r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '23
Well Jesus wore a dress and sandals, and a virgin got pregnant somehow.
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u/WaitingForNormal Mar 24 '23
“Very sad” to be called out on his bullshit.
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u/PrivatePoocher Mar 24 '23
Mommy. What does emissions mean?
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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Mar 24 '23
Honey, that's the smoke that comes out of the exhaust as a result of combustion of fuel mixed with air inside the cylinder chamber of the car your dad uses to fuck his coworker on the other side of town.
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u/speculatrix Mar 24 '23
It's much more acceptable if dad drives an EV to see his mistress
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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Mar 24 '23
A carbon neutral affair. I like it. Run it, Johnson!
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u/Ausgezeichnet87 Mar 24 '23
EVs are not carbon neutral. They are a tiny bit better than ICE, but they are still 10x more polluting than light rail.
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u/Drook2 Mar 24 '23
And most people aren't choosing between a car an light rail, they're choosing between ICE and EV. So let's support the one that's better.
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u/notasianjim Mar 24 '23
Yes, true, but its usually because of the lack of access to light rail. I like supporting light rail and EVs.
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u/beaushaw Mar 24 '23
Mommy. What does emissions mean?
Funny story.
After Christmas Eve church everyone was supposed to walk out in quiet contemplation. My cousin was walking out with her five year old son who kept asking her questions. She was doing her best to keep him quiet until they got into the car. Finally he was fed up and shouted "Mom, why wont you tell me what a virgin is!" in the middle of a packed and silent church.
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u/BrilliantObserver Mar 24 '23
After services at our church I'll often sit quietly with my eyes closed.
My oldest asked me a question and the the youngest daughter blurted out :"Shh, Daddy is pretending to talk to God". I laughed so hard.
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u/EnnuiDeBlase Mar 24 '23
Sadly this is a mis-quote for a catchier headline. The shitstain says "It's sad" that people would do this, implying that it's regrettable/pathetic on the part of the complainant - not that he's personal crying about the law backfiring on him.
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u/underpants-gnome Mar 24 '23
Yeah, I imagine he feels fine. This might even make him happy. Modern Christians seem to love feeling persecuted so much they invent scenarios and cast themselves as the oppressed, powerless minority even when they are clearly getting their way. Now they can actually feel put upon for legit reasons. Bad luck it's their own damn fault, I suppose. But you can't have it all.
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u/EriLH Mar 25 '23
That's the way I read it...I can't see him being "sad". I can see him being many other things...
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u/Lurkerphobia Mar 24 '23
Its about time someone used their tactics against them. Now if it can only pass ultra religious courts without being thrown out.
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u/DirtyArchaeologist Mar 24 '23
Dems need lawyers and judges. We gotta do the same thing they did.
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u/Mestoph Mar 24 '23
Biden is outpacing Trump on his Judicial nominees.
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u/ihave7testicles Mar 24 '23
Thank god. That's like all that's between democracy and fascism ... unbiased judges.
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u/Rain_Near_Ranier Mar 24 '23 edited Mar 24 '23
But is that enough to make up for the eight years before Trump when Obama couldn’t fill [edit to add: some] seats? Making a nomination means nothing if Republicans can block it.
[I by no means meant to imply that Obama got no nominations confirmed. Far from it. But the 73 that were blocked were a big deal, at least to me.]
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u/Mestoph Mar 24 '23
Confirmations come out of the Senate not the House. He’s filling the vacancies at a historic pace.
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u/Rain_Near_Ranier Mar 24 '23
I know that. I’m saying that because so many Obama nominations were blocked, Trump had a bunch of extra empty seats to fill. There are only 40 fewer Trump federal judges on the bench today than Obama judges, even though he had half the years in office.
Trump appointed and got confirmed a lot of very young Federalist Society judges that we’ll be stuck with for decades.
That has nothing to do with how well Biden is doing, although if he keeps up this pace, he’ll catch up with Trump confirmed nominations well before the term is over.
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u/Mestoph Mar 24 '23
You just posted that Obama only failed on 73 nominations with over 400 successful ones. That’s not all that many nominations being blocked.
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u/daddyYams Mar 24 '23
Obama was able to fill seats during his presidency. Just not at the end with one supreme court justice.
I'm extremely liberal but let's not go spreading misinformation.
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u/Mestoph Mar 24 '23 edited Mar 24 '23
Ok, so he didn’t fill 73, but he successfully filled over 400. This doesn’t support your point in the way you think it does.
Edit: I misread, he nominated over 400 and filled 329. My larger point stands
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u/Rain_Near_Ranier Mar 24 '23
Obama nominated over 400, but only 329 were confirmed. There were 73 nominations that were blocked. That’s almost 20%. That’s not the majority, but it’s still way too high. Twenty-some of those got confirmed under someone else, so it’s not like he was appointing crazy radicals that should have been blocked. It was political.
The person above said that it was just the Merrick Garland nomination that got blocked and called my comment misinformation; I provided evidence that there were 72 others.
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u/Mestoph Mar 24 '23
Your original statement was “…when Obama couldn’t fill seats”. His almost 82% success rate at filling seats makes that statement functionally incorrect. And the poster who said he only couldn’t fill one is actually far closer to being accurate
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u/Rain_Near_Ranier Mar 24 '23
Obama had such trouble getting confirmations out of the judiciary committee in his final two years, Mitch McConnell bragged about it. That’s what I was talking about. It wasn’t that he couldn’t get any of his nominations through in 8 years, but it got bad, and I assumed everyone would remember those years well enough to hear the implied “some” or “after the 2014 midterms” in my statement.
I own that that was an incorrect assumption, and I edited my comment to be more clear as soon as I figured out there had been confusion.
You commented with a mistake after confusing the number of nominations with the number of confirmations. You corrected yourself, but say that your “larger point stands.”
Does my larger point not stand? Do you cut people no slack? You’re working so hard to invalidate everything I say, and I can’t imagine why.
What McConnell did to Obama led directly to the overthrow of Roe. v. Wade. The Texas judge deciding a case right now to potentially overrule the FDA on the safety of mifepristone is sitting in a seat that was vacated under Obama and filled by Trump. We’ll be living with the consequences of Trump judicial appointments for decades. Some of those Trump judges sit in lifetime seats that were stolen from Obama. I think this is a very big deal. Even if Obama got four times as many confirmed as he had blocked, 73 is too damn many. Even though Biden is setting records with how fast he’s making progress, he doesn’t have a time machine and so he can’t undo the damage done, and yet to be done, by Trump judges. I think it’s a big deal and it still matters. That’s my larger point.
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u/daddyYams Mar 24 '23
According to this Trump failed to have 46 of his nominations confirmed in a single term. 4 of those proceeded to get confirmed.
I have no idea how trustworthy this information is, and I'm too lazy to double check, but if we r to believe this falling confirmation rates during the first term has been a trend since the Reagen administration.
This shows a widening gap between the parties and not as much that Obama specifically struggled to get his nominations confirmed. With Obama this happened at the Supreme court level so was highly publicized, whereas appellate or district court judges failing to get confirmed doesn't often make headline news.
Im not saying there's no issue here, I'm saying it's a wider issue than just the republicans blocking Obama's nominations.
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u/Avigorus Mar 24 '23
This is entirely what the Satanic Temple is all about, using the theocrat's own methods against them to keep them out of government.
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u/OngoGabl0g1an Mar 24 '23
They'll just write another piece of legislation that exempts the Bible from that law.
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u/Megane_Senpai Mar 24 '23
Then other religions can sue them for violation of the first amendment.
Like how the Church of Satan sued several republican governors after passing laws banning abortion.
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u/bugsyramone Mar 24 '23
The Satanic Temple, not the Church of Satan. Two extremely different organizations:)
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u/RustyMacbeth Mar 24 '23
Then we will insist that all religious texts be allowed especially anything the right objects to.
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u/Kim_Jong_OON Mar 24 '23
Just withhold the name of the book in the lawsuit, because of bias, and mention the main character is trans, Either that or a cross dresser.
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u/ComfortableRadish960 Mar 24 '23
I disagree. Judges all adhere to a code of ethics that says that they should not base their rulings off opinions. I think it's disrespectful to assume that most judges ignore ethics. That would be like assuming most teachers like to see kids fail.
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u/HeilHeinz15 Mar 24 '23
No, all adhere to precedent and ethics/morals are up for interpretation.
We also have gobs and gobs of data showing significantly different rulings between the majority and certain classes of minorities, so nowhere close to all are adhering to this code you speak of
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u/Xerit Mar 24 '23
Whats disrespectful is THAT republican appointed judges almost universally have no ethics and ignore law in favor of personal opinion and religious belief.
Not dealing with that situation as it is and instead trying to pretend we are dealing with good faith actors is just willfull ignorance.
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u/UrsusMajor53 Mar 24 '23 edited Mar 24 '23
Is the old testament also available at schools? Can’t remove that story of these two daughters getting themselves impregnated by their father while he is asleep in a cave from my mind.
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u/x0diak Mar 24 '23
I think they date raped him with wine. I'll be over here with Kermit thee frog, sipping some tea.
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u/Snakestream Mar 24 '23
I dunno. I think it's much more likely that he raped them and then when they got pregnant, he made them say that they forced themselves on him when he was drunk.
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u/popcorn-johnny Mar 24 '23 •
Their stories don't seem to add up, can we bring them in for questioning... or would that be asking a Lot?
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u/Counter-Fleche Mar 24 '23
Underrated comment.
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u/LookMaNoPride Mar 24 '23
Dunno. Think he’s throwing a lot of salt. But he is a pillar of the community.
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u/loudmouthedmonkey Mar 24 '23
Also he's the only good guy in a whole town of degenerate sodomites in the story.
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u/Nymaz Mar 24 '23
And by
degenerate sodomites
you mean they did not help the poor and needy, right?
Thank goodness that doesn't apply to America.
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u/loudmouthedmonkey Mar 24 '23
That and the angel raping. lol. Didn't think the s/ was needed in this context.
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u/snowgorilla13 Mar 24 '23
The whole story was just to explain salt pillars, it's an oral tradition folk tale, there's no reality to match it up with.
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u/noeyedeeratall Mar 24 '23
Yea but it's ok because God told them to.
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u/snowgorilla13 Mar 24 '23
Nope, they are not told to in the text, so at least that particular date rape is not explicitly God's will.
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u/NothingAndNow111 Mar 24 '23
Not to mention stuff like this:
1 Samuel 18:27 - Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.
David seems very keen on mutilating men's junk.
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u/ThatMangoAteMyBaby Mar 24 '23
Don’t forget Lot literally giving his 2 daughters to a angry crowd so that he could talk to supposed angels roaming through town.
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u/OmegaGoober Mar 24 '23
Don’t forget the concubine who was gang-raped to death. Then things get worse from there and the tribe of Benjamin is nearly wiped out. https://jwa.org/encyclopedia/article/concubine-of-levite-bible
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u/Convenientjellybean Mar 24 '23
Let’s not forget, Adam and Eve had two sons - then humanity appeared
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u/crimsonblade55 Mar 24 '23
Cain and Abel were not their only children. They had a nonspecific number of other sons and daughters. Of course no matter how many they had it wouldn't be possible to populate the earth due to a lack of genetic diversity.
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u/Kalavazita Mar 25 '23
Personally I hope it is. I read the whole Bible from cover to cover when I was 11 and that’s how I became an atheist, LOL. 🫠
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u/Beorbin Mar 24 '23 edited Mar 24 '23
No. They did not get themselves impregnated. The abusive motherfucker would get drunk and rape his daughters, likely a repeat offender. When the first one got pregnant, he accused her of raping him, and then moved on to his next daughter.
Too many people read this passage without considering the evil shit that humans have done to one another for generations.
Edit: I weep for today's youth who cannot interpret literature or recognize an author's use of an unreliable narrator to tell a story.
This is what happens when we defund arts and humanities.
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u/DorabellaCipher Mar 24 '23
If you’re accepting the story as even happening, why are you not accepting that it happened as written?
“ 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.”
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u/DrXaos Mar 24 '23
Drunk old guys can’t get it up, especially unconscious.
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u/TheS4ndm4n Mar 24 '23
So, your saying the Bible, the word of God, is wrong. So God lied to cover up rape?
That's actually pretty on brand for the catholic church.
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u/KinkyGCM Mar 24 '23 edited Mar 24 '23
It’s entirely possible they rewrote the story to fit their narrative. If you think about it, the story only makes sense morally if it’s taken out the actual moral narrative and replaced it with “Women are cunning and plotting against men.”
Which tracks exactly with the multiple Rewritings of the Bible, and the fact that most people couldn’t read for most of the time so the only ones who could did as they pleased. Especially when the KJV Ver. Of the Bible was written, it was written in blasphemy by its own tenant.
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u/guarthots Mar 24 '23
I weep for today's youth who cannot interpret literature or recognize an author's use of an unreliable narrator to tell a story.
Calm down, grandpa. This is the Christian bible we’re talking about, not exactly the world’s greatest example of clever nuance in all of prose and poetry.
But hey, go on, please tell us more about how the same author of “and then she turned around so god turned her into a rock” is really trying to communicate the tragic story of serialized abuse by clever use of the unreliable narrative to say the victim’s were the real assailants and how you are the only one on Reddit smart enough to understand this obvious hidden meaning.
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u/AlpacaPacker007 Mar 24 '23
Not that the scenario you describe isn't awful and utterly immoral, but it just isn't what the storey book says.
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u/AgarwaenCran Mar 24 '23
I think they are refering to Sodom and Gomorra:
After the cities fell and Lots wife became the salt pillar, the daughter thought the entire world was destroyed and they were the last survivors, so they made Lot drunk and raped him to repopulate the world.
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u/Beorbin Mar 24 '23
I know which part they're talking about.
Read it again while taking into consideration how at the time it was written and/or translated women had no voices. Now consider how women and children were especially vulnerable back then, and were easily exploited by those in power. The father made up some bullshit reason his daughters were pregnant while trying to cover up his horrific acts. Everyone knew he was full of shit, including the writer.
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u/Guy954 Mar 24 '23
You sound like Trump supporters saying they like him because he “tells it like it is” but then crying “that’s not what he meant” when he says something especially hateful or stupid.
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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost Mar 24 '23 edited Mar 24 '23
The Old Testament has a lot of really messed up sexual stories, but somehow the Old Testament is cherry picked as proof for all the sexual rules of the church, for example Genesis 38, where an older brother was married to his wife but died before he could have kids, so the younger brother had to have sex with the older brothers wife in order for the now widow to have kids in the dead older brothers name.
Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.
Catholics use this passage as the reason why birth control is forbidden, because god got angry when Onan spilled his seed, but if you read the passage god was angry that Onan didn’t follow Jewish law at the time, god wasn’t angry just because some sperm was wasted.
The other questions is why is this tradition not adhered to today? Clearly God gets mad if the younger brother doesn’t conceive a child with his older brothers widow!
Also it gets weirder, eventually the dad ends up hiring his oldest son’s widow as a prostitute because he didn’t recognize her:
When Judah saw her, he thought she was a prostitute, for she had covered her face. Not realizing that she was his daughter-in-law, he went over to her by the roadside and said, “Come now, let me sleep with you.”
“And what will you give me to sleep with you?” she asked.
“I’ll send you a young goat from my flock,” he said.
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u/PyrocumulusLightning Mar 24 '23 •
“I’ll send you a young goat from my flock,” he said.
So a member of the family finally gave her a kid.
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u/Mechasteel Mar 24 '23
Also Onan had an alternate option:
5 If brothers are living together and one of them dies without a son, his widow must not marry outside the family. Her husband’s brother shall take her and marry her and fulfill the duty of a brother-in-law to her. 6 The first son she bears shall carry on the name of the dead brother so that his name will not be blotted out from Israel.
7 However, if a man does not want to marry his brother’s wife, she shall go to the elders at the town gate and say, “My husband’s brother refuses to carry on his brother’s name in Israel. He will not fulfill the duty of a brother-in-law to me.” 8 Then the elders of his town shall summon him and talk to him. If he persists in saying, “I do not want to marry her,” 9 his brother’s widow shall go up to him in the presence of the elders, take off one of his sandals, spit in his face and say, “This is what is done to the man who will not build up his brother’s family line.” 10 That man’s line shall be known in Israel as The Family of the Unsandaled.
Of course this is on the wrong end of the pick-your-own-morality
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u/Time-Werewolf-1776 Mar 24 '23
he spilled his semen on the ground
I always thought that’s a weird thing to say. It sounds like he was carrying it around in a container, tripped and whoops! Spilled it on the ground.
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u/oOoChromeoOo Mar 24 '23
Isn’t that how it works for everyone? Just spooge splashing all over the place and making muddy puddles in the dirt? Asking for a friend.
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u/powerlesshero111 Mar 24 '23
You completely skipped over Ezekiel 23:30, or whatever tge passage is where it talks about a woman who wants a guy with a big dong that ejeculates like a donkey.
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u/suorastas Mar 24 '23
So right wingers should actually love Hunter Biden for having an affair with his brother’s widow. He was just following the Bible.
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u/fn0000rd Mar 24 '23
Ladies, don’t forget to sacrifice a dove every time Aunt Flo comes to town. Eternal damnation is nothing to trifle with.
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u/ACorania Mar 24 '23
My highschool had a bible in it with a dedication inside the cover saying it was donated by the KKK. Yeah... said a lot about it.
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u/leonscum Mar 24 '23
The church I go to that's all these Bibles from some guy named Gideon.
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u/popcorn-johnny Mar 24 '23
Same with the hotel I go to.
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u/PublicRedditor Mar 24 '23
Oh you mean the free stack of rolling papers in every hotel?
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u/junkfoodvegetarian Mar 24 '23
Fun story:
Went to an out of town NIN concert with some friends in the 90s. We got to the hotel and someone brought some weed with them, but nothing to smoke it with. So, we tore out one of the blank filler pages from the back of the book and used that.
One of my friends had very religious parents and was a little uncomfortable with this, but since it wasn't an actual page of the bible with text, and he really wanted to get high, he rationalized that it was ok at the time. He had also applied a fair amount of Bengay to his back for some sore muscles (more on that in a sec).
A little while later, we dropped some acid and went to the concert. About 30 min into the concert he gets up and goes to the bathroom. He comes back and is soaked head to toe in water... I ask what happened to him, and he frantically said that he was on fire (apparently a punishment from God), and he had drenched himself with water in the bathroom to try to put it out...
We later realized that the "burning" feeling came from the Bengay, which was then interpreted as real fire due to the acid and his religious guilt from the bible incident.
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u/Minimum-Injury3909 Mar 24 '23
I’m not sure if that is sarcasm or not, but that is the gideons international which gives out free bibles
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u/BeverlyCleverly Mar 24 '23
Hero. Please ban the Bible in the weirdest, most religious state in the country. I’m sure the Moron Mafia is not enthused
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u/leonscum Mar 24 '23
they should refer to the Mormon 10 Commandments.
ohh wait ,I forgot. Joseph smith actually never really delivered on those commandments that he bragged about for most of his sorry ass life.
any day now I'm told.
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u/omghorussaveusall Mar 24 '23
Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ani DiFranco
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u/inmatenumberseven Mar 24 '23
Gosh she’s the best. I am now relistening to her catalogue after you reminded me how great she is.
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u/voting-jasmine Mar 24 '23
When I was a naive sweet thing, the first erotica I ever masturbated to was Song of Solomon.
If only it was so easy now.... But seriously, that book is porn.
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u/cum-on-in- Mar 24 '23
Song of Solomon is extremely graphic for some odd reason. Like it’s in biblical terms but it’s close to fifty shades in terms of detail.
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u/RyuichiSakuma13 Mar 24 '23
Okay, now I want to go read that religious erotica! 👀 Anyone have a link?
not a christian
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u/the_pretender_nz Mar 24 '23
Just Google Song of Songs or Song of Solomon. Then lay back and light some candles.
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u/GryphonsPride Mar 24 '23
No, no. You can't use the laws I create against me or my beliefs. I wrote them to suppress you not me!!
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u/LulzSwag_Technician Mar 24 '23
Here's one of the articles if anyone wishes to read.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg5xng/parent-calls-bible-porn-and-demands-utah-school-district-remove-it-from-libraries
I'm glad they finally used their own nonsense against them.
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u/Acceptable_Wall4085 Mar 24 '23
Let’s not forget Adam and Eve and their two sons. Populating the earth. ????
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u/Coffeeman314 Mar 24 '23
I've always wondered how genetically related Joseph was to some of his "brothers". They're half brothers because they share the same father, but they have different mothers. They're first cousins because they share the same grandfather, Laban, their mothers are sisters.
They're also second cousins because they share the same great grand parents, since Laban is the brother of Jacob's mother. Jacob married his cousins.
Anyone wanna do the math for this pretzel of a family tree?
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u/Graphitetshirt Mar 24 '23
Yeah well maybe don't be a book burning fascist, ya salad-bar, fake ass christian
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u/JayNotAtAll Mar 24 '23
It's how they write the laws. They want to seem somewhat inclusive versus being outright bigots. So they will write the law to ban say "sexually explicit content" when what they really want to ban are books that normalize homosexuality.
If they were honest, they would just say "we think LGBTQ people are icky and we don't want our kids exposed to it" but then the cat's out of the bag. This way, they can at least pretend it is not about bigotry
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u/1nGirum1musNocte Mar 24 '23
Don't forget the sodomy and Gomorrahmy
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u/Dutch_Rayan Mar 24 '23
And that was about rape, not gay people. Guy even offered his own daughters to get raped by the crowd.
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u/JavariousMagic Mar 24 '23
As a Christian, I approve of this tactic. I suggested it last year but not like this. I chuckled...petty and malicious.
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u/crazy_ivan007 Mar 24 '23
The ol' "I don't want my kids to read about how children gets made. The should be reading about horse cocks and buckets of cum".
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u/Sheila_Monarch Mar 24 '23
Wait, are you saying the text of your law is not what you really meant?? Was it, perhaps, ill-thought-out? Well gosh golly gee whiz, that’s really unfortunate for you.
These people have never met an unintended consequence they wouldn’t accelerate straight into, in spite of all the screaming passengers warning them. Yet still act surprised.
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u/ImprovementBasic9323 Mar 24 '23
I call hotels to complain about the porn in their rooms. Disgusting.
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u/wabashcanonball Mar 24 '23
Donkey dongs sounds pornographic but the rape and incest in the Bible is more disturbing.
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u/Baylison Mar 24 '23
Did you guys see this one book they want to ban its crazy, its about this family of 4. Husband, wife, and 2 daughters. we'll one day their down erupts into a riot (probably started by BLM) and this crazy man kills the wife. After escaping the daughters decided to have sex with there dad and bare his children since their mom was dead. truly disserping no children should be around so erotic books.
-Genesis 19.32
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u/100percentish Mar 24 '23
Even more sad that a 5 year old kid could have predicted and explained all of potential pitfalls with the rampant conservative fuckery that is going on in this country today.
And I would like to remind everyone of Jesus and his whore "friend" which is probably the only thing that he has in common with Trump.
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u/LibKan Mar 24 '23
Say it once say it again, "Consequences of my actions? That's woke."
Also hasn't the satanic temple been doing this for years?
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u/JohnnyFatSack Mar 24 '23
Ezekiel 23:20 “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” The shitty book of “god” my friends. Why do people still believe in these ridiculous ancient stories? The best they could do was to tell whole tribes to kill all males and hack off the tip of their dicks? But couldn’t say “hey! Maybe wash your hands before you eat. There are these things called GERMS.”?
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u/bowling4burgers Mar 24 '23
So we should censor the Bible? The sex and killing is the only reason duffuses read it.
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u/leonscum Mar 24 '23
rumor is several televangelists are doing a rewrite. There modernizing it and including AK-47s
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u/AMC_au Mar 24 '23
I heard Hunter had a copy on his laptop. That’s why they gif do worked up about it.
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u/TintedApostle Mar 24 '23
" Bear in mind, ladies and gentlemen, that every time you violate or propose to violate the free speech of someone else you, in potentia, you're making a rod for your own back because the other question raised by justice Oliver Wendell Holmes is simply this: "Whose going to decide? To whom do you reward the right to decide which speech is harmful? Or who is the harmful speaker? Or to determine in advance what are the harmful consequences going to be that we know enough about in advance to prevent? To whom would you give this job? To whom are you going to award the task of being the censor?" Isn't it a famous old story that the man who has to read all the pornography in order to decide what's fit to be passed and what's fit not to be, is the man most likely to be debauched?"
- Christopher Hitchens
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u/No-Significance-3530 Mar 24 '23
Good riddance now we need to ban religion from children under 18 because they don't have the mental capacity to be able to tell fact from fantasy.
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u/geoffkreuz Mar 24 '23
If a religious acquaintance would ask me what is my favorite bible verse, I always say Genesis 19:32-35.
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u/SaveYourShit Mar 24 '23 edited Mar 24 '23
How'd legislators not know the bible spells out sexual themes and imagery, ad nauseam? It's very rapey and incestuous in many parts.
They think god made his word known to humans via the bible. If you believe that, don't you want to know what he said?? Why not read his one and only book (series) when it's so conveniently assembled for your enjoyment?
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u/theillcook Mar 24 '23
whose emission was like that of stallions
I legit lol'ed. Emission testing just took on another meaning for me.
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u/Forbidden_Donut503 Mar 24 '23
I mean “The Song of Solomon” straight up gave me a boner the first time I read it.
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u/Evargram Mar 24 '23
Matthew 7:1 - Judge not, that ye be not judged
Banning things is always a slippery slope
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u/J_Warphead Mar 24 '23
Now that drag is illegal in Tennessee, shouldn’t they be putting jeans on all the depictions of Christ?
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u/Wwize Mar 24 '23
Malicious compliance is a great tool for fighting fascism. We need to abuse the hell out of every stupid fascist law they pass, and if it can't be abused, it should be broken.
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u/jsnxander Mar 24 '23
As much fun as it is to see this happen, the 'pubs have been at this longer than us and that's why they stack local government down to the council level, state and federal judicial benches, and of course the state legislatures. They know that minority rule can only be sustained with rigid enforcement of rules against the OTHER but not agains OUR OWN. This has always been the way.
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u/Gullible_Ad5191 Mar 24 '23
I was under the impression that bibles were already banned from public schools?
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