Jackal food is a parasitic plant native to southern Africa. It doesn't photosynthesize-instead, it attaches to the roots of other plants. Its flowers surface after heavy rainfall. The flower gives off a carrion-like stench to attract insects.

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u/twohedwlf Jan 30 '23

You know what you need to put in it.

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u/Technobliss77 Jan 30 '23

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/einsibongo Jan 30 '23

A lot of effort

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u/BarneySTingson Jan 30 '23

im aroused now

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u/BeatlesRays Jan 30 '23

Seems risky, but curiosity would get the best of me

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u/dustbunnydreams Jan 30 '23

No one knows where bipedal parasitic man plants came from. No one is able to stop them.

Scientists had no idea mammals and plants could even breed and being wrong on that has made them into a useless pile of emotions even in the midst of the outbreak they aren't even trying to find a cure, they are being too defensive about not being wrong, not believing it, it must be something else like a conspiracy against them. So great....kick them out of the pentagon and go kidnap the best zoo gardeners to consult.

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u/freakinweasel353 Jan 30 '23

Feed me, Seymour!

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u/Cbmj3423 Jan 30 '23

Resist the temptation

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u/bunga7777 Jan 30 '23

Dewey cox?

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u/slackerrificc Jan 30 '23

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Absotruthly Jan 30 '23

gwar concert props

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u/dyke_face Jan 30 '23

God I miss GWAR concerts

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u/Absotruthly Jan 31 '23

there was a small pont in time from 1980 to 2000 were we went searching for weird offensive raw entertainment . Man I really miss when everybody could expressive cells without any limitations.

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u/BernhardRordin Jan 30 '23

Whenever I try to make up an exotic plant that could exist on a different planet, I later find out it already actually exists on Earth

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u/sixteen89 Jan 30 '23

100% chance that someone would stick their….self in there if it were in a big city…for TikTok

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u/mindfungus Jan 30 '23

Knowing the horny curiosity of males, I’m sure someone already did.

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u/The_Final_Pikachu Jan 30 '23

Looks like gaping dragon from DarkSouls Remastered. Also known as toothy vagina dragon

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u/Basic_Palpitation_47 Jan 30 '23

Do it ,,….I dare you

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

If even plants here can be so alien, imagine how crazy actual alien plants could be.

It's probably all just grass in another color

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u/FRYETIME Jan 30 '23

Alright hear me out…

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u/zfreakazoidz Jan 30 '23

We are all here for the same reason. Admit it. And the fact it has a bad stench, just the icing on the cake. Nature, you funny.

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u/BrokeBrokerMDK Jan 30 '23

Feed me Seymour...

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u/ManElectro Jan 30 '23

Obviously this is not safe for work.

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u/Moist-Candy-6260 Jan 30 '23

Forbidden fruit

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u/chearn12367 Jan 30 '23

Jumanji is real buddy

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u/Equal-Warning-8612 Jan 30 '23

This is terrifying

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u/diggemigre Jan 30 '23

It attaches to another and smells like death?

Just like my dead Siamese twin.

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u/DubiousNubian Jan 30 '23

Pussy teeth

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u/Shot_Lynx_4023 Jan 30 '23

The movie Teeth. This is what her hooha looked like

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u/TheFlyingRedFox Jan 30 '23

Ohh look a forbidden fuckhole..

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u/cityboynate21 Jan 30 '23

Time for me and my nasty thoughts go to bed

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u/rexmcc Jan 30 '23

Glorrry to Glorrrrzo

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u/Otherwise_Ad963 Jan 30 '23

The pussy plant

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u/aquintana Jan 30 '23

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Every-Shame-6961 Jan 30 '23

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Resilient1968 Jan 30 '23

Carrion like.

Being not an english mother tongue I’m confused.

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u/TheLadySaintPasta Jan 30 '23

Smells like dead/rotting flesh

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u/Sinisternestro Jan 30 '23

Got damnit, not again! Might as well..zip*

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u/Independent_Sun1901 Jan 30 '23

Confucius say put cock in jackal food then cock most likely eaten by jackal

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u/bingbestsearchengine Jan 30 '23

intrusive thought

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u/kathvrt Jan 30 '23

Scary vagina

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u/StopLurkingTakeTheL Jan 30 '23

Hear me out...

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u/corvus66a Jan 30 '23

If I am reincarnated as such a plant I know I am fucked .

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u/tubbadu Jan 30 '23

It's clearly a Demogorgon

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u/Capable_Weather4223 Jan 30 '23

Describing me ex to a Tee

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u/tfeetfff Jan 30 '23

Stop, don’t. Don’t do it.

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u/KantGettEnuff Jan 30 '23

Kaladin you airsick lowlander don't put your d*** in that!!