Bruh turned into Sonic the hedgehog

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[u/GreasyGato]

We are so close to Ouch My Balls! If not already there.

[u/Muzzie720 → u/GreasyGato]

Well...... I mean..... I've already seen a guy do that as his talent in AGT a few years ago. Surprised these guys didn't immediately pick him up tbh

[u/cbrookman → u/Muzzie720]

Did President Camacho acknowledge it at all?

[u/StarFighter6464 → u/cbrookman]

You mean Donald Trump?

[u/cbrookman → u/StarFighter6464]

No. Camacho knew something was wrong and got the smartest person alive to help fix it.

[u/AsherGlass → u/cbrookman]

Correct. Trump is dumber than Camacho. Also, Camacho was a selfless person that wanted to fix things. Trump was too self absorbed to fix anything.

[u/Better-Director-5383 → u/GreasyGato]

This is objectively worse

Pretty even if ohch my balls was two people agreeing to sit their and hit each other in the dick with a 2x4 it would literally be less harmful and cause less brain damage than this.

This is just bum fights

[u/FrankThePony → u/Better-Director-5383]

Plus itd be limited to two people like, hurting themselves for entertainment. Stupid still, but I feel like lots of people COMPETING to hurt eachother better is the kind of low that stupid people who think they are smart enjoy. So those idiots would think they are actually enjoying something intelligently. Ouch my balls would at least be straight forward in its stupidity

[u/Domspun → u/Better-Director-5383]

Pretty much, plus Ouch my balls! has humourous situations like falling on ramps, fence, etc. That is classic comedy like 3 Stooges and stuff like that. Finding hundreds of situations where someone get hit the balls takes some work.

[u/MuppetRex → u/Domspun]

Or you could watch any episode of America's Funniest Home Videos, often set to music. There's 33 seasons

[u/Available-Camera8691 → u/GreasyGato]

I remember in high school PE, there was a guy who would let anyone kick him in the nuts for five bucks. One time he got kicked by a girl and it fucked him up. Within a few minutes one of his balls had swelled up to the size of a large orange. He said the next week it had to be removed, but I don't know if he was just fucking around.

[u/Fabulous_Activity]

Aliens watching this be like "yeah, they're not ready"

[u/Meritania → u/Fabulous_Activity]

“Come see this shit Gary, they’ve capitalised slapping now”

[u/WinterOkami666 → u/Meritania]

American Gladiators coming to Vegas betting pools, but this time we're not loading Nerf into the crossbows.

[u/WCWRingMatSound → u/WinterOkami666]

Running Man was a prediction for 2017.

They were close.

[u/KALIBRAUDIO → u/Meritania]

Oh…my…..crap

[u/igetalogiawheni → u/Meritania]

It’s uh.. it’s not Gary anymore. HR said I have to stop “appropriating the humans.”

[u/Meritania → u/igetalogiawheni]

“But Garandyvar is such a mouthful”

[u/noafrochamplusamurai → u/igetalogiawheni]

His tritate mother is 1/16th human. They're from Xexyl region, the colony that took part in " The Voyages". He doesn't talk about it because he wants to distance himself from that past, but in acknowledgement of the wrongdoing, he's taken that name to show solidarity with the exploited.

[u/DiscipleOfYeshua → u/Fabulous_Activity]

… and then they’ve got movies where — get this — they destroy … us!

[u/CreativeAnalytics → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

With yodelling!

[u/rich519 → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

Everyone knows our only weakness is an incredibly advanced piece of technology that the humans couldn’t even begin to… my god… you’re telling me they’ve already invented the Apple PowerBook 5300?! Run!

[u/jeff_says_relax → u/rich519]

That actually made sense in the lore of the movie which is also a common conspiracy theory. The Area 51 conspiracy theory that an alien spacecraft crashed in New Mexico and we used the technology from that spaceship to advance humanity. ie Microwave, radar, and computer advancements all come from alien technology. So our computer tech and coding languages would be compatible because it is all based on their technology.

[u/smurb15 → u/DiscipleOfYeshua]

Don't even get in the video games we have are booting them off the planet

[u/Great_White_Samurai → u/Fabulous_Activity]

Ready for the massive orbital nuke though

[u/LigmaBalls69lol → u/Great_White_Samurai]

Tungsten rod orbital bombing

[u/Sandscarab → u/LigmaBalls69lol]

RODS OF GOD

[u/LibRAWRian → u/Sandscarab]

Rods out, bois.

[u/CreativeAnalytics → u/Great_White_Samurai]

In the shape of a giant open hand slap.

[u/natalieshmatalie → u/Fabulous_Activity]

Yeah. Humanity is embarrassing.

[u/Golden_Alchemy → u/Fabulous_Activity]

For the Universal Slap competition? Yeah, it will be difficult. People from planet X are expert slappers.

[u/SmokeGSU → u/Fabulous_Activity]

Aliens be like "well, I guess this means we're still on the search for intelligent life among the stars..."

[u/Disinfectant-Addict → u/Fabulous_Activity]

Not even that. Just a "Nooope!" as the turn their craft around. Alien civilizations probably threaten their young with sending them to Earth if they misbehave.

[u/macaronysalad → u/Disinfectant-Addict]

If they actually made it here, they'd be so advanced and intelligent that their perception of humans would be something like how we perceive the intelligence of ants. It wouldn't be a good scenario for us. We'd probably either become experiments or eradicated for resources. Our infrastructure might help us out, if it's deemed good enough and not comparable to a beaver dam.

[u/LukesRightHandMan → u/macaronysalad]

There's very few resources here that aren't more readily available in asteroids and comets, which take less energy to access.

[u/Firm_Masterpiece_343]

She gave that girl a concussion with one slap.

[u/Eww-its-Jared → u/Firm_Masterpiece_343]

Yeah, concussions are kinda common with this bullshit. I like combat sports, but this is such an obvious Dana White cash grab.

[u/artificialavocado → u/Eww-its-Jared]

Didn’t you ever see Rocky? His brain was mashed potatoes after the fight with the Russian. I mean the Russian guy killed Apollo so Rocky had to avenge him but still.

[u/Poison_the_Phil → u/artificialavocado]

Dolph Lundgren literally hospitalized Sylvester Stallone filming Rocky IV

[u/artificialavocado → u/Poison_the_Phil]

Well when Dolph Lundgren says he has to break you I’d be taking that shit pretty seriously.

But yeah apparently they wanted to make it look as real as possibly and were really hitting each other at certain points in the fight.

[u/Spanktronics → u/artificialavocado]

Wtf I just looked up Dolph Lundgren to see if after 40 years he’s still alive, and he’s on insta, & this mf looks better at his age today than I do at his age in rocky, fml.

If Reddit didn’t suck so bad I’d paste a link but the stupid text window can’t handle copy & paste anymore so whatever.

[u/FixLegitimate2672 → u/Spanktronics]

also he is like an astrophysicist as a hobby or some shit, only started acting to get close to Grace Jones because he had the hots for her

[u/abstractraj → u/FixLegitimate2672]

Masters in Chemical Engineering. Not too shabby

[u/throwaway76770408 → u/abstractraj]

And one of the Masters of the Universe too 😂

[u/F0NZ_S0L0 → u/Spanktronics]

Dude is a legit genius too with an IQ of 160. He comes from a family of scientists.

[u/Poison_the_Phil → u/Spanktronics]

My favorite Dolph Lundgren story is the time some people broke into his house and tied up his wife, and then after they figured out whose home it was fled the scene.

[u/rich519 → u/artificialavocado]

I watched Rocky for the first time recently and had two thoughts.

1) Surprisingly solid movie

2) Holy shit that final fight was hilarious. He just gets punched in the face like 50 times in row without landing a punch.

[u/IAMBollock → u/rich519]

Surprisingly solid movie

Why is it surprising that a massively acclaimed and loved movie is 'solid' lmao, because it's old?

[u/CraigArndt → u/IAMBollock]

One of the problems with older “classics” is that people today have often seen what they inspired before going back to watch the original. Which can make the unique ideas, styles, or themes that made the original stand out, suddenly feel used and tired. Also a lot of older movies can have language or themes that at the time were okay, but aren’t today. Not just racism, but you’d be surprised how technology has changed movies over the years. Half of old horror movie plots would be solved with a cell phone and might not be as scary because of it.

So Rocky holding up after all this time is remarkable and a testament to it rightfully being viewed as a classic.

[u/ayyyyycrisp → u/IAMBollock]

ive seen aclaimed movies about a topic i had no interest in and walked away thinking that movie was "surprisingly solid" because I did not expect to like it given my disinterest in the topic

[u/DogzOnFire → u/ayyyyycrisp]

Me as a teen: "Haha Billy Elliot is about a boy wanting to do ballet, that's so gay."

Also me as a teen, when Billy's dad accepts him for who he is: Bawling my eyes out

[u/EngineeringDevil → u/IAMBollock]

nah, people are just surprised it was written by Stallone

[u/DoctorPoopyPoo → u/artificialavocado]

Spoilers!

[u/canadard1 → u/artificialavocado]

Too soon

[u/artificialavocado → u/canadard1]

Bruce Willis is dead the entire time.

[u/30FourThirty4 → u/artificialavocado]

Did he die hard?

[u/FlyingDragoon → u/Eww-its-Jared]

I feel like one slight miss and you've got a blown eardrum too. Friend has a permanent hole in their eardrum from a similar "surprise" cupped slap to the head.

[u/Nestramutat- → u/FlyingDragoon]

I'm not familiar with this league, but all slap fights have seen include earplugs or cotton in the ears to prevent this

[u/FlyingDragoon → u/Nestramutat-]

Funny enough, this video isn't showing the side of the face that's getting slapped so they probably are.

[u/StudentMed → u/FlyingDragoon]

I'm pretty sure i've seen some where they are allowed to plug up their ear with earplug.

[u/LevelSmoke9603 → u/Eww-its-Jared]

the problem was this specific competition. they put 0 safety rules into place and allowed people to use their palms when slapping. that’s how you get severe injuries and knockouts. they probably did this to get more injuries and knockouts to draw more attention to the show. normal slapping competitions have strict rules and don’t have nearly this many knockouts

[u/EggmanIAm → u/LevelSmoke9603]

…normal slapping competitions?

[u/thebestspeler → u/Eww-its-Jared]

Cmon he loves playing it too!

[u/old-world-reds → u/Firm_Masterpiece_343]

Yeah those hits would be a disqualification in any serious slapping tournament. The entire reason to hit with the fingers and not the palm is so stuff like that doesn't happen. Too bad Dana White thinks every competitor should be treated like his wife.

[u/Famous-Ferret-1171 → u/old-world-reds]

Serious slapping tournament?

[u/zealot416 → u/Famous-Ferret-1171]

As silly as that statement sounds, it is worth bearing in mind that people who routinely slap each other in the face are calling Dana White's version out as unsafe.

[u/Maeserk → u/Famous-Ferret-1171]

“Serious” in the sense that there’s more adherence to safety procedures. SlapFIGHT or the slapfighting championship, SFC, on YouTube are examples of the most well known, and they do it quite well.

Power slap doesn’t really enforce stepping (which I played baseball, majority of your power in a swing comes from your lower body, majority of baseball players power comes from gaining ground, physics baby), nor do they enforce clubbing, which is hitting with your wrist/lower palm, which is what causes the knockouts, which is what Dana wants, but isn’t safe. It’s essentially just hitting someone with a right hook at that point. Also there seems to be a lack of weight classes, or serious consideration of it.

Like no one is arguing it’s “safe”, much like the UFC it’s two people pummeling each other, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be mitigations to keep people from developing straight up DANGEROUS TBIs and getting knocked out.

The best slap fights are those of endurance, and lasting long enough, where you just question “how much more can a man take?” Not knocking someone out, that’s punch out not a slap fight.

https://youtu.be/iNVr438bwCY

This is just the pinnacle of the sport for me.

[u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls → u/Famous-Ferret-1171]

Yeah they’re really trying to make this a legit sport.

[u/PrizeStrawberryOil → u/old-world-reds]

What if we slapped on the stomach and went until someone tapped out.

[u/SyderoAlena → u/Firm_Masterpiece_343]

She hit her palm, which is an illegal move. Because the palm bone is dangerous

[u/Tempest_1 → u/SyderoAlena]

I’d say blunt forces applied directly to the face are dangerous

[u/MontyVonWaddlebottom → u/Tempest_1]

That's why you should APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

[u/Nose_Beers_85]

This is some of the dumbest shit I have ever seen.

[u/culturerush → u/Nose_Beers_85]

While most sports are trying to move away from injury to competitors (rugby being my main example, constantly tweaking rules to try to make it safer), combat sports go "do you know what this genre of sport needs? Cut out blows to the body or grabs and just have people hitting eachothers heads until one passes out"

[u/Rumblebully → u/culturerush]

Not sure this should be considered a “sport”.

[u/DrPhilsnerPilsner → u/Rumblebully]

…but they have uniforms.

[u/Pendraggin → u/DrPhilsnerPilsner]

So does McDonalds

[u/Dray_Gunn → u/Pendraggin]

I have seen enough videos on r/publicfreakout to know that McDonalds is a full contact sport.

[u/alilbleedingisnormal → u/Dray_Gunn]

McDonald's employees vs Waffle House employees PPV

[u/JohnnyPeanutII → u/alilbleedingisnormal]

I'm putting 50$ on Waffle House.

[u/lolgobbz → u/JohnnyPeanutII]

I will take that bet.

I got punched at 3am over a milkshake by a pregnant lady about 10 years ago.

Maybe the McDs crew can't fight as well as Waffle House but they can take a punch like a champ.

[u/JakeCameraAction → u/lolgobbz]

Dude, a lot of the workers at Waffle House are strapped.
Some Waffle Houses actually ask "Can you fight?" during the job interview.
They're gonna win every time.

[u/fuck_the_ccp1 → u/alilbleedingisnormal]

ThE wAfFlE hOuSe HaS fOuNd It'S nEw HoSt

[u/KeyanReid → u/DrPhilsnerPilsner]

And meatheads gawking as if there was some grand strategy at play that they have yet to understand.

[u/mtarascio → u/DrPhilsnerPilsner]

and Dana White apparently.

[u/GreenPL8 → u/Rumblebully]

Bread and circuses.

[u/Doughspun1 → u/GreenPL8]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[u/Cremonster → u/culturerush]

I have this debate with people all the time. I say how slap fighting is stupid and they bring up "Well what about boxing, mma, etc". I'm like, are you serious?! Half of the time people spend training for those sports is how to BLOCK or AVOID attacks and to take less damage. This is literally just getting hit in the head repeatedly over and over

[u/culturerush → u/Cremonster]

I mean I don't have very positive views on combat sports at all to be entirely honest, I say that as someone who's done kickboxing in the past and went to watch boxing live.

To each his own and all that and I can see the technicality needed to be a good boxer or MMA fighter compared to this. But when I went to go watch boxing last and the crowd around me was screaming for one guy to be knocked unconscious I realised that for most these sports are about watching 2 people really hurt eachother rather than the technical aspect. Sort of like rugby fans who watch for the big knockout tackles or F1 fans who watch for the crashes.

I get it, there is a morbid fascination with it, it's the reason why violence in films does well I guess too. But it's not my cup of tea and I prefer to watch skills in running, team coordination, strength etc than trying to hurt someone until they give up or get knocked unconscious.

All that being said this slapping shit is the next level of stupid.

[u/RainbowDissent → u/culturerush]

The only thing that separates us from the huge crowds who'd turn up to watch public torture or executions in recent history is a veneer of civilization that tells us we shouldn't do those things.

[u/Mekanimal → u/RainbowDissent]

Bring back the coliseum, I'm not ashamed of my vicarious bloodlust!

Brb, putting Tool on loop.

[u/DTAPPSNZ → u/culturerush]

This isn't even a combat sport, it's a circus act in a tux.

[u/Shoddy_Elk4956 → u/culturerush]

Not to be “that guy” but mouth guards are meant more to prevent the teeth mashing together and causing head/brain trauma than just preventing injuries to the teeth themselves.

Sorry to be “that guy”

[u/culturerush → u/Shoddy_Elk4956]

Your not being that guy at all, I didn't know that about mout guards.

My comment was more that other sports are moving away from encouraging blows to the head because of the horrific long term effects compared to this sport which is nothing other than "hit the head as hard as you can"

[u/Shoddy_Elk4956 → u/culturerush]

I’m still having trouble with the fact that slapping the sh|! out of someone is considered a sport 🤷🏼

[u/MonacoMaster68 → u/Shoddy_Elk4956]

But Obscure Sports Quarterly did a wonderful piece on it and I love ESPN 8 “the Ocho”!

[u/I_am_Daesomst → u/Nose_Beers_85]

What's worse, it's not new. I've seen these "competitions" in other countries like Russia, but now America has discovered it and we'll be seeing it propagate the internet for the next few years.

The irony of who owns it is palpable as well.

[u/TacoSpacePirate → u/I_am_Daesomst]

What do you mean? Dana has been training for this with his wife.

[u/ThreepwoodMack → u/TacoSpacePirate]

We call that the "Jon Jones Method".

[u/Galactic → u/I_am_Daesomst]

So this "sport" is literally just who can give the other person a concussion the fastest? At least in MMA you can go for submissions and in boxing there are body shots...

[u/Better-Director-5383 → u/Galactic]

What no that's ridiculous.

It's who can go the longest without passing out from the concussions.

It's not like they stop it if somebody gets injured, every one of those slaps is doing damage.

[u/JesseAster → u/Nose_Beers_85]

At least they're actually wearing mouth guards this time. Last time I saw a video of a slap competition they didn't have any sort of protection for their teeth

[u/GreenestPure → u/JesseAster]

Teeth are fine, brains are mashed potato.

[u/EmiliaFromLV → u/GreenestPure]

Brains were never present in the exhibit :D

[u/CrazyAssBlindKid → u/EmiliaFromLV]

What a stupid fucking “Sport.” Let’s see if they can remember their names in 10 years when checking in for all the CT scans.

[u/MinuteConfidence2059 → u/Nose_Beers_85]

honestly starting to think idiocracy was too tame

[u/NotFleagle → u/Nose_Beers_85]

I couldn’t have said it better.

[u/0ut0fBoundsException → u/NotFleagle]

In most violent sports (ufc, boxing, even football) there’s skill involved and they try to prevent traumatic brain as much as possible. In this event, the entire event is brain injury. Knowing what we know about repeated concussions, repeated sub-concussive blows, and CTE, I think this is absolutely disgusting

[u/Better-Director-5383 → u/0ut0fBoundsException]

This is literally just bum fights but they put them in uniforms.

Desperate people doing permanent damage to each other for the entertainment of the worst people on the planet.

[u/ej255wrxx → u/0ut0fBoundsException]

In all others contact sports you're allowed to defend yourself to mitigate damage. In large part it's actually encouraged. In this power slap shit the whole point is who can take an undefended blow to the head the best. It's disgusting.

[u/faithisuseless → u/Nose_Beers_85]

Dana “I slap my wife” White’s Slap Fest. Fucking concussion central. A pro wrestler died in a horrific car wreck taking his daughters to cheer practice. AEW wanted to do a tribute show and Warner Brothers Discovery Executives said no. Because he made a insensitive tweet a decade ago (and did a lot to make up for it). Meanwhile this comes on after AEW. Oh, and his daughters are in the hospital with broken backs, legs and god knows what else.

[u/Jaxyl → u/faithisuseless]

WBD has since reversed that decision - the surviving Briscoe brother will have a match tonight on AEW in honor of his brother. The show will also be a tribute to Jay Briscoe.

Not that anything you said was wrong, just that public pressure got WBD to crack.

[u/faithisuseless → u/Jaxyl]

I just saw that. The fact that it took so much convincing is horrible. They air shows like this but it takes podcasts, fans, emails, and whoever else yelling for a week just to do this? It should have been an instant yes. I guess we shouldn’t expect much from a trash network that only delayed this show for a week after the video of Dana slapping his wife got out.

[u/Daetra]

[u/superNoid → u/Daetra]

Money

[u/Minnymoon13 → u/superNoid]

I wonder how much money they actually get from this?!

[u/BulletSponge0311 → u/Minnymoon13]

A former UFC fighter Eric Spicely came out yesterday saying he was offered 2k to show and 2k to win. I’m not sure if that’s typical pay across the board or not. That’s the only financial figures I’ve come across

[u/ThelVluffin → u/BulletSponge0311]

I'm good. I'll stick with the two months of office work to make that.

[u/LukesRightHandMan → u/ThelVluffin]

Or how about one night in the saddle, hunk? 😏

[u/HLD_Steed → u/Minnymoon13]

Very little, not enough compared to a lifetime of suffering from CTE.

[u/JoeyZasaa → u/HLD_Steed]

[u/SubGeniusX → u/Minnymoon13]

Allegedly the "Winner" of the men's portion of the show is due to get only about $10k.

First Round payout are allegedly 2k win and 2k place.

[u/MithranArkanere → u/superNoid]

But who wants to watch this in the first place?

[u/14-28 → u/MithranArkanere]

I'm starting to wonder if cern fucked up the timeline and now we're stuck with this shit. And capybaras although they're cute, I hadn't heard of them before like 2008 or something...

[u/cheyeliezer → u/14-28]

This reminds me of the movie “idiocracy” like something the people of 2505 would be watching.

[u/sounds_suspect → u/superNoid]

how much money are we talking hope its at least 6 figures but even that seems low haha

[u/DudesBowlingBall → u/sounds_suspect]

Formor UFC fighter was offered $2k to show and $2k to win. So nowhere even near six figures or enough.

[u/torb → u/Daetra]

Listen, if we're gonna get to the top of r/facepalm we're going to have to take a few palms to the face.

[u/FNLN_taken → u/Daetra]

"Ouch, my balls" was already taken.

[u/NotyoMamasDaddy]

Anyone else notice that the first slapped more with hand/fingers whereas the second seemed more like a palm stroke or closer to the wrist? More of slap vs a club ... Such a weird event/"sport"

[u/Zaphh_ → u/NotyoMamasDaddy]

That's called 'clubbing' (a.k.a using your wrist) and it's illegal in this sport.

But Dana White doesn't give shit so he doesn't enforce these rules, for shock value and knockdowns.

(edit : 'illegUal')

[u/TildaTinker → u/Zaphh_]

The guy with the beard in this vid is the clubbing champ. Always cheats, always gets away with it. https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/p0wr2w/watch_the_guy_on_the_right_win_a_prize_after/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[u/JoeBucksHairPlugs → u/NotyoMamasDaddy]

Slap fighting is supposed to have rules to protect the "combatants", basically all of which were ignored entirely on that strike. The two biggest problems with that swing were the obvious use of the palm (clubbing) and the momentum she gathered by leaning into the swing, both of which would have led to a disqualification in any other slap fighting leagues not owned by that sack of shit Dana White.

You're supposed to only make contact with your 4 fingers because it causes much of the stinging pain without the blunt force trauma. The force generated is also supposed to be entirely from your own generated rotation because leaning away and then putting all your weight behind a swing is substantially more force.

It's just awful technique and most of these blows are going to lead to severe concussions and brain damage.

[u/Usual_Bed4702 → u/NotyoMamasDaddy]

Yeah, but its this specific tournament where their rules and safety is shit. And dont care about rulebreaking

[u/OiKay → u/NotyoMamasDaddy]

I actually saw the explanation video on this by the person that lost. It was their first time trying it out and they were under the impressions that they had to do like a palm strike right on the cheek kind of thing and didn't expect for the more experienced person to get them right in the neck artery basically based on what they thought the rules were, but I guess it's an allowed hit.

[u/Current-Being-8238 → u/NotyoMamasDaddy]

Yeah half the times these are posted something like that happens. It’s not a slap at all.

[u/TheZuckuss]

Why does a slapping competition have production value like that, but I can't afford to get a laser engraver?

[u/BondageKitty37 → u/TheZuckuss]

Pretty sure this one is owned by Dana White

[u/tuddiezz → u/BondageKitty37]

That is correct.

[u/jaxonya → u/tuddiezz]

Can we get a high production ultimate beer pong championship. I've been training my whole life but I wanna step out of the underground, unsanctioned world, often times played in frat house arenas not up to code, and the beer can be shitty keystone lite or even worse. We need a regulated governing body to ensure safety and quality. I've got kids now and want them to have a great life and look up to me as their hero.

[u/SpotCreepy4570 → u/jaxonya]

Bro world series of beer pong, ran from 06 to 2020 and should be back $50,000 grand prize towards the last events.

[u/Mike → u/SpotCreepy4570]

Uhh I just watched this YouTube clip and that was definitely not very high production value lol. Just an idiotic shit show. And what about everyone's elbows? I could sink every shot if I could lean halfway across the table.

[u/Zero_Griever → u/BondageKitty37]

I knew women getting slapped with an open hand looked familiar. This has Dana White's DNA all over it.

[u/spoinkk → u/Zero_Griever]

lmao he looks so proud when the camera shows him

[u/CodeNCats → u/spoinkk]

He's looking for tips.

"Okay, Swing from the hips. Full extension."

[u/neverinallmyyears → u/BondageKitty37]

I heard he’s working on “Ow, my balls!”.

[u/NotMilitaryAI → u/BondageKitty37]

Yup, and his league is far more dangerous than others due to a lack of enforcement of rules against clubbing (hitting with the palm rather than the fingers) and stepping into the slap (rather than simply rotating at the waist). MoistCr1TiKaL had a video on it recently ("People Are Mad At Me").

Video here isn't clear enough to tell, but looks to me like she clubbed him her.

[u/the_peppers → u/NotMilitaryAI]

MoistCr1TiKaL had a video on it recently ("People Are Mad At Me").

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9hMaAP00TU - Yep it's real fucked up

[u/EmiliaFromLV → u/TheZuckuss]

Because we cannot let You go around slapping people in their faces with laser engravers.

[u/Witty-Cartographer → u/EmiliaFromLV]

Origin story for the supervillain named “The Laser EnGRAVEr”. The twist is not in the weapon but how it’s used.

[u/xeonie → u/TheZuckuss]

How can she slap?!?

[u/Icollectpropertytax → u/TheZuckuss]

i assume because no one is willing to pay for you to get one lol

[u/tabovilla]

Just realized this is the proper sub for this content

[u/Zeegh → u/tabovilla]

It’s very literal. I like that.

[u/DownTrunk → u/tabovilla]

r/Substakenliterally

[u/brittney_thx]

I thought it was going to turn into a Willy Wonka-style finish. Alas, it did not.

[u/thirdLeg51]

How is this a sport?

[u/Plebmaster129 → u/thirdLeg51]

This is power slap a horrible and very unsafe version of a slap fighting, In all other regulated tournaments there are rules in place to keep other players safe such as, no clubbing (hitting with your palm instead of your fingers), no stepping forward, ect. But powerslap had none of these and this is why clips like this happened

[u/TheDeHymenizer → u/Plebmaster129]

no clubbing (hitting with your palm instead of your fingers), no stepping forward, ect. But powerslap had none of these and this is why clips like this happened

yeah looked like she basically palm striked her right on the button

[u/Sacredzebraskin → u/TheDeHymenizer]

If you pause/unpause quickly you can clearly see she struck her with the palm. She steps forward and tilts her whole hand so what connects is the bit of palm under her pinky. That shit had got to hurt bad.

[u/extremeindiscretion → u/thirdLeg51]

Good question , it ain't. It's a spectacle at best. The quicker it goes away the better.

[u/I_love_hate_reddit → u/thirdLeg51]

Dana white is really into chicks getting slapped

[u/bodltd → u/thirdLeg51]

I don’t understand it either… at all

[u/Current_Kick6178]

Wow looks like such a fun and worthwhile way to get concussion/ brain damage!

[u/Bassnurd]

Surely the most criminally dumb concept for a sport

[u/TampaTrey]

At least 80% of the people who retire from this incredibly stupid sport will have CTE when they die. Tell me I’m wrong.

[u/sevseg_decoder → u/TampaTrey]

99% of retired NFL a players do, this will be a solid 100% for anyone who competed longer than a round or two.

[u/teancumx]

Do people love getting a concussion that much…

[u/rocketdog67]

This ‘sport’ will get banned at some point.

Then people will look back and say wtf, how was this allowed?

[u/CthuluNaps]

I mean it's just about how well you can hit the tip of the chin and you'll KO anyone... You can see their head go bobble head wobble because the chin took the impact. This is a dumb "sport"? But I appreciate the literal Facepalm

[u/Kerbart → u/CthuluNaps]

I appreciate the literal Facepalm

It's Facepalm on so many levels!

[u/Finessence → u/CthuluNaps]

The rules don’t allow you to hit the chin.

[u/Hatter_Hoovy → u/Finessence]

and to "club" whitch is when you slap with bottom of your palm insted of the top

[u/Ab47203 → u/Hatter_Hoovy]

They do when dana is a POS and doesn't always make them enforce the rules

[u/Simps_bruh]

Never seen someone hit so hard they thought they were in preschool again

[u/boellefisk]

face meets palm. Fits the sub pretty well.

[u/NES_Gamer]

I don't see this catching on for very long. You're asking to get brain damage and I don't think many people want that on themselves.

[u/EuropeanRook]

This is the most stupid sport I’ve ever seen.

[u/OldandKranky]

[u/truthorbrick]

I lost a tooth -
I lost an eye -
I saw my life go flashing by.

My hearing broke -
My brain changed place -
She killed my whole entire face.

My kidneys stopped -
My spine detached -
It’s not my finest slapping match.

I love it though -
I chase the thrills -
But most of all it pays the bills.

[u/yosman88]

Can anyone edit by adding the sound of sonic losing his coins then doing the spin sound effect?

[u/jakeblew2 → u/yosman88]

Might wanna use a quality source for that instead of this boomer clamshell recording a tv playing a recording of guys staring at a tv

[u/AstrixRK]

Why didn’t Rings come out of her

[u/Frogman1480]

Slapped her so hard she went back in time to 5th grade gymnastics

[u/trippleBob]

Surprised Dana didnt go up there and say “do it like i slap my wife like this…SMACK!”

Edit: Woman beaters out here down voting me.

[u/NotaGoodLover]

Got slapped so hard the Dark souls dodge rolling instincts got activated

[u/gdubh]

A milestone in the equality movement. Women can be just as stupid as men.

[u/Angry_poutine]

Huh, a literal facepalm

[u/cptrelentless]

Pretty sure that's a lady not a "bruh".

[u/for_fuckssake_]

Except it’s not a bruh

[u/MajorMathematician20]

TFW you got slapped so hard you gotta go fast

[u/DonVinuKulapug]

CTE the Hedgehog.

[u/ConversationOk2210]

How do you have any chance of getting a real job after doing something like this?

[u/AgenteCero420]

This is the dumbest shit ever. It’s an insult to any athlete to call this a sport. Pay your real fighters instead of producing/promoting this sideshow bullshit!

[u/aagloworks]

These vids should be stopped. These have nothing to do with sport,and erverything to do with these people (including dana) being incredibly stupid and greedy. Fuck these guys.

[u/Pendraggin → u/aagloworks]

The "fighters" aren't getting paid enough to warrant being called greedy. They're being taken advantage of if anything -- risking long-term brain damage and death for a couple thousand USD.

[u/Stairsmaster]

I see what you did here posting on r/facepalm

[u/rvralph803]

How is this even a thing that's on TV?

I just watched someone get a TBI