r/meirl Oct 06 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 4

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u/gazemre Oct 06 '22

Greeks who drink 5 liters of olive oil everyday be like

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u/_Nat_88 Oct 06 '22

Yeah, that would be my Dad. He doesn’t drizzle olive oil on a salad, he adds a salad to olive oil soup!

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u/Drturkelten Oct 06 '22

Haha! 🤣 Exactly my way to eat greek farmers salad! Perfect. With some nice slices of white bread. Yummy yummy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

I have no idea why I wanted to look this up, and obviously your comment is hyperbole

BUT 5 litres (or 1.321 gallons in freedom-units) would equate to around 40,000 calories at 1-tbsp = 126 cal.

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u/tamergecko Oct 06 '22 Silver

there's a youtuber/streamer named dougdoug that straight up takes a shot of olive oil as part of his diet iirc.

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u/r1ckmann Oct 06 '22

Gives you a good poop.

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u/camanic71 Oct 06 '22

I have a lot of olive oil in my diet (all I can cook is Italian food) and it’s a bit too good

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u/CoDMplayer_ Oct 06 '22

Why can you only eat Italian?

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u/TheCanadian_Bacon Oct 06 '22 Wholesome

He’s pastafarian

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u/Wubdeez Oct 06 '22 Wholesome

r'amen

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u/That-You-1529 Oct 06 '22 Gold

Pastafarian Prayer:

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.

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u/2000MrNiceGuy Oct 06 '22

He's been touched by his noodly appendage.

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u/MapleYamCakes Oct 06 '22

He’s been touched by the flying spaghetti monster’s noodly appendages.

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u/Jokin_Hghar Oct 06 '22

Pesto be with you

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u/InuitOverIt Oct 06 '22

And also pastitsio

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u/MapleYamCakes Oct 06 '22

May the tortellini open.

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u/TheeChadSlayer Oct 06 '22

you read that wrong, man can eat a lot of things its just he only can cook Italian food as his mind is only wired for the Italian food, you need to cook it like a true Italian to cook it you need your hands folded to really make that Italian feel if he doesn't have that he simply cant cook

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u/Fredanwilma Oct 06 '22

Good, slimy, wipe-all-day poop

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u/Cheef_queef Oct 06 '22

I'm in Baltimore and we have a bunch of international students here. Went to one guy's place and these guys were sitting around taking shots of different olive oils. I mean, I did a couple but still a little bit weird

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u/trymypi Oct 06 '22

That's bizarre, even for Baltimore and international students, and olive oil is way different from olives

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u/voyaging Oct 06 '22

Funny I just watched Simply's video with him where they both did a shot together.

https://twitter.com/DougDougFood/status/1571979184284774401

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u/myusername_sucks Oct 06 '22

Could've went without seeing down the dude's gullet.

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u/Tef-al Oct 06 '22

Old italian dude told me to take a shot of olive oil before going out drinking to help not get too drunk

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u/Mattdonlan1 Oct 06 '22

It’s also a great way to extend the defects of edibles. Marijuana is fat soluble. Coconut oil works, too.

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u/OCblondie714 Oct 06 '22

This should b the top comment. People that need to know this information, need to know this information. 💡

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u/noodlelaughter Oct 06 '22

That’s just a myth, once the cannabis has been decarboxylated via making the edibles, there won’t be too much interaction between the olive oil and the cannabinoids that have gone from THCa/ CBDa to THC and CBD… the high or the effects of the edibles definitely shouldn’t be changed by drinking olive oil any more than they would be by having any sort of liquid like water or milk in your stomach

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u/zebrakats Oct 06 '22

The combo of kalamata olives & feta cheese is so delicious. I used to eat it with pita bread all the time. The Mediterraneans have some good ass food.

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u/Problems-Solved Oct 06 '22

My favourite cuisine, delicious yet it doesn't feel like your arteries are clogged after a big meal

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u/driving_andflying Oct 06 '22

The combo of kalamata olives & feta cheese is so delicious.

Definitely! Feta-stuffed olives, bleu cheese-stuffed olives; I used to have those a lot when I lived near a deli that had them. Unf! They are so delicious.

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u/HelloDeathspresso Oct 06 '22

Kalamata olives contain a range of health-promoting vitamins and minerals and are particularly high in iron and vitamin A. It is said that regular consumption may help lower the risk of cardiovascular disease and various cancers.

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u/KellyBelly916 Oct 06 '22

Me, a degenerate who eats olives or of the jar with a fork half a jar at a time and drinks martinis so dirty you can smell it from ten feet away.

"Sup."

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u/Forehead_Target Oct 06 '22

Me too. I want to drive an hour to the closest Trader Joe's just so I can buy as many of those jars of giant fucking olives possible.

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u/Life-Meal6635 Oct 06 '22

Im Greek but only half and I was born in Los Angeles so I only drink 3 liters of olive oil. I do eat about 2 lbs of olives a day though.

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u/Billsolson Oct 06 '22

First thought

Where my Greeks at?

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u/jjzrv Oct 06 '22

We don't.We do use quite a lot though.What makes it possible is the abundance of olive trees here.Thats why many (including me) don't buy the abomination from the super market.

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u/druu222 Oct 06 '22

Hated 'em growing up, love 'em now.

Had a girlfriend turn me on to Mediterranean food (sp. Lebanese). Feta, hummous, olives... love that shit.

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u/WinterApplication855 Oct 06 '22

that greek food will make you fall in love with olives

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u/BurningBeechbone Oct 06 '22

Olives are the reason I can’t get into Greek food. It’s like, all good despite the olives.

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u/LucywiththeDiamonds Oct 06 '22

But... there there is so much stuff that has zero olives. Like 85% of the dishes in the average greek restaurant over her have no olives in it.

Unless you also dislike olive oil ,then youre just a bad person.

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u/Mysterious-Bus8521 Oct 06 '22

I love olives with a passion. I'll eat them straight from a jar for a little pick me up. I hate olive oil. It's a fine ingredient but if it's the main taste count me out.

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u/crispyiress Oct 06 '22

A drunk friend ate my entire jar of olives at a party and bought me a new jar the next week. They went untouched until the next party where she ate them all again.

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u/thereallgr Oct 06 '22

I do feel called out ...
I may have a permanent stash of snacking olives at a friend's place that only I eat and maintain. They are just the perfect pick-me-up.

And now I have to double check if that glass of olives I recall buying a while ago is still in my pantry...

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u/evvvad Oct 06 '22

How many olives do you eat for a pick-me-up? I usually go for a sizeable chunk of cheese, I would need to eat 30 or more olives if I'm a little hungry.

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u/mypetocean Oct 06 '22

A chunk of cheese and a small handful of nuts is the food of the gods.

Like, hook me up with colby jack and some smoked almonds and I'll be talking about that meal.

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u/wives_nuns_sluts Oct 06 '22

Hi it’s me your drunk olive-eating friend

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u/TheHarami82 Oct 06 '22

Yesssss my family is fully Lebanese and you wouldn't believe the amount of olives Lebanese people eat. It's like handfuls a day.

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u/Super_fly_Samurai Oct 06 '22

What got me into them was pizza lol. Tried them on pizza and immediately thought they weren't so bad.

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u/ctruvu Oct 06 '22

just realized that italian food is probably considered mediterranean. and yeah, i would say i like olives but can't think of anywhere outside of mediterranean food that i'd want them in

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u/LeeTheGoat Oct 06 '22

is there a country more mediterranean than italy tbh

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u/ctruvu Oct 06 '22

greece lol. and every country on that side

i’m an uneducated american so don’t mind me too much

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u/darkfrost47 Oct 06 '22

what would make greece "more mediterranean" than italy?

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u/mtriv Oct 06 '22

Greece has 13,676 km of coastline compared to Italy's 7,900 km. Therefore Greece is more Mediterranean than Italy.

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u/PineRoadToad Oct 06 '22

Yep, same here. My Greek ex opened up a whole new world to me.

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u/joviusjune Oct 06 '22 Gold Heart Eyes

I like olives, especially when they are stuffed with garlic or jalepenos

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u/fern-grower Oct 06 '22

Mmmmmm garlic olives

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u/Opizze Oct 06 '22

Just discovered these, fucking amazing, thirty seven years oblivious…no more!

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u/ToadTod Oct 06 '22

I just buy those in the shop and then eat them as snacks while watching a movie. I get to have tasty snacks and it's not even bad for my health! 😊

I actually never double checked if it might be bad for my health...

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u/Z0nessa Oct 06 '22

Absolutely healthy ;)

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u/RainingPlatypup Oct 06 '22

Besides the salt. My husband will drink the brine before finishing all the olives

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u/MrBlueW Oct 06 '22

At least make a martini 😩

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u/Extension_Bug1001 Oct 06 '22

Olives are 😊 delightful

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u/throwaway_scott345 Oct 06 '22

I'm just gonna say it. I fucking love olives.

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u/Chicken3190 Oct 06 '22

You fucking love olives

I love fucking olives

We are not the same

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u/PumpkinLaserPig Oct 06 '22

I will just eat a whole jar in one sitting, fingies all up in the jar.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Same here, love those little suckers.

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u/fmlhaveagooddaytho Oct 06 '22

I also discovered them recently. I wish I hadn't.

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u/parks387 Oct 06 '22

Welcome enlightened one 🧙‍♂️

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u/Chaoslord2000 Oct 06 '22

Garlic olives are a favorite snack of mine.

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u/Fuzzy_Diver_320 Oct 06 '22

Costco has really good ones that are stuffed with both jalapeño and garlic in each olive. So good.

Also, my 5yo likes olives. As does my 2yo.

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Oct 06 '22

Costco and Aldi both have pretty good stuff olives for decent prices. I'll just sit there and eat 20-30 olives as a snack.

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u/ElbisCochuelo1 Oct 06 '22

I like when they are stuffed into my mouth.

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u/Yrxora Oct 06 '22

This is the way

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u/Extension_Bug1001 Oct 06 '22

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

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u/Mueryk Oct 06 '22

Have you tried the bleu cheese stuffed ones? Not my thing but my wife adores them

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u/strippersandcocaine Oct 06 '22

Those are especially yummy in a filthy martini

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u/Mueryk Oct 06 '22

Okay so what is the difference between a dirty and a filthy martini? I have to ask as I have never had the latter.

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u/strippersandcocaine Oct 06 '22

Haha that’s just what I call it cuz I like my martinis VERY dirty

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u/Mueryk Oct 06 '22

So you are saying you practically pour the gin directly into the olive jar and maybe a splash of vermouth. That sounds dangerous.

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u/strippersandcocaine Oct 06 '22

Ooohhh good thinking for a travel martini! But I’m a vodka martini

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u/FrownyFaceEmpire Oct 06 '22

Yes!!! Blue Cheese Olive Martini FTW

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u/The_Happy_Hermit Oct 06 '22

Feta cheese for me please

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u/McFireballs2 Oct 06 '22

Feta cheese and olives

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u/Extension_Bug1001 Oct 06 '22

Oh heck, gotta look for them!!

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u/Foreign_World_8549 Oct 06 '22

I had a feta cheese and Kalamata olive pizza for dinner last night.

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u/enigmanaught Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

My wife went to Europe several years ago and got me some olives with a long, stuffed with skinny, green pepper. They looked like tadpoles. They were not quite as hot as a jalapeño, but the taste was different than every other hot pepper I’d eaten in the US and amazingly delicious. I couldn’t find them on the internet anywhere, but I should try again. It was an Italian product, and they know their olives so that’s probably part of it.

EDIT: u/AldousShuxley surmised they were guindillas, and I believe they’re correct. Adding guindilla to my Google search brought up many examples.

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u/PigsWalkUpright Oct 06 '22

I love them stuffed with Bleu cheese and anchovies.

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u/secret_princesita Oct 06 '22

Aww yiss anchovy olives

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u/Chaoslord2000 Oct 06 '22

Never seen anchovy olives. Gotta hunt for some.

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u/Designer_Ad_376 Oct 06 '22

I love them plain pitted.

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u/bodyheartnsoul Oct 06 '22

'People who don't like olive never had dirty martinis'

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u/ProbablyMaybe69 Oct 06 '22

Never heard of garlic olives, but the ones with jalapenos are absolutely bussin

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u/ahsataN-Natasha Oct 06 '22

Hiiii! I buy olives for delicious consumption!!

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u/notafuckingcakewalk Oct 06 '22

My guilty pleasure is ripe green olives. I will polish an entire can of those things in a matter of minutes.

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u/jpjtourdiary Oct 06 '22

Kalamatas are my king

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u/-random__username- Oct 06 '22

You sir, have fantastic taste

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u/unseatedjvta Oct 06 '22

A great low calorie snack

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u/CatInc Oct 06 '22

Olives are amazing indeed.

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u/bogardo Oct 06 '22 Wholesome

I fucking love olives

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u/BartPetersyn Oct 06 '22

With crackers?

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u/Eezo88 Oct 06 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Wholesome Seal of Approval

Or black people, or whoever really. I don't discriminate.

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u/sourdoughbreadlover Oct 06 '22

Your comment make me actually laugh out loud so free award for you.

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u/drakens_jordgubbar Oct 06 '22

Just the olives. Give me a jar of olives and I will empty it in seconds.

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u/Green_Bast3rd Oct 06 '22

Hello, the Dean? This is Jeffrey. I need you to bring me 5 cans of olives

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u/YpsilonZX Oct 06 '22

I love fucking olives

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u/himmelundhoelle Oct 06 '22

Funny how it fits so perfectly in unpitted olives

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/himmelundhoelle Oct 06 '22

depitted?

...ah turns out I meant pitted olives.

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u/big-r-aka-r-man Oct 06 '22

Fucking same

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u/Pumat_sol Oct 06 '22

Olives are bomb wtf

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

This is the last food item I would expect to come under fire. They’re delicious

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/TheManWithAStand Oct 06 '22

I know one guy who hates them, but we live in Portugal and he was immediately ostracised by his peers.

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u/ShadyVermin Oct 06 '22 Silver Helpful

When I'm off work late, hungry, but too tired to cook, I will have 30 to 40 olives

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u/Accomplished_Crab392 Oct 06 '22

You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives

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u/griedi Oct 06 '22

This rings a bell, wasnt there a comment by someone who ate that many olives and got the runs or some other shit?

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u/Accomplished_Crab392 Oct 06 '22

I’m referring to this beauty right here https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch5euSfO1nw/?igshid=NzNkNDdiOGI=

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u/slow_down_kid Oct 06 '22

I know they’re all reposts but that IG page has some fantastic taste in memes

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u/Dangerous_Pound_1827 Oct 06 '22

I decided to eat a whole can after seeing that meme then had one of the worst shits in my life. I definitely did regret it after

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

….last night I ate a jar of kalamata olives for this exact reason. Sodium Shmodium!

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u/Christichicc Oct 06 '22

Those are my favorite kind! I found someone who sells them at a local farmers market kind of shop, so I make sure to always have a jar in the fridge now! They are sooo good!

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u/Spatza Oct 06 '22

You will certainly not regret that.

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u/bxvxfx Oct 06 '22

that’s me and a jar of pickled beets. sometimes i get a little crazy and have cottage cheese with it. definite r/depressionmeals material

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u/Leading-Mushroom Oct 06 '22

Amen! When I die I do want to see an olive counter for how much I have consumed. I have enjoyed many an olive

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u/mer_ketamin Oct 06 '22

i love olives, but thats next level

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u/DosCabezasDingo Oct 06 '22

I’ll buy a can of black olives and eat them as a snack.

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u/pristine_coconut Oct 06 '22

I went through a phase as a kid where I wouldn't ask my parents for a chocolate when they go grocery shopping, but rather a pack of olives. Still one of my absolute favorite snacks.

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u/Muttonchawps Oct 06 '22

I did this too!! I’ll never understand why everyone seems to hate olives so much.

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u/maltesemania Oct 06 '22

I've never met someone who didn't like olives. That's insane.

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u/shepskyhuskherd Oct 06 '22

My toddler does this. We had nachos last night and just set a portion aside for him to just munch on as an appetizer.

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u/literarysanctuary Oct 06 '22

My mother buys an extra can just for me to have at all the holiday dinners. She’s been doing it for almost 20 years at this point.

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u/Gozz1988 Oct 06 '22

I like black olives nice and cold

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u/BoofingCheese Oct 06 '22

Same, but it used to be a lot more fun. My fingers are too big now.

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u/stephelan Oct 07 '22

The black ones are the only ones I like.

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u/Capital_Actuator_404 Oct 06 '22

I do this all the time! The whole can will be gone too

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u/Aware-Debate7738 Oct 06 '22

Green olives in brine are delicious snack… have even had them while drinking beer and they were delicious

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u/thenotoriousDEX Oct 06 '22

Castelvetrano? They are green and usually in brine. One of my favorite types. Delicious buttery taste and texture

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u/AdSpecialist5387 Oct 06 '22

They're the best! But you need to buy the ones with pits, they're significantly tastier than pre-pitted ones. Made that mistake once.

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u/everynamestakenffs Oct 06 '22

Excuse meI f ing love olives

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u/MileHiSalute Oct 06 '22 Wholesome

Who is Mel and why do they love olives so much?

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u/someguy192838 Oct 06 '22

I love olives. All kinds of olives. I will not tolerate any olive hate!!

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u/badchefrazzy Oct 06 '22

No olive slander in this house.

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u/TheMadShatterP00P Oct 06 '22

I LOVE black olives on pizza, in salad and sometimes raw.

The purple olives are fine too. I don't fancy green olives.

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u/Hefty_Scale3259 Oct 06 '22

The what

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 10 '22

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u/Harun_Hussain Oct 06 '22

The what

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u/kgod88 Oct 06 '22

olives.

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u/Bananak47 Oct 06 '22

Come again

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u/GalisDraeKon Oct 06 '22

I’m going to need about 20 minutes and a can of olives first.

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u/raymond8505 Oct 06 '22

Kalamata- what should be in Greek salad, not to be confused with regular black olives which are the Red Delicious of olives.

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u/Bleord Oct 06 '22

Aw man green olives in a dirty martini, omg my favorite, think I’ll have that tonight.

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u/RojoTheMighty Oct 06 '22

In a Dirty Martini tonight, then a Bloody Mary tomorrow morning.

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u/CatHatGuy Oct 06 '22

My man 🤝

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u/X_CodeMan_X Oct 06 '22

I do. Black olives. Kalamata olives. Green olives. Olive oil. And from the looks of this thread, it seems ol Corey here suffers from incorrectly thinking his tastes are everybody else's.

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u/soykommander Oct 06 '22

Kalamata olives on a greek salad is the jam

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u/drucejnr Oct 06 '22

Old mate Corey here probably has the palette of a 3 year old and considers chicken nuggets and ketchup to be a Michelin Star meal.

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u/ignoramusprime Oct 06 '22

Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate OH MY GOD I LOVE OLIVES NOW.

Honestly, it just happens one day.

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u/sevensevensixseven Oct 06 '22

This happened to me exactly 6 days ago. I was craving something salty and my husband suggested olives. I hated olives. I've now eaten 3 jars of olives in less than a week.

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u/ignoramusprime Oct 06 '22

Yup. This is exactly what happens. If you’ve not been eating Greek kalamata, you need to start.

In fact, it would be a kalamaty if you didn’t try them.

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u/jixie007 Oct 06 '22

Facts. I was going to say “Your olive loving genes switch on around 27”.

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u/ignoramusprime Oct 06 '22

I was 18! I remember it well. Ate most of a 1kg jar.

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u/XanderPoopsHisPants Oct 06 '22

I am here to represent my people

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u/CreditPuzzleheaded88 Oct 06 '22

My favorite snack are olives, I also drink the brine 😈😈😈😈😈

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u/CuntArsonist Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

When I was a child a enjoyed drinking the pickle juice, now that I'm a sophisticated adult, I drink the olive brine through pissedly tight lips

Edit: fixed a typo

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u/Marv_the_Scientist Oct 06 '22

The brine is best when mixed with a bit of dry vermouth and two shots of gin.

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u/JennyAnyDot Oct 06 '22

Olive and cream cheese spread. Use some of the brine to make it easier to mix

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u/Guest7492 Oct 06 '22

You eat olives? I boil hotdogs in the brine so that the brine is fit for consumption like everyone else

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u/1onemarathon Oct 06 '22

Careful about the brine. I know someone who has terrible stomach issues from doing that

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u/HeuristicEnigma Oct 06 '22

I have an olive tree I like them so much :) Good for salads and my daughter loves as a snack.

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u/Dpontiff6671 Oct 06 '22

I LOVE OLIVES. Haters gonna hate thats all i got to say

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u/ThatThingTheDarkSoul Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

If you never liked olives give some higher priced ones a try

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u/unsuspicious_salmon Oct 06 '22

I was gonna say exactly this. Most people here are from the US, I live in Spain and you'll 100% get weird looks if you say you don't like olives lol. The people who don't like olives, however, ABSOLUTELY hate them. There is no middle ground.

We eat them alone, filled with anchovies, or in a brochette (dunno if it's the right word, we shove em in a wooden stick) with other things like spicy peppers, anchovies (again), pickles, onion...

Maybe it's a cultural thing, or maybe the olives you can get where y'all live are just shit.

There are also plenty of varieties, I don't really like all of them and I'm an olive slut so 🤷‍♂️

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u/oilfeather Oct 06 '22

Can't have a decent traditional martini without them.

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u/HleCmt Oct 06 '22

I thought olives were gross until I was properly introduced via martinis. From there those lil salty briny bastards weaseled their way into being one of my favorite condiments.

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u/goaheadcarvell Oct 06 '22

Dirty Martini - extra dirty, Extra cold, 3 plump ass olives stuffed with bleu cheese- damn that a good drink.

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u/OutsideCharity Oct 06 '22

I had no idea there is olive hate

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

I put 'em on my sub definitely.

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u/wolf_of_thorns Oct 06 '22

Olives are amazing

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u/Whiskey-Weather Oct 06 '22

How is it possible to dislike something so delicious?

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u/Eruvan Oct 06 '22

I'm gonna say there isn't, It's just this guy. But I have to point out that I'm mediterranean, we feast on this little mofos.

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u/MalHierba Oct 06 '22

Not liking olives is the biggest giveaway that someone is an uncultured swine.

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u/hamsandwichandpork Oct 06 '22

Bro if you dont like olives you need to see a phsychologist

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u/Puitzza Oct 06 '22

Psycholivologist*

Kill me

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u/RustyCuntSlime Oct 06 '22

Olives are 🔥 what the hell is this guy on about

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u/TheFightingQuaker Oct 06 '22

The whole country of Greece?

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u/mahamoti Oct 06 '22

MFer never had a muffaletta.

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u/Just_Quit_the_BS Oct 06 '22

Reveal who doesn’t like them….

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u/Xiao_Bo16 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Black olives on pizza = best

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u/Specific-Succotash-8 Oct 06 '22

Please send all of your olives to me. KTHXBYE.

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u/Totenkopf27 Oct 06 '22

My brother loves olives and snacks out them straight from the jar.

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u/student8168 Oct 06 '22

Olives are the most nasty stuff I have eaten