r/cats Dec 01 '22

Help I'm being illegaly detained Cat Picture

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/jaybird99990 Dec 01 '22

That's a perfectly legal move. No foul detected.

45

u/EasterBunnyArt Dec 01 '22

You could say it is purrr-missible.

33

u/MistaMischief Dec 01 '22

Officer Cuddles reporting for duty!

7

u/OrgJoho75 Dec 01 '22

Call the base meow, if you need backup!

70

u/laura_Gh Dec 01 '22

Your cat is so adorable omg 🥺

18

u/Fiend_Curls Dec 01 '22

That's a cutest fox I've ever seen.

14

u/Snatch_Pastry Dec 01 '22

My girl looked just like this when she was little, and I named her Liška, which is the Czech word for fox.

5

u/Fiend_Curls Dec 01 '22

You have her picture? I'd love to see her baby pics🥹🥹

9

u/Snatch_Pastry Dec 01 '22

4

u/Fiend_Curls Dec 01 '22

Wow my candy looks so much like thaaat!!!!! And your boy is so handsome 😍

13

u/ImaginationSad2803 Bombay Dec 01 '22

You has the right to apply pettings. Any pettings you do not apply will be used against you when I find your shoes later.

2

u/chaosalbtrauma Dec 01 '22

The applied pettings will be used against him, too ;)

14

u/fullmetalsportsbra Dec 01 '22

No no actually this is very legal, compulsory in fact.

10

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

The kitties face says it all...sweet, blissful, happy slumber.

🥰💚😸

Thank you for not moving kind stranger!

🙏

6

u/TheSoleObsidian Dec 02 '22

Aw why was it deleted? I have the widget and was enjoying the sleeping cat :(

3

u/OldKermudgeon Dec 01 '22

I am soooooo jealous.

My cats almost never hostage me. :(

12

u/LandBeforeTimeOnVHS Dec 01 '22

Have you tried having to get up in 5 min for something important? That usually does the trick.

4

u/El_Chef1999 Dec 01 '22

No no. Section 130 of the cat owner’s manual states that floof balls on you in a manner that doesn’t allow movement IS purrfectly and ethically legal.

2

u/intheshadows8990 Maine Coon Dec 01 '22

Yes!

4

u/pearlpxssy_ Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

Its been 3 hours… have you moved? 😭

2

u/KamikazeKitten916 Dec 01 '22

Um sir that is a cat. That makes this puurfectly legal. Meow and purrever.

4

u/8-weight Dec 02 '22

My wife will say, can you do something for me and I'll say sorry, there's a cat on my lap.

3

u/SandyBear90 Dec 02 '22

Why was this deleted

3

u/hundenkattenglassen Dec 01 '22

That kitten looks so happy and content.

3

u/DuncanIdaho06 Dec 01 '22

Steven Universe : "It's a trap! ... An ADORABLE trap!"

3

u/MyFavoriteLezbo420 American Shorthair Dec 01 '22

That’s legal

3

u/AmyBaby123s Dec 02 '22

I would like to be detained by it too

2

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Aww, little kitty ❤️

2

u/Kear_Bear_3747 Dec 01 '22

Such a happy kitty

2

u/intheshadows8990 Maine Coon Dec 01 '22

Awwwww :8097::8097::8097::8097::8097::8097::7971::7971::7971::7971::7971:

2

u/Proof-Faithlessness1 Dec 01 '22

Does it really matter though

2

u/DPDoctor Dec 01 '22

Hello boss, I can't come in today...

2

u/Snoo_73835 Dec 01 '22

Best arrest ever

2

u/NtlDerpFoundation Dec 01 '22

Suck it up, buttercup!

jellyness intensifies

2

u/Finn2813 Dec 01 '22

Best heating pad!!! You’re stuck now

2

u/Ozzairha Dec 01 '22

Purrsecution

2

u/patrickswayzemullet Dec 01 '22

You need to look at her in the eye and ask her "Are you a cop?" They have to answer the truth. If she said yes then you ask again "am I being detained or am I free to go?" Remember to sound confident as you do that.

2

u/TrueGlich Dec 02 '22

ya been there mind likes to wrap himself around my hand like a glove and go to sleep..

2

u/chitownadmin Dec 02 '22

Nah uh. Don't lie. You're suffering from Feline paralysis. That is an illness not a kidnapping. 😂

2

u/Infamous-Poem-4980 Dec 02 '22

The only logical response is to join him/her and take a nap.

2

u/ShtinkySnax1200 Dec 02 '22

By a smol kitteh, no less.

2

u/Icy-Addendum4930 Dec 02 '22

Cat rules. Is legal

2

u/janethepoler Dec 02 '22

Aaaw such a cute captor

2

u/Zealousideal-Set-592 Dec 02 '22

Call the floof police!

1

u/anon2282 Dec 02 '22

Illegally detained in heaven, no doubt.

1

u/SahasaV Chantilly-Tiffany Dec 02 '22

I have your solution: you need to press charges!

First get a plastic rod and a cloth.

1

u/yeoldevagabond Dec 02 '22

My cat lays in the exact same spot as well all the time. Is there something about that area that attracts them?

1

u/viresbot Dec 02 '22

U MEAN LEGALLY DETAINED

1

u/Cool-Fish1 Dec 02 '22

I cannot help, for I am also being detained by my cuddle bug

1

u/ScriptorMalum Dec 02 '22

This detention is legal. Carry on.

1

u/ThorsLover8 Dec 02 '22

She is a little cutie pie!!!!!!!!

1

u/heytherefakenerds Dec 02 '22

He’s protecting you.

1

u/Dalton387 Dec 02 '22

That’s a blue law. May be illegal, but no one is gonna enforce it.

1

u/SilIowa Dec 02 '22

Cat gravity in action.

1

u/Fuzzy-Interest-848 Dec 02 '22

Sergeant fuzzy boots at your service

1

u/Eastofdark Dec 02 '22

Such a happy looking cat.

1

u/Thequietfox1207 Dec 02 '22

That impawsible to be illegal. The charges applicable are illegal cuteness while existing. Verdict:Guilty!