r/WhitePeopleTwitter Oct 06 '22

Okay, Well Prosecute Him Then

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9.5k Upvotes

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u/guestpass127 Oct 06 '22

Just do it already, we're all tired of hearing conservatives puke his name out of their mouths every twelve seconds

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u/AreWeCowabunga Oct 06 '22

We're now almost three years from when Biden started running for president and they're still flogging the same ridiculous conspiracy theories about Hunter Biden without ever showing the goods. The notorious laptop has been passed from one right-wing grifter to another, and somehow they can't produce a shred of evidence of anything they say. It's funny how desperate they are to make this a scandal. I've literally seen pictures of Hunter hanging out with his niece with these chuds saying "This is proof he's a pedophile! Who hangs out with 12 year old girls?" Like, what??

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u/drwicksy Oct 07 '22

I mean they are also still spouting Obama conspiracies... they will never stop

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u/herc51 Oct 07 '22

They haven't let go of "Hillary's emails 😱". They're not letting this go anytime soon.

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u/IHateCamping Oct 07 '22

I miss the simpler times... when the big scandal was that Jimmy Carter's brother liked to drink. They've been doing this since the beginning of time, it seems.

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u/bobafoott Oct 07 '22

Jimmy Carter's brother liked to drink

Wait you mean they wanted to give him a seat on the Supreme Court??

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u/idunno_248 Oct 07 '22

We all need some Billy Beer

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u/Neren1138 Oct 07 '22

My mom tried it she said it was terrible

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u/healthydoseofsarcasm Oct 07 '22

Buttery males!

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u/Khaldara Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

“I HAVE VERY SERIOUS INFORMATION SECURITY CONCERNS REGARDING POSSIBLE BREACHES WITH A PRIVATE EXCHANGE DEPLOYMENT!”

But Trump literally stealing Classified documents and mysteriously being unable to furnish them despite repeated requests is different for ‘reasons’! My deeply held consistent values! /s

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u/stumblios Oct 07 '22

They still fly confederate flags. They can hold on to a losing argument for fucking centuries.

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u/Specialist_Teacher81 Oct 07 '22

We don't talk enough about tan suits and mustard. /s

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u/mr_hvac_plumber Oct 07 '22 'MURICA

Do you think Dems are better?? What ever happened with Trump and Russia? That lasted a full 4yrs. This is a political move. Doesn't matter on the side. Best to turn it off. Turn it all off.

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u/Nwcray Oct 07 '22

Fuck outta here with the both sides bullshit. Trump did do some shady stuff, Mueller’s report spells it out pretty clearly. He was told by Trump’s guy at the Justice Department to shut it down by Friday. Mueller told Congress that he couldn’t move the ball anymore, and it was up to them. Congress went derp derp and that was that. It’s not the same thing at all. At. All.

Oh, and there’s like 100 other investigations all over the place, including charges in NY.

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u/mr_hvac_plumber Oct 08 '22

Lol. You sir/mam/it/whatever it is you prefer, have been triggered 🤣

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u/Lecanoscopy Oct 07 '22

You do realize there are multiple investigations into Trump and actual witnesses and evidence in contrast to merely internet accusations against the son of a president (vs a sitting president)? Yeah, false comparison, false equivalence...which is a fancy way to say you lie. These two things are not the same if you need me to simplify it for you.

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u/mr_hvac_plumber Oct 08 '22

Hmmm. Condescending. Very thin skin. Hides insecurities behind big words.

Nope don't need you to simplify it. You made your inability to recognize the opinion of anyone but your own abundantly clear through the sliver of a crack of your closed mind.

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u/BrianNowhere Oct 07 '22

I do think Dems are better. Yes I do. By a good sight.

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u/mr_hvac_plumber Oct 08 '22

Hey, I don't judge, I care not to. It's like watching the Kardashians. It's exciting to watch at first, but after a while you just feel bad for them.

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u/Neren1138 Oct 07 '22

Well we found out that he’s Putins bitch

Frankly I wouldn’t be surprised he’s gargled shorty’s beet down to the the root.

Really lapped at it too gave him the knob slobbering he always dreamed he’d get from the illegal he married

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u/mr_hvac_plumber Oct 08 '22

Well I'm not sure which one went down on which, but I'd venture to guess Biden was peaking around the corner wishing he was in that circle jerk. But then he probably forgot where he was.

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u/guestpass127 Oct 06 '22

At this point I wish Hunter Biden would just volunteer to go to prison already just so these conservative dorks would shut the fuck about him

But you know they never would

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u/Similar_Candidate789 Oct 07 '22

Nope. They’d be bitching all the way up to his execution.

“Hey! That IV was put in gently. It’s because he’s Joe Bidens son!”

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u/hgielatan Oct 07 '22

can't snort coke from a stripper's ass crack in the big house

don't ask me how i know

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u/benedekszabolcs Oct 07 '22

But I do ask you, how you know? Can you show us anything?

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u/Thesheriffisnearer Oct 07 '22

Anyone possible, just not the conditions you want them to be

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u/Specialist_Teacher81 Oct 07 '22

To be fair, would you feel comfortable letting a right wing grifter hang around your 2 year old? That is just how they see the world.

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u/Pitiful_Computer6586 Oct 07 '22

Did you see the video of him smoking crack?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

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u/AreWeCowabunga Oct 06 '22

Yeah, that's really the pedophilia and ritualistic satanic abuse Republicans have been going on about for three years. Bit of a let down, isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

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u/Whiplash86420 Oct 06 '22

Now let's just hope trump faces justice for his crimes in the real world too

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u/Thatguy468 Oct 07 '22

There is clear evidence that Trump has cheated on his taxes and cooked his books to a solid “well done” and he still walks free so forgive me if I still want to see Hunter locked up if he broke the law. Perhaps you should hold your dear leader to the same standards you have to live by.

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u/kaoko111 Oct 06 '22

Amazing. So charge him. Nobody should be above the law.

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u/confessionbearday Oct 07 '22

In case you’re unaware, that doesn’t change what your betters have been saying for three years which is “if he broke the law shit up and jail him.”

And once you do, it still won’t make you less of a failure and it will never make Trump President.

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u/Buffmin Oct 07 '22

Then charge him. It's not like he's a republican and protected from everything

Enough of this "oooh they're gonna charge him!!"

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u/maxant20 Oct 07 '22

Well yes, but.... according to Foxnews.com a confidential former high ranking official's cousin has the proof. Send $19.99 to eatshit.com for all of the details

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u/Azair_Blaidd Oct 07 '22

Yeh, talk about rent free.

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u/3qtpint Oct 07 '22

But they can't actually do that, then they'd have less reason to flaunt it. By not prosecuting, the can claim that it's a big cover up and that the Democratic Regime is controlling media.

If they prosecute, they lose the drama, and that's literally the only thing fueling the republican party right now. Well, drama and theocracy

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u/bobafoott Oct 07 '22

Also because there is no evidence. You're not wrong but id call a spade a spade and say the GOP is making shit up as usual.

Theyre literally the dude on some uppers yelling to himself/anyone who looks his way in a gas station parking lot of the political world. It'll catch up to them soon

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u/froggison Oct 07 '22

Seriously, why are they so obsessed with him? I literally couldn't give less of a shit about him.

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u/Fstmiddy Oct 07 '22

But then they'd have nothing to distract their base with...?

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u/misterpoopybutthole5 Oct 06 '22

I just want healthcare

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u/JunketGuy Oct 07 '22

100+ other countries : "We can help with that"

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u/CoconutCavern Oct 07 '22

Canada: we can get rid of that

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u/ShitOnAReindeer Oct 07 '22

Wait what’s happening in Canada?

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u/CoconutCavern Oct 07 '22

A number of provinces, including our largest one, have elected far-right Conservative governments that are in the process of privatizing our public health care system.

The federal Conservative party has a shot at winning in 2025 (with ~30% support, because of our unrepresentititve electoral system). They would certainly aid the provinces along towards total privatization.

Somehow a segment of Canadians have seen American health care, and want to replace ours with something similar. It is totally baffling to me, even as someone who will be able to afford good care in a US-style system.

Almost our entire news media is owned by conservative Ametican billionaires, so I suppose that constant propaganda doesn't help.

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u/Grogosh Oct 07 '22

It will backfire on them. Within 5 years they will be clamoring to go back.

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u/DragonBuster69 Oct 07 '22

Alright that's it. We are moving to Canada England! /j

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u/apple_cheese Oct 07 '22

The NHS in the UK is also not looking so great. Lots of talk from right wing politicians on going private...

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u/Il_Monte Oct 07 '22

I invite all of you to come to Germany. The language is a bit hard to learn but we have universal healthcare and good beer.

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u/meyeti Oct 07 '22

Or France, if you prefer wine... I've lived in both places, happy to drink beer or wine and get the healthcare.

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u/Il_Monte Oct 07 '22

I've only been in France for a few hours to go shopping, but seems like a pretty nice country.

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u/SpiritualTwo5256 Oct 08 '22

Do I have to like beer to stay in Germany?

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u/Il_Monte Oct 08 '22

No not at all but it probably helps.

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u/MangledSunFish Oct 07 '22

They're emulating their neighbor.

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u/obvs_throwaway1 Oct 07 '22

There's no way we can take back all the people who emigrated to America.

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u/Advanced_Radish3466 Oct 07 '22

they think that the left will get their panties in a bunch and cry foul. no. if he broke the law prosecute him already. then prosecute all of the law breakers on the right. just do it already

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u/Soft_Instance Oct 07 '22

Right. Nobody gives a shit about Hunter Biden.

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u/Nwcray Oct 07 '22

Conservatives do. Like, a lot, apparently

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u/BoozeIsFoods Oct 06 '22

Tax crimes and a false statement?!? That's like every millionaire on the planet 😆🤣

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u/TheMindfulnessShaman Oct 07 '22

No no no.

That's "good businessing" when you're rich and Republican.

When you receive a $100 check from the Federal Government because you got laid off though?

SOCIALISM!!!! [/s]

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u/raven080068 Oct 06 '22

Sounds more like trumpf not Biden lol

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u/SpiritualTwo5256 Oct 08 '22

Exactly! This isn’t what they claimed they had on him. This is absolute crap compared to what their favorite people do regularly!

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u/DickySchmidt33 Oct 07 '22

Notice, also, that Joe Biden isn't throwing sand into the gears of the investigation.

Now, imagine if it was Don Jr. and Trump was in the White House.

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u/TavisNamara Oct 07 '22

I don't think Trump would give a shit unless it looked like Jr. would roll on him. Ivanka, now there's an array of primary and secondary sexual characteristics coincidentally attached to a human being which he would put effort into saving.

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u/punkindle Oct 07 '22

This "investigation" has been going on for like 2 1/2 years.

And now it's "heating up" just a few weeks before an election. Huh. Weird. Must be a coincidence.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

After hearing about all the bullshit conspiracy theories on Fox News they finally got some actual evidence? Great! Prosecute him already!

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u/nifterific Oct 06 '22

False statement related to a gun purchase is what they’re clinging to? MAGA needs to make up their fucking minds if it shall not be infringed or not. We already know if he was a right wing lunatic who killed 3 people with a gun he had illegally he would be their fucking hero for this shit.

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u/confessionbearday Oct 07 '22

“False statement related to a gun purchase is what they’re clinging to? ”

They were ok with Rittenhouse doing it.

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u/TheMindfulnessShaman Oct 07 '22

They were ok with Rittenhouse doing it

He shot the "right kinds" of people.

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u/Lost_Snow_5668 Oct 07 '22

More like he didnt do it in the first place but sure.

He didnt shoot the "right kinds" of people (though i wont weep for a convicted rapist and a convicted pedophile getting shot), he shot people that where trying to kill him, as in SELF DEFENSE

Not that brainwashed progressives can accept reallity.

And now that ive enraged this sufficiantly, imma head out of here, not like you all are going to listen

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u/banthisbandit Oct 07 '22

He put himself in a situation where we had to defend himself.

That’s not how self defense works.

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u/bobafoott Oct 07 '22

"Yeah once I had finished climbing through his broken window and waving a gun in front of his family, he pulled a gun out and that scared me so I shot him in self defense"

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u/Pitiful_Computer6586 Oct 07 '22

Yeah looters and people that wanted to do him harm

And a pedo

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u/nifterific Oct 07 '22

Exactly what I was saying, yeah.

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u/napoleonsolo Oct 07 '22

Reports are the false statement was related form’s question about drug use.

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u/yogicycles Oct 07 '22

Similar to the "Well Clinton hung out with Epstein too" argument. Then by all means, lock all those guilty people up too. Morals/laws over politics (or fanbase) should be the rule.

Funny how how these people think we would blindly support someone just because we voted for them or liked them. Hell, I've disowned family members for similar stuff, even if they "were the cool uncle growing up."

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u/Dangerrios Oct 07 '22

Honestly who gives a fuck? He's 50 and holds no public office. If he's done something illegal arrest his ass who tf cares??

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u/WileyQuixote42 Oct 07 '22

Let’s see the evidence then.

Charge him, if you’re not all entirely full of shit.

Oh.

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u/Hoodoo89 Oct 07 '22

Do they think that anyone would actually be upset if Hunter Biden went to jail if there was proof he committed a crime?

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u/ilolvu Oct 07 '22

So... It's the position of TurningPointUSA that taxes and gun control are good actually.

It's quite a change from their usual malarkey of "tAxEs aRe tHeFt" and "fRoM mY cOlD dEaD hAnDs!"

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u/SpiritualTwo5256 Oct 08 '22

Yup, if it was a republican with this stuff they would have put them on the ballot and voted them into office.

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u/drew1010101 Oct 07 '22

So the GQP supports the FBI again????

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u/MotherFNTeej Oct 07 '22

Asking those gormless fucks to choose a stance and commit to it is probably a step too far

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u/BluetheNerd Oct 07 '22

And don't forget apparently now gun laws. Because as we all know, much like the 1st amendment, the 2nd only applies to the y'allqaeda

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u/U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am Oct 07 '22

My thoughts in this order:

Damn the red coats are gonna rub out faced in this... I hope a blue judge throws the book at him to show the hypocrites how to properly prosecute a criminal.

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u/wayward_citizen Oct 07 '22

This elicits a massive shrugg from me. If a crime has been committed, pursue it.

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u/Extreme_Role6642 Oct 06 '22

Because literally every Republican is either a liar, a coward, a sex offender or a combination of the three.

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u/jezz555 Oct 06 '22

So charge him?

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u/Similar_Candidate789 Oct 07 '22

I honestly hope they do. It’s going to be just like abortion. Finally the dog that caught the car. They’ve bitched about it for years and now it’s actually happening so……now what? What’s their new shiny object?

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u/InGordWeTrust Oct 07 '22

Republicans should love him with Hunter's stance on guns and tax avoidance.

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u/jemenake Oct 07 '22

Here’s the thing about Hunter: You can’t completely control how your kids turn out. You can control whether you give them f*cking cabinet-level positions and top secret security clearances in the government, and Joe (unlike some PsOTUS) hasn’t done that. So, maybe stop trying to smear Joe because his kid is a washout.

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u/Lady_von_Stinkbeaver Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

Here's the actual...."story" on Fox News:

https://www.foxnews.com/media/jesse-watters-fed-agents-might-have-enough-evidence-indict-hunter-biden

Jesse Watters, who is not a Fox News reporter, but is on their "entertainment side" (which Fox has asserted in court that no reasonable person should take seriously) says some guys who MIGHT be FBI agents say they MAY have enough evidence to arrest Hunter Biden.

...and yes, the MIGHT and MAY are in the original article.

Not even Fox's "real news" side of the house is touching this one. And even their Magucal World of Make Believe side is hedging the accusations.

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u/-send_me_bitcoin- Oct 06 '22

Good. Launch him into the sun and stop obsessing over this private citizen.

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u/satan62 Oct 06 '22

No one cares, put Jim through court and whatever. Then arrest the orange menace.

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u/LightBeerOnIce Oct 07 '22

I agree. Just prosecute him then. No one is above the law. Then do TFG.

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u/bron685 Oct 07 '22

Been saying this since it was a thing. No one cares. No one is coming to his defense. Guilty parties should be prosecuted

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u/RcCola2400 Oct 07 '22

Seriously. If ya have the evidence then prosecute. Just make sure it happens to that POS Trump too.

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u/Necessary-Image-6386 Oct 07 '22

Biden has one living child left. The man lost 2 kuds. Trump has kids who profited from Chinese patents the minute he became president. Jared is bought off. And republicans couldn't care less.

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u/ZY_Qing Oct 07 '22

Republicans really love edging on this Hunter Biden case.

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u/Clarknotclark Oct 07 '22

Run him out of office. We are sorry we ever elected Hunter Biden.

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u/ContemplatingPrison Oct 07 '22

I want him to be prosecuted so when the Trump kids are prosecuted we domt have to hear any crying about political DOJ. Charge his ass if he did something

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u/scipiotomyloo Oct 07 '22

I wish Republicans would just come out and say ‘we hate minorities, we use Christianity to make poor whites vote for us, the rules don’t apply to us, and we can do whatever we want and still get re-elected’

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u/Archercrash Oct 07 '22

No one on the left gives a fuck about Hunter Biden, if he’s guilty then charge him, if not STFU about him.

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u/thelaughingmansghost Oct 07 '22

Ya know, with what we know about how hunter Biden lives, maybe some structure and a daily schedule will be good for him. So, go ahead and lock him up. But I also couldn't care less, of all the hills to die on this is the last one I would ever even consider.

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u/snark_o_matic Oct 07 '22

It's hilarious that conservatives think anyone cares about Hunter. Does seem like an especially bad strategy after the CFO of Trump Org pled guilty to tax evasion, but sure. Fund the IRS properly and enforce the law, it's fine.

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u/Moraulf232 Oct 07 '22

::shrug:: put him in jail

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u/Explains_Wrong Oct 07 '22

I like how the federal agents are purported to be anti-conservative and also pro-conservative at the same time. In fact, they should be totally non-partisan. And, as professionals, they likely are.

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u/PossibilityKey7901 Oct 07 '22

I have never understood the right wing mindset that mentioning Hunter Biden is some sort of gotcha! against left wingers when they talk about Trump's crimes. Like does anyone on the left care about Hunter Biden? He's a private citizen that is clearly going through some stuff. If he has done something illegal prosecute him. No one cares. It's not like he is some precious icon of the left or something. At this point its just pathetic the way the right brings up Hunter Bidens laptop like it's some big gotcha!. it's clear there is nothing important on there.

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u/nernst79 Oct 07 '22

They couldn't use Hillary anymore and had to move on to someone.

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u/Dragos_Drakkar Oct 07 '22

Sorry, but I've got to call bull on that. They still bring up Hilary and her emails, especially with Trump stealing the classified documents and likely selling them.

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u/Cheese_B0t Oct 07 '22

Biden can just pardon him right? Because that's apparently how it works right?

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u/fordprefect294 Oct 07 '22

According to their side, probably

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u/ChuckBorris187 Oct 07 '22

For anyone claiming Democrats are no better than Republicans, consider this:

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence and Lawrence E. King, Jr. allegedly organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had sex with a 16 year old girl when he was 28.

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

George Nader, a 60-year-old former Trump advisor & Middle East specialist with close ties to the leaders of the United Arab Emirates, admitted to possessing child pornography and bringing an underage boy to the US for “commercial sex.”

Ralph Shortey, a former Republican state senator and former Trump chair in Oklahoma, was arrested in March 2017 after police found him in a suburban Oklahoma City motel room with a then-17-year-old boy, was sentenced to 15 years in federal prison Monday on a child sex trafficking charge.

Roy Moore... openly admitted to grooming teen girls for decades and was supported by Trump in 2017.

Joel Micah Greenberg, a former Republican tax collector of Seminole County, Florida, was arrested and charged with federal offenses in 2020. He was indicted on 33 criminal counts: theft, stalking, sex trafficking, cryptocurrency fraud, and Small Business Administration loan fraud.

Rep. Mary Miller of Illinois has hired a convicted sex offender who tried to lure an underage boy into a parking lot to perform sexual acts.

Former GOP lawmaker & Trump campaign co-chair Perry Hooper, 67, was arrested in August 2022 & charged with 1st degree sex abuse in Montgomery, Alabama.

Texas Right to Life forced pregnancy activist, Luke Bowen, was arrested on August 3, 2022 for trying to solicit a child for sex.

Former Republican Idaho State lawmaker Aaron von Ehlinger was convicted to 20 years of prison for raping a 19-year old legislative intern.

Former Republican US House speaker and serial child molester Dennis Hastert admitted in open court to molesting male students as a teacher and wrestling coach at Yorkville High School in suburban Chicago over 30 years ago. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison not for sexual assault, but the feds just happened to catch him withdrawing cash improperly to pay as hush money to one of his former victims.

Former state district court judge, a former leader in the Republican Party and a former chairman of Donald Trump's presidential campaign in Campbell County, Kentucky Tim Nolan was sentenced to 20 years in prison for sex trafficking, rape, witness tampering,

Former Republican House rep Mark Foley and anti gay activist solicited e-mails and sexually suggestive instant messages from teenaged boys who had formerly served as congressional pages. He also still makes donations to the Palm Beach Republicans.

Tim Mahoney, the Democrat who replaced Foley was then later involved himself in a scandal of sexual harassment and intimidation of Congressional pages.

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u/W_AS-SA_W Oct 07 '22

Possibly avoiding some taxes when he worked out of the country and putting down an incorrect date on a gun application is not the same as defrauding the American people and felony treason. Jus sayin

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u/Specialist_Teacher81 Oct 07 '22

The whole "hunter biden" thing is a byproduct of conservatives lack of impulse control and failure to think ahead. Sure, hunter biden is a coke addled hedonist. That is established. But, only a conservative would think that a dude who has been in business and politics for like a hundred years would look a deal brought to him by his coke fiend son and be like. "I cannot pass this one up!"

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u/no5oupforyou Oct 07 '22

Throw Hunter, Trump, and Hillary in jail, if they are guilty. And then STFU about them.

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u/iamjaidan Oct 07 '22

Exactly! Take offenders to court! All of them! Rule of law before party or ideology! Biden, Clintons, Trumps, Gaetzs, Soroses, Musks! Try them!

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u/Usurpentine Oct 07 '22

After all of this, it's "he owes some taxes and might've filled out his gun paperwork a little incorrectly but is still allowed to own one"????????????????????????

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u/Popperz4Brekkie Oct 07 '22

Charge him, then Biden can pardon him. Trump style.

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u/RoughShadow Oct 07 '22

Shit. Ok, they convinced me this time: I won't be voting for Hunter Biden in the next election.

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u/Tdanger78 Oct 07 '22

But then they’d only have Hillary’s emails to harp about

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u/Fa1c0n3 Oct 07 '22

yo is this true or just more HB's laptop shit?

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u/Authoress61 Oct 07 '22

Exactly this is the difference between the Dems and the GOP. The Dems are like, oh, our person did something bad? Here you go, take them, prosecute them. republicans are like, oh no, only the DEMS do anything bad!! We’re perfect!!! Yeah, no, fucker.

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u/Bored_dane Oct 07 '22

Wow a fake statement about a gun and some tax evasion? Not cool, prosecute and all but...

That's some weak ass shit. Do these idiots not understand that that pales in comparison to;

Conspiracy to commit a coup, Election fraud, Rapes and pussygrabbing, Lying to pay less taxes, Lying to get better loans, Stealing, Hate speech, Inciting violence, Death threats, Stealing top secret documents, Selling top secret documents , Working with Putin and other dictators,
Bribing/threatening politicians and judges

I could go on.

Get off Hunter Biden, you have nothing compared to what is on Trump.

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u/rsdols Oct 07 '22

It's funny it's starts with "BREAKING" Because it is sounding like a broken record at this point.

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u/HollowVoices Oct 07 '22

That's one of the biggest differences between Conservatives and Liberals. We libs have absolutely NO PROBLEM taking out our own trash.

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u/BDM-Archer Oct 07 '22

All this is just so they can say "it is up to the DOJ if they are to prosecute or not." Then since they are just making shit up, the DOJ won't, and then the Republicans can say that the DOJ is a liberal weapon and corrupt and needs to be defended since they are prosecuting Trump and not Biden. Then all the Trump people go "derp, that's a good point!" And the Trump investigation becomes less credible.

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u/Due-Reading6335 Oct 07 '22

Ive heard so much shit about hunter laptop that I literally do not care. Yeah. I don't doubt it. Stuff like that happens in high levels of power. Maga keeps holding the story in front of us like "AhAAA I TOLD YOU" but Im not surprised at all. If it was illegal and worthwhile dedicating justice resources then get on with it holy shit

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u/Isodragon420 Oct 07 '22

How do we know Hunter Biden is not a republican, just because his dad is Joe?

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u/Enderofworlds21 Oct 07 '22

Republicans have all this evidence.. so just charge him and get on with it.. the rest of us who live in this thing called the real world are waiting.

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u/StacyRae77 Oct 07 '22

Are they ever going to figure out the Left is just not like them? Arrest and prosecute him already if you got the goods. Nobody should be above the law.

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u/riverunner1 Oct 07 '22

What the federal agents think is enough to prosecute is different from what a federal prosecutor thinks is enough prosecute. This smells like some federal agent is but hurt about Jan 6th or how the FBI is going after Trump.

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u/fordprefect294 Oct 07 '22

Also, if a federal prosecutor thinks there's enough, prosecute

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u/Nwcray Oct 07 '22

Here’s what’s different between me and the party of Law & Order. I believe that if someone committed a crime, you should charge them and let’s the courts do their job regardless of who it is. They believe that if someone commits a crime, you should either shelter them from any and all criticism for anything ever, OR endlessly rumormonger and smear their name without ever producing actual evidence based on whether they’re on the ‘right’ team.

We are not the same.

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u/Grogosh Oct 07 '22

Who is this Hunter person? From how they go on and on about him he must be the most powerful man in the world.

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u/Specialist_Teacher81 Oct 07 '22

Biden is not my messiah, do don't give two shits about his kid. Prosecute or don't, just stop bothering me with this dudes life.

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u/Numerous_Ad1859 Oct 07 '22

It is clear based off what has been released that Hunter Biden probably needs rehab for his cocaine issues, but he isn’t the President nor works for the President.

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u/Right-Fisherman-1234 Oct 07 '22

Psssssssst........have you paid attention to ALL the tax fraud your orange messiah committed?

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u/TheMindfulnessShaman Oct 07 '22

The GOP even went to Hungary (de facto autocracy due to complete state control of media) to worship their golden calf under the guise of a party 'conference'.

Then you have them handing out pamphlets on Fox and Friends to evangelize their threadbare plans to "Make America Break Again".

Literal kult moves.

And not the kool kults either.

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u/Pr1ntGunz0rDieTrying Oct 07 '22

Yall do realize that this Is the conservative version of all yall posting how "trumps at the end of the line". I've heard at least once a week that trump will be arrested for the past 6 years. Not even a trump fan, this is just ridiculous at this point. Like fuck trump will be arrested as soon as hunter is.

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u/MistaRed Oct 07 '22

There's a couple of differences, nobody really cares if hunter Biden gets arrested, nobody will think it was a politically charged FBI investigation, people will just move on with their lives. This is unlikely to be the case with trump.

Also, hunter doesn't have a whole political wing of the US government protecting him so hes far more likely to be convicted of any crimes he commits than trump is.

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u/Secure_Cake3746 Oct 07 '22

There is no evidence that could be used in a court.

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u/PallbearerOfBadNews Oct 07 '22

Hey, if they will believe in a god who hasn’t shown his face in 2000 years, then 3-4 years is a drop in the bucket. There is a reason that they target the ultra religious; it’s easy.

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u/Android1313 Oct 07 '22

Don't talk about it be about it!

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u/TheDankJedi420 Oct 07 '22

Prosecute him. Just gonna make him look even cooler. 😎

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u/MeanGreenSox Oct 07 '22

Clintons: 😒

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u/sscarface Oct 07 '22

Exactly.

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u/SiteTall Oct 07 '22

Yes, let the Republicans make fools of themselves once more by trying to hunt down the Hunter ......

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u/obvs_throwaway1 Oct 07 '22

......if that's true.

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u/throwawaffleaway Oct 07 '22

The only thought I’ve ever had about hunter biden as a die-hard democrat: “oh he’s more attractive than I thought he’d be”.

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u/sten45 Oct 07 '22

Yep, if you do crime and get caught you get to meet the judicial system, if you get convicted you get to face punishment.

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u/CallMeBruceGold Oct 07 '22

The false statement related to a gun charge is that his laptop shows he was getting high in the timeframe he checked a box to purchase a gun that said he was sober.

Can you imagine if every conservative and Republican who owns a gun has their phones and computers scoured for evidence they drank, took pills or did drugs, in the timeframe they bought any one of their vast arsenal of weapons, and was then charged for it?

How many hypocrites cheering on the prosecution of a drug addicted Hunter Biden would be prosecuted under the same law?

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u/EvenBetterCool Oct 07 '22

He's got zero responsibilities related to the US government. Who. Cares.

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u/Chulbiski Oct 07 '22

I am pretty sure Democrats would not elevate him to the status of a martyr unlike other parties in this country. If he (or anyone) did a crime, they need to be held accountable. full stop.

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u/SpiritualTwo5256 Oct 08 '22

Note that they aren’t prosecuting him for what they claimed was on his laptops! This is just regular stuff you could probably find on half the Republican politicians devices.

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u/MWalls Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

The fact the entire nation is/was arguing about a crackhead, who slept with his dead brothers wife, in mainstream political discussion is really just making me so damn proud to be an American.

Edit: Jesus, that was downvoted fast. Just saying it’s weird he’s constantly in the news.

Edit 2: never mind, he should be mainstream political discussion? I don’t know what to say lol.

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u/joawmeens Oct 06 '22

Show me a single Democrat that argued for him

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u/HalforcFullLover Oct 06 '22

I just want them to stop posting nude pics of him.

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u/joawmeens Oct 07 '22

You don't want to see the presidents sons butthole?

Whatever, bro

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u/HalforcFullLover Oct 07 '22

I know, not very patriotic of me.

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u/MWalls Oct 06 '22

I thought the whole story was scrubbed during the election cycle and everyone was arguing about it, maybe this is unrelated.

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u/joawmeens Oct 07 '22

There is only one side that cares about Hunter, at all, and it's not the Democrats.

Throw him in jail, if he broke the law. Who cares

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u/MWalls Oct 07 '22

idk, I didnt realize it was that sensitive of a subject. With all those downvotes I got im thinking some people do in fact care lol

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u/joawmeens Oct 07 '22

No, we're all just sick of hearing about it, and his fucking laptop

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u/MWalls Oct 07 '22

But that’s what I’m saying lol.

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u/MarilynMansonsRib Oct 07 '22

Just saying it’s weird he’s constantly in the news.

He's only in the news because fox News and OANN can't shut the fuck up about all the laptop conspiracy bullshit. Everyone who isn't a brain washed MAGAt is just shrugging and saying "so what? Lock him up if there's any evidence, just shut the fuck up about him."

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u/-send_me_bitcoin- Oct 06 '22

Nobody is arguing. Who is defending him?

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u/MWalls Oct 06 '22

I mean I wrote “was “ too, I don’t follow politics very closely anymore, but last I heard people were debating about a laptop, and how he landed a position on a board of directors. Again, I don’t follow this too close.

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u/jezz555 Oct 06 '22

Then why comment?

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u/MWalls Oct 06 '22

Because a crackhead is constantly in the news and it’s embarrassing that this is politics. Some people his age are grandparents. He’s not a first child. Also Reddit is for discussion.

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u/jezz555 Oct 06 '22

Why does it embarrass you that a drug addict exists lol? Do you think he’s the only one or something??

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u/MWalls Oct 06 '22

No it weirds me out that an irrelevant person is constantly in the news.

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u/TheMrBoot Oct 07 '22

Then stop consuming right wing news?

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u/MWalls Oct 07 '22

I don’t? Why would you assume that?

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u/TheMrBoot Oct 07 '22

Because that’s the only place Hunter’s constantly in the news. Nobody cares beyond people trying to make Brandon look bad because he’s just some random dude.

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u/CrowShotFirst Oct 06 '22

I lived in Wilmington for 10 years. Spent quite literally thousands of hours within 100 ft of the store he supposedly dropped the laptop at.

That story is unequivocally bullshit.

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u/CoolBrain1227 Oct 07 '22

Actually he will be above the law while his father is President. I assume his father would pardon him.

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u/InstaGibberish Oct 07 '22

That's not a case against indictment. If they have evidence, then follow through and let it go on record.

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u/A_Wild_Shiny_Shuckle Oct 07 '22

They've been saying they have enough evidence to charge him for like 2 years now, and still nothing

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u/Pitiful_Computer6586 Oct 07 '22

Sounds like someone else I hear about on Reddit all day every day

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u/alrighty66 Oct 07 '22

Do you really think Joey is going to let this happen? He would be better off if he did while being in charge of FBI. Republicans are not going to be easy on him If they gain control.