r/Unexpected 14d ago Helpful 10 Wholesome 5 Silver 7 Table Slap 2 hehehehe 1

ayooo, a lovely family.

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u/unexBot 14d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Didn't do pushups. Started butt hugs instead.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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u/dmarve 14d ago

I like how she immediately grabs her shoe

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u/Bossmann1017 14d ago

Its the Latina in her. Immediately go for the chancla

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u/BlueForte 14d ago

La Mexicana

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u/DamnBunny 14d ago

There should be a Horror movie called "La Chancla" Latinos would grimace of their childhood memories being on the big screen as soon as your jordans touch the wet floor...

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u/PerceptiveAxion 14d ago

You better not go walking on that floor after I cleaned it with Fabuloso.

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u/Letter-Past 14d ago Helpful

Purple fabuloso is best all purpose cleaner and smells great. I will fight anyone smaller than me who says otherwise

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u/Ok_Judge3497 14d ago

What about someone larger but lazy and out of shape?

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u/Letter-Past 14d ago

Nah that's my role in this whole scenario. Can't have two fat lazy dudes. Smaller guy can totally be fit and beat my ass though, nothing aaginst that

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u/MrmmphMrmmph 14d ago

How about someone slightly overweight but with a resting heartbeat of 83BPM? you get to pick the height and sweaty factor.

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u/Letter-Past 14d ago

I'll need to align with the Tribunal. Please wait 2 to 6 business weeks for response

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u/DamnBunny 14d ago

its like that woman was made by the manufacturer to handle that stuff.

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u/zeke235 14d ago

I fucking love Fabuloso!

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u/AlexDavid1605 14d ago

Its not just the Mexicans, its almost every brown kid that goes through this nightmare. Be they be the Latinos, the North Africans, Middle Eastern, Indian Subcontinenter or the Indo-Chinese. The tropical heat unites us all in the nightmare.

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u/duckduckduck21 14d ago

As a whitey, my mom liked to throw whatever was closest (books, cups, coasters, shoes - whatever she could get her hands on.)

I'm in the midwest so this phenomenon might, in-fact, be unrelated to climate or race. The great uniter!

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u/DazedConfuzed420 14d ago

As a whitey myself, same thing…. Remote controls, plates, she once threw one of those like 5 pound glass/crystal ashtrays at me

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u/U_see_ur_nose 14d ago

Also from Midwest, mom would do the same lol

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u/Karel_Stark_1111 14d ago

CHAN CHAN CHAAAAAAAN...

-CLA

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u/A_very_large_moth 14d ago

The squeak of your shoes against the floorbis the last thing you hear…

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u/DamnBunny 14d ago Wearing is Caring

"hijo de la chingada!"
Abulita NOOooooooooo

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u/PerceptiveAxion 14d ago

Squeak

SMACK!

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u/wallander_cb 14d ago

Dude, for me it was a belt, I would have fucking loved a chancla instead lol

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u/idk2019justbrowsing 14d ago All-Seeing Upvote

More comedy than horror but “Hispanic Halloween by David Lopez”

https://youtu.be/RRJkvUW5j0o

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u/EuronymousRex 14d ago Wholesome

Chan...chan...chan...cla...cla...cla..

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u/Top_Butterfly2034 14d ago

That man is dead…

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u/Ursula2071 14d ago

This should be nsfw. We just watched a murder.

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u/Top_Butterfly2034 14d ago

It’s cut to early. I wish I would have seen him getting slapped a little for this crap.

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u/Hanusz-Kabolski 14d ago

Totally agree. I bet it hurt, what he did to her. And why would he even include the kid in his stupid prank..

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u/Top_Butterfly2034 14d ago

Because he‘s mentally still 12.

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u/Hanusz-Kabolski 14d ago

I think you're right. And not even a smart 12 year old.

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 14d ago

I mean, it's a dumbshit prank but I doubt she's actually seriously pissed about it, it's really not that serious.

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u/DickCheesePlatterPus 14d ago

Yeah these people need to lighten up, it's just a family prank.

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u/Hanusz-Kabolski 14d ago

I agree that it's not that serious. I actually laughed when she came after him with the shankla, I'm just responding to the comments I read here. For this comment I responded to, I also thought it was cut too early. I would have liked to see the shankla set things straight.

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u/MickeyZvornik 14d ago

Yea she should divorce him, delete facebook and hit the gym....

You guys are something else

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u/LandArch_0 14d ago

As a latinamerican, I'm really glad we don't have a tradition of using Clogs (big wooden shoes)

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u/McFruitpunch 14d ago

I had a Latino manager at Taco Bell once, and her husband worked there too, and she was ALWAYS threatening with La Chancla. Became one of the funniest inside jokes for us all.

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u/AppropriateAgent44 14d ago

Poor guy doesn’t stand a chance against the oncoming storm

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u/vale_fallacia 14d ago

Immediately go for the chancla

Kamehamechancla

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u/GordonCurry2 14d ago

I mean, different strokes right bud? Some folks find that fun, I’m not a big fan. Nothing wrong if they’re both having fun and it looks like she’s amused too. She probably knows he’s like that since, she had a kid with him.

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u/jbrady33 14d ago

that's great! and how did you post that?

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u/jbrady33 14d ago

nm - I see now, has to be on Gify already

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u/Renzieface 14d ago

I'd wield a murderous chancla, too.

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u/pencilvesterasadildo 14d ago

You see you smooth and fast that was?

That’s a tactical grab and beat.

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u/PerceptiveAxion 14d ago

She learned that from her mama who learned that from her mama who learned that from her mom. That is hereditary knowledge that has been passed down for that last 20-30 generations.

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u/PhorTwenT 14d ago

More like hereditary trauma

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u/Technical_Draw_9409 14d ago

Shhh we don’t think about that. Beating children is funny if you say it in another language

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u/PatrikPatrik 14d ago

Because that’s how they scripted this.

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u/MissQueen00 14d ago

And immediately started smacking him with it , shit I'd been smacking the hell out that head of his too 😂😂

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u/Renzieface 14d ago Helpful Bravo! Dread

I don't understand why anyone would think it's funny to do this to someone they care about. Like, this is some dumb frat boy shit.

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u/irnehlacsap 14d ago

If my girl was doing this to me it wouldn't be funny. It would become very sexual very quickly.

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u/Stein_um_Stein 14d ago

Kids would have to go to Nana's real quick.

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u/Armitage1 14d ago

and my legacy as a mother-fucker is fulfilled.

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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G 14d ago

You motherfucker you...

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 14d ago

It's amazing how that was an insult .. until you have kids and it turns into a badge of honor. My favorite snack .. milf n cookies!

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u/465554544255434B52 14d ago

nana's? amatuer. go to the basement and put on these headphones kids

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u/catdog918 14d ago

I’m going to share this with my gf and pray she gets the hint that I want her to slam my face into her ass

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u/SonicBlur254 14d ago

or slam her face into your ass and hope she gets the hint that you want the same

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u/catdog918 14d ago

I mean, I’m down

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u/Mybeardisawesom 14d ago

How can I get mine to do that to me? Cause yes

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u/cdqmcp 14d ago

Have you tried using words?

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u/senorglory 14d ago

Uncomfortable.

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u/Mybeardisawesom 14d ago

No, i communicate mainly through grunts and head nods.

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u/ThomasTheBadWriter 14d ago

Ah, the silent protagonist

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u/frickuranders 14d ago edited 14d ago

Send them a link to the vid with a eggplant and peach emoji with a winking face. Shakespearian man. Maybe link your comment. Just remember to wear a mouth guard for that intense snu snu.

Soon you'll be sending links of whatever you want and you'll invest 10k on a sex dungeon.

Your kid will be traumatized for life tho whenever they do push-ups yoga or piggyback rides. But that's not your problem it'll be their therapists

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u/guitarstitch 14d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Ally

Because growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Sorry about your missing joy.

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u/sithlord_crisps 14d ago

Ramming your gfs face into your asscrack=whimsical childish fun i guess lol

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u/stonesst 14d ago

People have different sense of humor… My fiancé would be incapacitated laughing if I tried this

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u/EdgeBrexr 14d ago

same, she would demand to do it back to me out of revenge

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u/Gonzjon23 14d ago

I don't see your problem?

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u/LandArch_0 14d ago edited 14d ago

I'd say it's not even mandatory, is inevitable (unless you die of course)

Edit: up until today I've always thought mandatory had only to do with an order given.

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u/Turtle-Shaker 14d ago

Growing old is technically optional

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u/SavathussyEnjoyer 14d ago

“Stay young FOREVER with this simple trick!” cocks gun

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u/thebestjoeever 14d ago

What exactly do you think people mean when they say mandatory?

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u/Fastfingers_McGee 14d ago

What do you think mandatory means?

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u/howlandtabby 14d ago

Imagine thinking that loving tik tok pranks is correlated with someone’s ability to experience joy

“Oh you didn’t like the latest episode of Big Bang theory?? Well sorry you’ve lost your passion for life. Sad!”

quotes Walt Disney with a straight face

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u/Crisp-Hat-Rick 14d ago

I saw one post where a boyfriend slapped his girlfriend's ass, and lots of the Reddit comments were appalled he did it without her consent.

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u/TotedwiththeTross 14d ago

Meanwhile when I’m with my girlfriend, everytime I bend over my hand instinctively protects my hole

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u/Compost_My_Body 14d ago

Brother, same. My wife has zero mercy

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u/taybay462 14d ago

Why should she? It's indescribably fun

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u/exkid 14d ago

As a wife who also sneak-attacks her husband's hole, I send your girlfriend my regards.

Soon we will be legion.

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u/Tyhelm 14d ago

Same, even getting off the couch I gotta cover quick or I get poked in the hole.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 14d ago

Last weekend my BIL came up to us at the brew pub and just smacked some ass on instinct. My sister didn't even break in conversation. My niece was horrified at the ass grabbing. Omg dad you're in public!

Some couples have varying comfort levels and it's 100% okay. Some grab ass in public at brew pubs. Others don't grab ass at all. Everyone is allowed to have varying levels of PDA. It's all good.

Sometimes people like... communicate their general comfort levels and don't have to ask every single time. Don't smack ass in front of boss. Okay to smack some booty in the beer garden. Don't have to ask.

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u/Big_Ratio6610 14d ago

The good old reddit. I once said that those people probably make their partners sign legally binding contracts and had replies saying it's not a bad idea since "consent is the sexiest thing in the world". Working legal documents into your intercourse is too kinky though, even for me.

The best one I've seen was a post where boyfriend lightly held the neck of a very beautiful girlfriend who drank a shot of vodka. They were trying to seem cool. Reddit was up in arms since the man wasn't treating his gf "right".

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u/ClassicCareBear 14d ago

Well said.

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u/CanYouPointMeToTacos 14d ago

Because some people fall in love with people who enjoy dumb frat boy shit

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u/johnsnowthrow 14d ago

No. It is madness to have a relationship that isn't business-like and strictly professional. Imagine a world with fun. Ew.

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u/Thatoneguy111700 14d ago

You MUST end every sexual encounter with a strong handshake and good eye contact.

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u/dropkickoz 14d ago

I would like to set an appointment for one sex today please.

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u/IndigenousOres 14d ago

Let me check my schedule, I might be able to squeeze you in

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u/Beaniesintheclouds 14d ago

I absolutely should not have understood that as quickly as I did

…I came to the conclusion too quickly

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u/frivoly 14d ago

If this is fun, I'll take the boring adults. Looks like there's someone for everyone!

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u/Tooquickcantlast 14d ago

If my wife ain’t talking about stock portfolio and 401ks, I’m divorcing her. Get yourself a CEO. /s

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u/Whyalwaysme1991-2 14d ago

Tell me you’re single without telling me you’re single

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 14d ago

I personally would be really annoyed because I get headaches so easily and I know having my head shaken around like that would cause one. But my partner also knows that so he wouldn’t do it. We goof around in other ways!

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u/KJ2998SJ 14d ago

It really depends on the person. If my bf did this to me I'd be laughing my ass off. Prolly give him an ass whooping for revenge, but still, it would be a fun moment we'd laugh at.

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u/n1ghtg0ddess 14d ago

Same actually

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u/AnalBlaster700XL 14d ago

You share boyfriend?

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u/notquitesolid 14d ago

It does depend. For me a guy doing something like this to me would be a deal breaker, but that’s because I grew up with abuse similar to this (being forced to do things against my will and not being strong enough to make it stop or get away) and my response is trauma related.

If the guy knows you’re ok with this kind of prankish, ass slam away. For folks you don’t know or folks that really don’t find it funny… probably don’t do that. Pranks are only fun if everyone is laughing imo.

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u/Skaid 14d ago Silver

My ex once sat over me and wouldn't let me go, and I was getting pissed off. The reason he wouldn't let go was because he was going to fart on my face. It wasn't funny, and that was the moment where I lost the last bit of attraction to him. It just felt so fucking humiliating, since I couldn't physically get away. I screamed at him afterwards. I only wish I had managed to hit his balls

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u/ryuzaki49 14d ago

It depends on the person about two things:

Doing the prank in the first place, but also equally important, posting it online.

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u/LeMagican 14d ago

They don’t seem to be depressed and 70 years old

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u/APetitePig 14d ago

Okay, then let me explain it to you: humor is subjective. Sometimes other people can find amusement in something that doesn’t amuse you, or have fun in ways that you personally wouldn’t find fun. Neat, right? But here’s the real kicker: oftentimes, people seek out partners that find humor and enjoyment in similar ways to themselves, allowing them to have happy relationships while doing those things you don’t find fun or funny but they do!

Hope that helps you understand.

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u/Tpk08210 14d ago

I bet you don’t watch porn either… 🙄

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u/DJNgamez 14d ago

Chill lol they’re just having fun

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u/hurtfulproduct 14d ago

Honestly it’s a “know your audience” Situation. . . Some may find this hilarious, some may hate it

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u/beebewp 14d ago

The first time I saw a video like this, it was kind of funny. The man had very good control and was very strong. He never brought her face all the way to his butt. She was able to get out easily once she realized what he was doing. They both laughed. It was more like a prank.

This just looked abusive. He was obviously struggling and it looks like it physically hurt her.

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u/Skaid 14d ago

That's the thing, it's not really that funny when someone needs to use their physical superiority to make the joke. It feels humiliating

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u/AggressiveReveal6881 14d ago

It’s fake, my girlfriend watches these people on YouTube, it’s all cornball fake shit.

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u/emmgdac 14d ago

It’s actually a Brazilian dance lol I find it ridiculous still, but you can YouTube “surra de bunda” so to me, as a Brazilian, this was actually funny

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u/CandleDesigner 14d ago

How that can be ridiculous? If my girl doesn't give me surra de bunda I will believe she doesn't like me

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u/quetzalcoatlsghost 14d ago

Easy way to give your partner whiplash and back problems.

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u/Renzieface 14d ago

That's all I'm saying. It seems dangerous and kind of mean-spirited, which is why I called it frat boy shit. Loooots of people mad in the replies though, lol

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u/HairySonsFord 14d ago

Lotta frat boys you upset here by calling out their childish antics. Sorry you have to deal with their shit, you're 100% right.

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u/jzbs 14d ago

there are some very pissy frat boys in your comments

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u/retiretobedlam 14d ago

Exactly. Never mind dangerous (broken nose, anybody?)

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u/LoudBoysenerry 14d ago

It's a video for pre teens to laugh at. There's some fucked up shit on the clock app.

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u/TQuake 14d ago

I mean, different strokes right bud? Some folks find that fun, I’m not a big fan. Nothing wrong if they’re both having fun and it looks like she’s amused too. She probably knows he’s like that since, she had a kid with him.

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u/Zhilsir 14d ago

For some reason people in the comments here complaining about him doing to to her, and others defending it

But i don't see anybody saying that this was extremely expected... Like every single time a video comes up with they are in a situation like this... It's always this that happens.. .how was this unexpected for anybody ?

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u/Daniel5343 14d ago

Plus it’s staged…. Look at the kids face

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u/Reizo123 14d ago

For me it was her flailing arms. Just didn’t look natural.

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u/hashtagslit 14d ago

Wasn't the first take that's for sure.

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u/SplitLevel17 14d ago

Amateurs always overact.

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u/welpitywelpwelp 14d ago

You mean when she was standing up and pushing hair out of her face while grabbing her shoe? What do you mean not natural?

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u/ReapCreep65 14d ago

He was probably just in on it

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u/luckytaurus 14d ago

I dunno doesn't mean shit for me. Kid was in on the plan and that's why he's laughing at mommy freaking out. It's possible she didn't know

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u/man_o_madan 14d ago

It’s possible that the dad just told him and didn’t tell her

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u/KaiserTom 14d ago

Yes, the dad and kid likely staged the prank for the mom, who was likely tricked into thinking it's some other video.

Staged things can still have unaware and genuine participants

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u/EshaySikkunt 14d ago

He was probably in on it, doesn’t look staged

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u/Lilprit 14d ago

Is it just me, or like you can just tell when something is staged and then there’s people who think it’s real. Like cgi characters and uncanny valley.

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u/TripperAdvice 14d ago

Its a tiktok video

Its staged

Plus physically he couldn't have pulled her like that if she wasn't ok with it, and her reaction was standard internet overacting

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u/my1stone 14d ago

I'll be honest, a lot of the time I just suck at recognizing when something is fake. But reading here about her arms made me rewatch and it was very obvious. I dunno just not a built-in skill for everyone.

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u/Maert 14d ago

I've never seen a video like this. So it was unexpected...

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u/aafrias15 14d ago

You’re right. She could have slipped out any time.

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u/Acidflare1 14d ago

That dude is getting destroyed, she broke out the r/LaChancla. We know how lethal they are.

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u/SummerStorm21 14d ago

I needed to know this sub exists

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u/golfgod93 14d ago

Unexpected? Sort of. Staged? Absolutely.

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u/bhplover 14d ago

Hotel? Trivago!

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u/Whole_Macron_7893 14d ago

This is a decades old Brazilian dance called Surra de Bunda. Not that serious guys and gals. The "pranks" have been constantly reposted here from TikTok. So I'm betting we're at the part of the Social media cycle where all users ard know what it is, and you're seeing faked/purposed "pranks".

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKlig9ZcMgSKd3Pn3bS-p1J0zfE1Y9dFP

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u/BurgerOfLove 14d ago

The ol Brazilian butt slam.

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u/SnipingBunuelo 14d ago

So it's basically a lap dance except it's on your face? Wtf???

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u/Whole_Macron_7893 14d ago

Absolutely, it can go from very smooth and sensual, to absolute violence , broken and bleeding noses. It's on my bucket list!

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u/Ronaldinhoe 14d ago

And people have gotten concussions from it. Just shows the core strength and endurance on some of these gals to be able to do that.

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u/LogicalDelivery_ 14d ago

Fuckin weird thing to do

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u/Ok_Consideration3223 14d ago

You’re a weird thing to do lol

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u/Vegetable_Burrito 14d ago

This is so fucking dumb.

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u/FarAcanthaceae1 14d ago

That shoe came off with a quickness. She passed the ready to be a mom test

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u/booi 14d ago

I’d hope so because that kid looks like he’s 7

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u/Letitcollapse 14d ago

I'd try some shit like that and end up breaking my girls nose.

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u/TAG_Enigma 14d ago

I was gonna say it looked hella aggressive lol

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u/Ronaldinhoe 14d ago

Not far off. People have gotten concussions when experiencd ladies have done it to guys.

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u/No_Restaurant_7608 14d ago

Weird way to ask for a divorce

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u/Kay89leigh 14d ago

This is horrible

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u/Icy-Prize-9301 14d ago

I would 100% punch his balls.

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u/tofuslut666 14d ago

Id get a divorce

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u/adventuref0x 14d ago

Sure it’s unexpected but it’s pretty shitty

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u/NebulaLumpy7834 14d ago

Man this happened and then that sandal came off so quick , she grab that sandals while still in motions 😂😂😂😂

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u/ElCangri13 14d ago

This isn’t funny

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u/GerElGamer 14d ago

Kid saw the chancla and ran for his life even when he had no fault in this.

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u/Certain-Ad-3840 14d ago

That shoe came off in an INSTANT

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u/rockets9495 14d ago

How do y'all keep falling for this fake shit.

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u/dragonchilde 14d ago

La chancla is REAL!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mind269 14d ago

Someone is not getting laid for a month

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u/Mask7024 14d ago

That dude was never seen again....

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u/GypsyNomadd5798 14d ago

Straight to the chankla!🤣

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u/Nazorath 14d ago

This is the video that they’re showing at the murder trial

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u/Limp-Housing-2100 14d ago

Exactly the Reddit comments I expected. Some even called it abuse, hilarious.

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u/Select-Ingenuity4433 14d ago

Staged - I'm sorry, but no Latina is wearing shoes in the house.

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u/theguyhenry 14d ago

Why does this comment section seem to have a huge stick up its ass? This prank isn't the gold standard of comedy, but jesus it's just a dumb prank.

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