.
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u/blackbelt352 Mar 24 '23
Poorly chosen Oxford comma.
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u/Noisy_Toy Mar 24 '23
This is why we give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
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u/Gooleshka Mar 24 '23
I will die on this, hill.
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u/PM_ME_UPLIFTING_FACT Mar 24 '23
I will die on this hill, this field or this mountainI will die on this hill, this field, or this mountain.
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u/DeleteConservatism Mar 24 '23
Anyone who says the Oxford comma isn't necessary is objectively wrong.
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u/ToneZone7 Mar 24 '23
this is what you were looking for: https://www.1776again.com/2018/03/06/republican-party-pedophile-list/
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u/middleagethreat Mar 24 '23
Here is another very telling list. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/11/27/2138682/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-39
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u/MFAWG Mar 24 '23
I’m old enough to remember Sinead O’Connor on SNL and I sometimes wonder how many of the people that said absolutely terrible and vile things about her at the time have apologized to her once it became clear what was going on.
Then I listen to my devoutly Catholic BiL still claim that the whole thing is mostly ‘media frenzy’ and I wonder how the fuck they live with themselves.
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u/redrumWinsNational Mar 24 '23
It’s easy when you’re in denial
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u/MFAWG Mar 24 '23
The thing is: it’s not just the Catholic Church: the Mormons basically took over the Boy Scouts in parts of the western United States and guess what?
Same fucking thing: it all gets swept under the rug and kept ‘in house’.
And lest you think I’m demonizing religion it turns out that there is a lot of this going on in all manner of athletics.
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u/cturtl808 Mar 24 '23
If you have an opportunity, watch the biopic on her. Cannot recommend it enough.
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u/Mental_Medium3988 Mar 23 '23
Maybe I missed something but biden doesn't have anything to do with the attacks on the lgbtq+ community.
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u/BurkeWood Mar 23 '23
Exhibit 453 in my ongoing Case for the Oxford Comma.
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u/TheBlackCat13 Mar 24 '23
Your list only has 453 examples?
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u/Disorderjunkie Mar 24 '23
For clarity, the post should have been “Joe Biden, the liberals, and the gays…”
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u/Megmca Mar 23 '23
Not just the Catholic Church.
Religion is the last refuge of monsters.
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u/subject_deleted Mar 24 '23
To get good people to good things and bad people to do bad things is no difficult task. But if you want good people to do bad things, that requires religion.
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u/draypresct Mar 24 '23
It's not religion. It's any situation that gives predators access to kids. We simply didn't know how extensive the problem was a few decades ago.
Secular schools had the same problem - both the predation and the cover-up: "the AAUW report that nearly 9.6 percent of students are targets of educator sexual misconduct sometime during their school career....When the Seattle Times asked the Bellevue School District for information about teachers and coaches accused of sexual misconduct, school officials and the state’s most powerful union teamed up behind the scenes to try to hide the files. Bellevue school officials even let teachers purge their own records at union-organized “file parties” to prevent disclosure" https://www2.ed.gov/rschstat/research/pubs/misconductreview/report.pdf
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u/delrayvol1 Mar 24 '23
Nail on the head.
Attempted molestation in fifth grade by an after school activities director, I fought back and got out! Richardson, TX.
Pervert named Fletcher, I’m talking decades ago. I told my mother, who never took my word over anything the school had to say, but she knew I was telling the truth. She and a couple of other ladies confronted the school, and their response was to move him to another school.
Child molesters figure out a way to have proximity to children.
Believe it or not, I’m pretty sure the guy that replaced him was the same way. Thankfully, summer ended and I never saw him again. Who knows how many more people these guys molested?
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u/Snakestream Mar 24 '23
"If those kids could read, they'd be very upset with you!"
Also, Oxford comma.
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u/skuzzkitty Mar 24 '23
Public service announcement: stop specifying catholic, since nearly every major denomination in the United States has been caught doing the same things.
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u/Rakonat Mar 24 '23
And the Southern Baptist Church and Latter Day Saints... And probably quite a few others.
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u/Pimpylongstocking Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23
Is this a letter to Joe Biden?
Edit: Your commas are off
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u/Dazzling-Section-297 Mar 24 '23
Joe grabbing young girls, bill getting a blow job at the oval office. JICYMI
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u/bobdig986 Mar 24 '23
Well said!
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u/Crackerpuppy Mar 24 '23
No, not really. Having an Oxford comma placed where it should be would make it well said.
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u/quillmartin88 Mar 24 '23
One quibble: the Catholic Church pedophile ring isn't exactly undercover, it's just that Catholics tend to lose their minds when you mention it, especially of they dragged you to services and you suggested that Father Touchy McFeely gave you some bad vibes.
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u/RollingRiverWizard Mar 24 '23
Or the Southern Baptists. Or the Mormons. Or a lot of other goddem churches, yeah?
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u/SoIJustBuyANewOne Mar 24 '23
The Oxford comma is important!!!
Without it, this statement looks like someone is addressing Joe Biden, not including him in a list. With the Oxford comma before the and, this clearly becomes a list.
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u/TheRobinators Mar 24 '23
It's not just the Catholic Church. It's church. I'm willing to bet it's much worse in local Protestant congregations, top to bottom.
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u/Electronic-Mark Mar 24 '23
Don’t let the Souther Baptist off the hook they did it too. Oh and residential schools.
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