r/aww Dec 01 '22 Silver 5 Helpful 4 Wholesome 8 Take My Energy 1

One of them isn't a dog

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u/BurpYoshi Dec 01 '22 Wholesome

It's the 3rd one, that's a polar bear cub.

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u/wolfram_eater Dec 01 '22

Fourth one for sure. That's a fox, they can't fool me!

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u/JAD210 Dec 01 '22

All I see are loaves

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u/poopellar Dec 01 '22

You're right. They might be in bread.

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u/SaturatedJuicestice Dec 01 '22

At yeast they are all here

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u/ExpertProfessional9 Dec 01 '22

Rising to the occasion I see.

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u/Goldenboi454 Dec 02 '22

This is so beautiful im gonna wheat with joy

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u/ExpertProfessional9 Dec 02 '22

Shows you're not a dried up, emotionless husk.

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u/Chaoscube11 Dec 02 '22

How long were these puns in the baking

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u/ExpertProfessional9 Dec 02 '22

Even if I told you I couldn't prove it.

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u/JMGhost64 Dec 01 '22

This is a trick question

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u/GOR098 Dec 01 '22

Did the 2nd left got burnt too much ?

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u/t_25_t Dec 01 '22

Did the 2nd left got burnt too much ?

Yeah! The oven was a little too hot that morning.

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u/kent_nova Dec 01 '22

Need to clean your oven loaf, burnt loaf, unbaked loaf, perfectly baked loaf!

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u/bobbobersin Dec 01 '22

The brad has escaped the basket

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u/otterdroppings Dec 01 '22

Second from the left - that's a Racoon with excellent make-up.

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u/agentglixxy Dec 01 '22

That raccoon should be giving contouring tips

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u/shifty_coder Dec 01 '22

No, that’s definitely a toasted marshmallow.

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u/MaximusZacharias Dec 01 '22

You mean you can’t be outfoxed by them

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u/Prestigious_Cut_8237 Dec 01 '22

3rd one damn cute.

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u/moldyjellybean Dec 01 '22

Which 3rd? From the left , right, center left, or center right?

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u/Slavator2006 Dec 01 '22

I thought 4th one over was a bread loaf

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u/Turbulentasfuck Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 02 '22

This is what my little girl mistakenly called meatloaf (the singer)

'Mummy, is this Breadloaf?'

Edit: Apologies to the person who was offended by this anecdote about my daughter enough to downvote.

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u/skatistic Dec 01 '22

No, that's my crypto bag I'm left to hold.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Dec 01 '22

Actually they are all cats.

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u/Weak-Emphasis-4471 Dec 02 '22

Looking at the paw placement, you might be right

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u/BrownShadow Dec 01 '22

The ol’ fennec switcharoo!

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Dec 01 '22 Silver

’It's the 3rd one, that's a polar bear cub.


…if I hold still, no one will know

(these doggo frens are kinda s l o w…)

but they Best frens, who never judge!

am be like them

i do not budge…

I am the BRAINS -

convincing, see

No human friend SuSpEcTiNg Me!

but one of these not like the other

(You guessed correct -

is PoLaR brother!)

❤️

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u/Midwestern_Childhood Dec 01 '22

It's amazing how much a Schnoodle verse enhances a comment, or a post! This one is so sweet--and funny too.

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u/milkradio Dec 01 '22

Freshest Schnoodle I’ve ever come across!

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Dec 01 '22

Every time I find a fresh Schnoodle it brightens my day!

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u/xLilyVx Dec 01 '22

Lawdt, I needed that giggle today!! Thanks, Schnoodle! It's always like opening a gift when running into your poems!

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u/Fredredphooey Dec 01 '22

Dude! I knew it was the white one, too. But it's a stuffed animal, you know.

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u/m__a__s Dec 01 '22

Number 2 is sus as well.

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u/TisBeTheFuk Dec 01 '22

The red one is a fox

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u/totallynotaemu Dec 01 '22

"Quiet, Judas. There's a Judas among us. And it's Luke!"

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u/HappyGoPink Dec 01 '22

I think it's the one on the far left, but I'm not 100%.

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u/KidGamerKJG Dec 02 '22

The second one is a bear cub

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u/Zero00430 Dec 02 '22

Ice Dog rejects these lies.

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u/The_Turtle808_10 Dec 02 '22

Damn that’s what I was gonna say 😭

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u/TheyStillOweYouMoney Dec 01 '22

Trick question. There are four cats in this picture.

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u/carltodw Dec 01 '22

Nope, 4th one is a pikachu.

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u/Voilent_Bunny Dec 01 '22

Ice Bear has a new haircut

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u/Xarxsis Dec 01 '22

I was gonna go with the one on the right

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u/thejollybengali24 Dec 01 '22 Wholesome

I just see a cat and 3 marshmallows toasted to different levels

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u/jayclaw97 Dec 01 '22

Was gonna say, I’m not even sure the “dogs” are dogs. Shibas tend to look like plush toys ejected from the Disney animation studios.

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u/Smirk27 Dec 01 '22

Seriously some of the fluffiest doggos I've ever seen.

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u/tuckedfexas Dec 01 '22

Some very well groomed shibas, I can’t keep mine clean for a whole day lol

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u/Falkuria Dec 01 '22

Instructions unclear. I drank the black and tan.

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u/That-Ad-4300 Dec 01 '22

Both!?

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u/Falkuria Dec 01 '22

My humor is lost on you. Try again!

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u/Thundershadow1111 Dec 01 '22

Gulp Gulp Gulp

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u/ozgura2 Dec 01 '22

There is an imposter among sus

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u/Razerfilm Dec 01 '22

Love your comment

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u/Bella_C2021 Dec 01 '22

None of them are dogs.

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u/thelaineybelle Dec 01 '22

This is the answer!

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u/DaoFerret Dec 01 '22

Correct. 4 cats, 3 using dog hardware.

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u/MasterpieceFit6715 Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

left one just forgot to install the update

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u/flipsider101 Dec 01 '22

3 are spies. The other is just going Rambo.

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u/Doctor_Wookie Dec 01 '22

Naw, left one is an early adopter, always has to have the latest and greatest.

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u/NoMoassNeverWas Dec 01 '22

Shiba's are the sassiest non-dogs with cattitude you'll see at the park

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u/Bella_C2021 Dec 01 '22

I had a rescue shiba for a while. Sadly he was too traumatized by previous experiences in his life and I had to return him. He had moments of being the sweetest shiba though and I still miss that boy.

I am a lot more cautious about shibas though and not as eager to get one again even though I did extensive research and went hard-core on getting him everything he could need to feel comfortable. I don't thing I will take another expert level dog until I have another 5 - 7 years of experience raising and dealing with a variety of different dog breeds and temperaments.

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u/amk735 Dec 01 '22

I think you just had an extremely traumatized dog. My family had two shibas when I was growing up and no prior experience with dogs and they were great pets. Sure, they are stubborn and like to challenge you but that’s pretty minor overall.

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u/Bella_C2021 Dec 01 '22

One day I will definitely try again hut when I do I think I will get one from being a pet. I think I mentioned he was the sweetest boy sometimes and we really did love him. We just couldn't give him what was needed to help him feel like a safe and happy boy and it wasn't fair to keep him and not give someone else a chance that could help him better.

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u/Autumnrain Dec 01 '22

Never owned a dog, what made him so difficult compared to other dogs?

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u/Bella_C2021 Dec 01 '22

I suspect he had ptsd or some form of severe anxiety. We would take him for long walks 3 times a day on a routine totalling about 10 km in walks this included daily fetch and jogs after walks he got trick training and puzzle toys to stimulate his mind. We gave him his own space unless he asked for pets and attention. We had chew toys for him to help self regulate.

He couldn't handle any loud noises or overstimulation this would set him into almost instant fight or flight so even though we tried to gradually work on desensitization training and positive reinforcement he was still very anxious. We had calming music and techniques to help him soothe when he got too worked up. The problem was if his routine was out of balance for even 30 min he would get so worked up he would lash out if you moved in a way that he thought seemed agressive. (This most cases was literally something as simple as bending over to pick up something he wasn't even interested in, I never bent over him since most dogs would take this as a threatening gesture and I knew he was a rescue wirh potential problems already.)

Shibas are naturally harder to care for because they are stubborn very smart and mouthy plus they don't have all the same body language signals as other dogs. I just didn't expect to get a Shiba that was that much.

I am sure some will probably say he is just typical shiba but I have seen well trained shibas and ones that have behavioral issues and I have yet to see a story of one that left a owner needing stitches without a valid reason for attacking ( once again I don't think he was agressive just his reason seemed valid to him because his mind wasn't in the right state to see what was happening wasn't threatening to him in any way.)

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u/joe_broke Dec 01 '22

Poor guy went through hell and didn't seem able to come out of it

Hope he found a happy place

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u/Bella_C2021 Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

I do too we really wanted to help him especially since most our animals where rescues and i was able to help a agressive cat before to live out his golden years all happy with me and my partner.

Even though the shiba gave me a few scars I still think he was a good boy just misunderstood and very scared. I just couldn't help him.

Edit: I forgot to mention we have had dogs before we took in this shiba and I have been able to help dogs before that had owners that didn't give them the attention and excersize the needed.

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u/joe_broke Dec 01 '22

Sounds like he was more defensive than combative, so, even though I'm not a dog therapist, he probably had a good heart, but had a long way to go before fully trusting anyone

Did you have other dogs or pets at the same time with him?

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u/Bella_C2021 Dec 01 '22

The only other pets I had and have right now is my Uromastyx lizards and 2 fishtanks. He showed no interest in these at all.

We took him in knowing it would be a challenge and having had some experience with rehabilitating other animals and having had dogs in the past We thought we could help. The intention was to be able to give him the attention and spacehe would need as a only fur baby to help him feel safe and comfortable. We even had a spare room set up for him to go to when he wanted to be alone. Obviously we would go in there and he would know that he couldn't be possessive over the room and he never was but we never bugged him in that room and when he went in we never followed him in there.

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u/VelvitHippo Dec 01 '22

Lol I was gonna say... three of them aren't cats.

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u/No_Share_7606 Dec 01 '22

Ce ne sont pas des chiens.

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u/l3etelgeuse Dec 01 '22

They bestest bois.

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u/cmilla646 Dec 01 '22

No dog, only loaf

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u/Ssladybug Dec 01 '22

And the one on the far left if the alpha. The other 3 follow their lead

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u/Freya_007 Dec 01 '22

Comes in four colour variations: red, white, black and tan, and cat

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u/NaughtyLittleDogs Dec 01 '22

I'll have one of each, please.

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u/HoopOnPoop Dec 01 '22

Of course. The cameraman is probably a guinea pig.

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u/Greattimes13 Dec 01 '22

Ok I laughed at the thought

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u/_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING Dec 01 '22

Ok I laughed at you laughing at the thought.

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u/yeshellohigreetings Dec 02 '22

The fact that you laughed at the idea of someone laughing made me laugh, and the thought of strangers passing happiness around made me smile.

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u/_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING Dec 02 '22

Ah, the ol’ Reddit laugh-a-roo

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u/spacec0re Dec 01 '22

Anyone with a shiba knows correct, that is a picture of four cats.

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u/Hedgehog_Mist Dec 01 '22

This response right here is the most accurate.

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u/xLilyVx Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

I have a sheeb. Can confirm the accuracy of that statement. 👏 👏 👏 lmao. I literally just said, "Awww! All cats!" 🤣

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u/GambitKOhearts Dec 01 '22

No dogs, all loaf

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u/Gothicpotato6 Dec 01 '22

These are all just fluffy potatoes 🥔

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u/kornuolis Dec 01 '22

Doggo, doggo,bear, foxy

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u/MegaVenomous Dec 01 '22

Shibas are cats. There are no dogs in this picture.

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u/Lereas Dec 01 '22

Shiba Inu are dog hardware running cat firmware.

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u/nibbyzor Dec 01 '22

As a shiba owner, I can confirm that their personalities are very cat-like. Independent, stubborn, smart as hell, refuses to do anything you tell them to unless they feel like it.

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u/pospec4444 Dec 01 '22

Basenji owner here. I feel you.

I would correct your last words: unless they see a benefit for them

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u/nibbyzor Dec 01 '22

My shiba will 100% refuse even if there are treats in it for her if she doesn't feel like it.

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u/Andjhostet Dec 01 '22

My dog is half Shiba and half lab. So luckily the lab side of him takes over when food is involved hahaha. He is incredibly obedient when food is involved, and gives absolutely zero shits if not.

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u/nibbyzor Dec 01 '22

Mine is very food motivated like 99% of the time, but that 1% when she's not in the mood... I could probably dangle an entire cooked chicken in front of her and she'd still refuse to sit.

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u/tuckedfexas Dec 01 '22

Mine are headstrong but do listen. Mine are very affectionate and don’t seem to share some of the classic shiba behavior traits.

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u/ObidiahWTFJerwalk Dec 01 '22

"Anything less than 40 pounds is technically a cat and cats are useless."

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u/tuckedfexas Dec 01 '22

My small dogs are better at catching pests than any cat I’ve seen

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u/ChessTiger Dec 01 '22

I suspect the cat is the leader.

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u/slithe_sinclair Dec 01 '22

I see no dogs here. One is a cat, the next is a s'more, the one after that is just a giant marshmallow, and the last one is a load of bread

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u/Art_Smart88 Dec 01 '22

One to the left of the polar bear cub, I see you black bear cub! You can’t fool me! * looks to the far left * oh wait-

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u/neatoketoo Dec 01 '22

I love the determination on the cat's face. Like it's just daring anyone to point out they're not a dog.

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u/on-my-path Dec 01 '22

Ok, so just tell me which one??

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u/E178R17F8BRO Dec 02 '22

First one, cat isn't a dog! right?😐 Or dog isn't a cat?!

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u/on-my-path Dec 02 '22

Hum...😸

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u/55StudeSpeedster Dec 01 '22

Reminds me of that kids song: "One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong", I think played on Sesame Street, or possibly Sherri & Lambchops.

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u/moeru_gumi Dec 01 '22

That was OG Sesame Street!

“Can you tell me which thing is not like the other, by the time I finish my (this?) song”

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u/cybervseas Dec 01 '22

In my head canon that is the inspiration for Foo Fighter’s “Pretender”.

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u/RandomRageNet Dec 01 '22

They updated the second line to "One of these things just isn't the same" in more recent years, which is actually a lot more positive way of framing it.

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u/SenorSplashdamage Dec 01 '22

That song pops in my head anytime there’s a spot the difference situation.

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u/Cross33 Dec 01 '22

"Green is not a creative color!"

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u/Powerthunfisch Dec 01 '22

4th one is a plushie

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u/TheRealOne000 Dec 01 '22

They sit like cats so I’d like to think that they’re all cats

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u/BigAlternative5 Dec 01 '22

Cat: If you tuck your paws in, no one can step on them. Plus, your paws will stay warm.

Dogs: Game-changer.

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Dec 01 '22

Pretty sure it's the third one

Edit - I clearly have never had an original thought in my life

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u/DisturbingPragmatic Dec 01 '22

Jesus...how about a hint? Or are we expected to try to figure this out on our own??!!

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u/highly_uncertain Dec 01 '22

This is a trick question. They're all clearly squishmellows.

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u/Juhbin7 Dec 01 '22

All I see is 4 cats

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u/Unidentifiedten Dec 01 '22

This is a trick! I am getting "dog energy" from all of them!

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u/Bremen1 Dec 01 '22

Gentlemen, I believe there's a spy among us.

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u/HephaestusHarper Dec 01 '22

From the cat's POV it's more like "Three of these are not cats."

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u/Zerosteel45 Dec 01 '22

The council of bloop will decide your fate

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u/GardenCaviar Dec 01 '22

One of them isn't a dog

Nonsense.

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u/joselrl Dec 01 '22

Cat - burnt bread - unbaked bread - just perfect bread

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u/mertmerdernerder Dec 01 '22

One of the hardest album covers of all time

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u/EllySPNW Dec 01 '22

Scrolled to find this. What’s the name of this band?

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u/Fred2718 Dec 02 '22

Dischord

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u/Luke90210 Dec 01 '22

Bark & Hiss

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u/Sheldon121 Dec 10 '22

Three Dog and a Cat Night.

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u/Fire_is_beauty Dec 01 '22

So we have the 3 stages of marshmallows and a tiny tiger ? I don't see any dog here.

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u/thestonednemophilist Dec 01 '22

Four floofy loafs

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u/cerotoneN27 Dec 01 '22

Must. Not. Show. My. Paws.

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u/nCRedditor-21 Dec 02 '22

There’s an Im-paw-ster amogus

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u/BloodforKhorne Dec 01 '22

Is....is it the basket?

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u/itonyc86 Dec 01 '22

I'm figuring out which one is the fake dog until I saw the real boss...

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u/Teredia Dec 01 '22

Oh, and here I thought they were all cats…

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u/Stephen-Rex-Burnette Dec 01 '22

they look so happy!

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u/Cole444Train Dec 01 '22

The ears are literally turned away, a sign of discomfort.

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u/Shy_Foxxxy Dec 01 '22

The right one , is a fox 🦊 😂

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u/Negative_Push_1547 Dec 01 '22

How adorable!!!!

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u/stnkybuttfacejr Dec 01 '22

And all of them act like cats

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u/Ephsylon Dec 01 '22

The council shall decide your fate...

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u/DifficultAd8007 Dec 01 '22

Don't tell them that

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u/Skippy7397 Dec 01 '22

Is it the one on the right? That deffo looks like a caramel cream loaf

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u/PBDubs99 Dec 01 '22

Well of course one's not a dog! They're clearly playing dog dog goose

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u/telemusketeer Dec 01 '22

“Cover intact, they suspect nothing.” - DOG

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u/sabermagnus Dec 01 '22

The blonde on the right, very sus!

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u/Neumo500 Dec 01 '22

Yeah the one on the right is kinda sus

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u/PWal501 Dec 01 '22

Wait. Whaaaa?….

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u/pileodung Dec 01 '22

Two of them are definitely not cats

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u/Stunning_Patience_78 Dec 01 '22

Theyre all bread loaves, actually.

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u/7up_yourz Dec 01 '22

We need a red circle for this one.

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u/Emergency_Song4818 Dec 01 '22

It's a trap, none of them are dogs. #dogsarentreal

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u/thehermit14 Dec 01 '22

Only one of them is trustworthy. I just can't know for sure which one.

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u/mznh Dec 01 '22

Nah can’t convince me on that

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u/crazydiamond1991 Dec 01 '22

The basket is not a dog.

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u/rubyreignxo Dec 01 '22

I think that's a centipede. One of them fuzzy ones.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Dec 01 '22

Left to right:

SIC Dog, Corgi, Polar Bear cub and Fox.

I see 2 dogs. Have you got a license for that bear?

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u/tryingsomthingnew Dec 01 '22

A tisket a tasket three Shibu's and a cat that wants that basket.

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u/ChenoaDonDonna Dec 01 '22

Thats bread, all I see is loaves.

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u/norsurfit Dec 01 '22

Could you please include a red circle to indicate the non-dog?

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u/mugglemoron Dec 01 '22

3 of them aren’t cats

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u/Lightmyspliff69 Dec 01 '22

Are those all shibas? Except for the cat if course.

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Dec 01 '22

It's not one cat who thinks they're a dog, it's three dogs who think they're a cat.

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u/Mijrak Dec 01 '22

Definitely still see four dogs, one of them is just a little smaller

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u/HopeArtsy Dec 01 '22

Four pack of bread varieties.

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u/sailorman420jbm Dec 01 '22

My dumb ass was trying to determine which of the dogs was a plush toy, not realizing that ther was a cat in the group...

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Dec 01 '22

Awwww they are all loafing

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u/PNW_MDF Dec 01 '22

Can't fool me, they're all cats.

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u/LuckystPets Dec 02 '22

Does the one who isn’t a dog know they aren’t a dog? 😂

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u/Wickerparkgrrl Dec 02 '22

But they are all catting...

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u/CommadorVic20 Dec 02 '22

the one on the left is more of a dog than the others LOL

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u/Reapermouse_Owlbane Dec 01 '22

Helpful, creative title by karmafarming bot OP

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u/techslice87 Dec 01 '22

It is the corgi, not a dog, a meme

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u/Cole444Train Dec 01 '22

All three are Shiba Inus

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u/techslice87 Dec 01 '22

Potato potahto. Cats are better anyway ;)

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u/Cole444Train Dec 01 '22

Corgis are nothing like Shibas. You’re welcome for the correction.

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u/TrollPoster469 Dec 01 '22

Yea the cat isnt

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u/driedcranberrysnack Dec 01 '22

i don't believe you

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u/Gorillamilk_99 Dec 01 '22

Maximum cuteness achieved

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u/tomsaiyuk Dec 01 '22

Are you sure? You might need to re-check with treats.

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u/drveni_advokat Dec 01 '22

Liar.

All of them are dogs.

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u/NutterButtr99 Dec 01 '22

The 4th one is a cyotey almost

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u/SocialLoser-Punisher Dec 01 '22

Mom said it's my turn to repost

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u/Culverin Dec 01 '22

Loaf check on point

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u/dj3nne Dec 01 '22

Are you sure?

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u/James324285241990 Dec 01 '22

Aktchully, all four of them are duss a baby