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u/Titith_
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Took my little brothers ps5 when I found out him and his friends secret gamer tags... smh
He's black by the way. Not that it matters
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u/ironicallyunstable
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ill never forget my 10 year old nephew having his steam name "Bleach_is_protein" LMAO
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u/doochebag420696969 Dec 01 '22
That's just actually funny
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u/_trashcan Dec 01 '22
idk , I think the 1st one is hilarious for a black kid too.
Honestly don’t find the 2nd one offensive either. just dumb.
3rd is straight trash.
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u/TidalMello Dec 01 '22
Meh I can understand if you're a grown black man but isn't part of the process of dropping that word from everyone's vocabulary is to not let our children repeat the process?
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u/_trashcan Dec 01 '22
dunno.
You see, I’m not a black guy. And I don’t try to tell black folks what language to use.
Way I look at it, the way it was explained to me, is that it was a derogatory term that has turned into a phrase of empowerment. Something that was used to put them down, was turned around & is now heavily ingrained in their culture & they use it in their own way.
Personally, I don’t give a shit if they say it. So, no, I don’t feel like a core virtue of the black man should (key word here. Individuality.) be to not say the n word.
Almost all because…I’m not a black man so I have no right to tell one they shouldn’t use the n word…Lol
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u/Ora_Poix Dec 02 '22
That is exactly the story for the term yankee. And if people don't care about it nowadays, why should we care what term this or that community uses. Live and let live my friends
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u/melpomenes-clevage Dec 01 '22
God I wish I had names that good at that age.
Edit: shit, how am I doing now? Fuck. Fuck.
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u/SpokenDivinity Dec 01 '22
And here I thought my cousins “ElephantCumFart” tag was bad.
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u/Dumi2e Dec 01 '22
exactly right! my friend had the totally innocent gamertag baldscrotum
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u/DeerDiarrhea Dec 01 '22
There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.
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u/RaLaZa Dec 01 '22
Cut the hair short, wax it all off, and finish up with some polish. 💋 Chef's kiss
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u/3_quarterling_rogue Dec 01 '22
Dude, I laugh every time I get my ass kicked by people with gamer tags like this. No salt, my day is genuinely improved when I see gamer tags like “baldscrotum” or “dustyqueefdude” or something.
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u/ResponsibleNothing10 Dec 01 '22
My first gamer tag was for RuneScape and I was about 10-12 when I made it. It’s was gtmopssy… which stood for get mo pussy. I was in fact getting no pussy.
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u/donutsandcider Dec 01 '22
my older brothers' are something like mountedostrich and ovulationcougar
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u/StRaNgE_Luna93 Dec 01 '22
Omg I tried to change my mom’s boyfriends tag to tic_tac_taint years ago because she hates the word taint😂
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u/NikolitRistissa Dec 01 '22
The first one reminds me of Biggus Dickus from Monty Python.
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u/SOLE_SIR_VIBER Dec 01 '22
He has a wife you know
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u/L1zar9 Dec 01 '22
incontinentia…
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u/SOLE_SIR_VIBER Dec 01 '22
Incontinentia buttocks
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u/Creampanthers Dec 01 '22
How old is he? I had terrible tags when I was a kid…I now know how dumb they were
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u/ANGERYTURTLE123 Dec 01 '22
I still stick to mine
It’s not nearly as bad but still dumb
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u/MrHanslaX Dec 01 '22
I dont think ANGERYTURTLE123 is that bad.
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u/LICKING_KOENJIs_FEET Dec 01 '22
How about mine? (I made this as joke for a meme but I kept the account, I usually just go with something about eating crayons)
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u/Soggywheatie Dec 01 '22
LICKING_KOENJIs_CRAYON_EATING_FEET might still be available
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u/L2Hiku Dec 01 '22
It is dumb...
That's not how you spell tertles.
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u/Trifuser Dec 01 '22
My steam login i made in highschool about 15 years ago is pretty bad and I'm glad the only person who sees it is me and steam customer service.
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u/monsterinacage Dec 01 '22
My first was "dihydrogen monoxide" and it was funny for a while but then I changed it lol back when it was free.
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u/ProfessionalAd3313 Dec 01 '22
Are you kidding? That's STILL funny and I'm legit jealous.
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u/Francis_Dollar_Hide Dec 01 '22
28, he’s 28.
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u/thundermarchmello Dec 01 '22
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u/orca872 Dec 01 '22
I read that as no-top-butok at first and was confused
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u/redditsgreatestuser Dec 01 '22
I read it as "no top but ok" and thought it might have been for pics of average looking shirtless folks
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u/RedCascadian Dec 01 '22
There's bad and then there's this nazi shit. And it needs to he stomped on hard.
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u/mustbem0nday Dec 01 '22
Just like when I found my brothers steam alias as digger nick with his steam group as digger nicks chicken cook out
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u/philouza_stein Dec 01 '22
Not as good as Nathaniel Higgers
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u/Fugaziee Dec 01 '22
I have a close friend named Nate Higgs, he doesn’t go by that publicly anymore.
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u/Capital_Matter_4406
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Kids are dumb and very impressionable. Take advantage of the latter. Sit him down and have a talk with him. Children learn what they are taught either by their family, friends, school, or the internet.
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u/probably_poopin_1219 Dec 01 '22
This × 100
Educate when young. My parents were both raised in pretty racist environments. I was not. There is a way past this cultural insidious disease and the best thing you can do is teach kids young.
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u/SenatorGorlami Dec 01 '22
Same here. Grandma wouldn’t let my aunt go to prom (77’) because it was with a black guy. Grounded her/forbid her to leave the house for the week before and after prom.
My mom was the complete opposite. Actually made me to go to prom (07’) with a black guy, and I’m a guy myself
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Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22
^ taking his ps5 is probably just gonna make him angry and not want to listen to you..
And that stupid stuff is pretty funny when your like 12 though let’s be honest here
Edit: to those saying “it’s just not your demographic” IM JEWISH. On both sides.
And I’m not saying I find it funny, I’m saying there 12 and not taking it as seriously or to heart as you may think.
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u/iEatRockz Dec 01 '22
True. 12 year olds have a different lens looking at life. A great time to educate how it sounds to older people.
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u/MrLaughingFox Dec 01 '22
M(31) me is appalled.
Boy, 12, still me - haha hitler joke
I haven't lost my phone storage since I was about 15yrs old. I went through my old photos and meme's from then a few years ago. I'm pretty shocked at what I found to be funny then.
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u/am0x Dec 01 '22
Kids that age are trying to be edgy and one up each other.
I remember when I went on a trip to DC for school and we visited the holocaust museum. They give you pamphlets at the beginning telling you a story of one of the people who died and to put you in their shoes.
One guy was joking around about how he was some 13 year old girl and was talking like her as if it was him.
I didn’t think much of it, but a Jewish girl next to him reemed him a new one and he just started apologizing profoundly. I think he learned a lesson that day because he didn’t say a word the rest of the time.
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u/Noa15Lv Dec 01 '22
My gta 5 ceo name is "FartMasters"
I'm 22 btw, lol
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u/FaustusC Dec 01 '22
Mine is UncleTouchy. ...my organization is WhiteVanWetWorks
I've had the tag for almost 10 years with no intention of changing it. I'm in my early 30s lmao.
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u/IGotThatYouHeard Dec 01 '22
My old gamer tag was CopsRLame. Surprisingly many people have gone out of their way to let me know who much they hate it.
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u/KFBR392_KFBR392_ Dec 01 '22
So a few years ago I was Uncle Touchy as my player in NHL, my friends names were much worse. My friend pissed off another player and he reported us and sure enough the next time we try to play our team was shut down, my two friends we’re permabanned from all EA games from that Xbox live account ( not really a big deal they just made new ones) however I only received a 3 day ban. The thought of some guy at EA calling over his supervisor, looking at our names and deciding Uncle Touchy deserves just a warning was the funniest thing ever to me.
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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS Dec 01 '22
Mine is UncleTouchy
I had UncleTouch on Oldschool Runescape (character limit so shortened) and they made me change it. Weird seeing someone else that had the same handle.
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u/unreasonablyhuman Dec 01 '22
Sounds like a field trip to the Holocaust museum is in store!
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u/Royal-Tough4851
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My name Niigamusmaximus. Gamer of the North. Friend to black nazi, owner of a confiscated playstation, and I will have my vengeance, in this game or the next
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u/nick_karter22 Dec 01 '22
I see the old ways are still alive huh…. Online gaming is still the most ruthless pit of vipers on the planet… back in 2006-2012 when I was on Xbox live this was the standard… not saying it’s right. It’s just the way for online gaming unfortunately.
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u/Thoreau_Dickens Dec 01 '22
Adolf Yeezy is pretty funny tbh. The others are tasteless attempts at being an edgelord
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u/AustinFest Dec 01 '22
Yea that's what I thought too. I read Adolf Yeezy and definitely chuckled haha
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u/RedCascadian Dec 01 '22
I call him Blitler. Yeezy is too whimsical a mouth sound for a blazi.
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u/PM_me_BOOTY-pics_plz Dec 01 '22
I thought niigamusmaximus was hilarious.
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u/Crotch_Hammerer Dec 01 '22
They all are. This is like a parody of an average modern warfare roster back in the old days.
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u/bingobiscuit1 Dec 01 '22
Lmao these had me cracking up but like all the comments are talking about how it’s bad, which is fair ig
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u/Traditional-Top8486 Dec 01 '22
Agree on this, Ye '24 might as well be a vote for zombie pol pot.
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u/sufiansuhaimibaba Dec 01 '22
Can someone explain to me the meaning of six million jews? Is that how many jews were dead in the war?
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u/Shadrach_Jones Dec 01 '22
Thats how many Jews Hitler killed but he had a total of 11 million people killed I believe
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u/NotChedco Dec 01 '22
And depending on the game, if you get kicked from a loby, the message will say "nameOfAdmin kicked SIXMILLIONJEWS". Stuff like that was something I've witnessed when I was a kid a few times. A classic one was have your name something like "MeInTheBallz". My simple mind back then found it amusing.
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u/MeaKyori Dec 01 '22
If this is call of duty like people are saying, wouldn't it pop up that x killed y in matches? So that would be... Yeah
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u/Bismothe-the-Shade Dec 01 '22
My favorite is Your grandma or variations.
"You were killed by Your grandma"
"YourGrandma is on a killing streak!"
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u/RedDragonRoar Dec 01 '22
My favorite match in r6 was when a pair of dudes, one named LizTruss, and the other named TheBritishEconomy jumped out a window and died.
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u/MeinNameIstSchonWeg Dec 01 '22
Thats ca. how many jews were killed in the holocaust
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u/ThatGuyFromTheM0vie Dec 01 '22
Little edgelords lol. Every kid goes through that absolutely stupid phase lol.
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u/snorkiebarbados
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Haha. I can just imagine playing COD and getting
You killed SIXMILLIONJEWS.
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u/rf_king Dec 01 '22
I used to use Syphilis so when I killed someone it would tell them they died by Syphilis.
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u/Electricdragongaming BROWN Dec 01 '22
I mean, that's what every edgy gamer tag looks like, not really surprising.
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u/Ghoulius-Caesar Dec 01 '22
Standing out by being the same as everyone else. It’s gotta be tuff being an edgelord in 2022.
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u/Trustnoboody Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22
There is a point where one knows, however heinous that their actions are not true to how they actually believe. I would say most kids have been this kind of edgy in at least one part of their lives before.
*They're not automatically Nazis or horrible people because of such things, otherwise most of western adolescence would be Nazis and horrible people. And of course 'Nazi' is very light in this context, as this is VERY FAR from being a fucking Nazi.
*I'm sure your brother knows that Hitler was not a good person and that the Holocaust was not a good thing.
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We might all have stepped out of the swamp, but sooner or later you've got to wipe the mud off your shoes.
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u/RDO-PrivateLobbies Dec 01 '22
Il take the downvotes but you cant help but laugh. The fact that this is COD makes it funnier too. Probably the most toxic community outside of Rainbow 6.
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u/lordrexstorm Dec 01 '22 •
Introducing League of Legends
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u/Aggressive_Chain_920 Dec 01 '22
Yeah nothing can touch the level of toxicity that League used to have before they completely nuked everyone that said anything even remotely resembling profanity.
The shit you would read in those games at 3 am in high elo is beyond anything you could even imagine. I can't even mention it here because of how cruel it is. And I say high elo because the toxicity was different there, it was deeper cutting somehow. If you werent high elo then u would notice it in those 30/0 draven smurfs that randomly enter your games
Cod toxicity is cute in comparison
When I played like 2 years ago I realized that the most toxic people tend to add people post game and vent their anger to avoid ban rather than typing it in game.
I did however become so used to it that I found it entertaining, I would always accept that friend request just to see what vile shit they could come up with.
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u/luiluilui4 Dec 01 '22
The biggest joke was when I reported the post game dm toxic people to riot support, they allways told me to use the ingame report function... what
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u/iButtflap Dec 01 '22
seen a dude named WASSUP MY INWARD in one of my aram games and had to laugh. witty ones like these are 100% cool with me
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u/LegionConsul Dec 01 '22
Probably the most toxic community
Bro reddit is more toxic than an R6 lobby what are you on about.
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u/BurningBridges19 Dec 02 '22 edited Dec 02 '22
Genuinely can’t believe the amount of people in this comment section going “it’s been like this for years, welcome to the gaming world lolololol, is this your first time on the internet, everyone was like this years ago!!!”
Like… okay, and? You were a casually racist edgelord online ten years ago and obviously haven’t learned or grown as a person since then or you wouldn’t be brushing this kind of behaviour off just because “it’s just kids” and would recognize it as problematic. What do you want, a medal?
Everyone did stupid shit online as a kid, but most of us grew up and realized it was stupid and aren’t defending it.
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u/GuessTraining Dec 01 '22
I am surprised it passed their name checks
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u/CosmicWarrior3 Dec 01 '22
I’m not unfortunately. Their name checks are not very good.
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Dec 01 '22
They really aren't. I can't use my main alias (Tarsam) there for some reason they won't tell me, but SIXMILLIONJEWS passes the check. Fucking weird.
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u/yo_bunny Dec 01 '22
kid was born too late, if this was 2015-16 i bet we wouldn't see this stupid post
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u/wyerhel Dec 01 '22
Lol. He's probably 10-13. I mean I seen lot of dumb kids. Everyone is that point.
I remember one kid stapled her finger because of a dare. And then every guy called each other "gaylord", the bad yo mama jokes, and off course wannabe rappers/cholos/gangsters. And then those kids who called the only non-christian guy "terrorist"
You probably gonna have to start with easy digestible videos with him. Lectures don't do.
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u/B1rdi Dec 01 '22
You wouldn't believe how angry some people in the CoD subreddit got when someone mentioned that they report people for shouting the n-word...
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u/lostinmyownhead27 Dec 01 '22
Its sad that people consider those that dont want racsim and hate speech casually thrown around to be "soft". Like damn if u want to be a peice of shit I am going to do what I can to keep you away from me.
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u/justin_memer Dec 01 '22
Show him the episode of The Boondocks where MLK wakes up from a coma.
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u/Runaway_Angel Dec 01 '22
Okay but how will taking away the ps5 teach him why that name is bad? Seems like your brother needs a history lesson as well.
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u/WolfwithBeard Dec 02 '22
I feel like game servers would usually ban those. Also, Kanye is NOT a role model. His an idiot.
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u/Yareyareha Dec 02 '22
I’m shocked by how few people seem disgusted by this. You did the right thing taking it from him tbh. It’s not just an edgy joke, it’s an edgy joke that’s going to sink into his brain and he’ll go into adulthood believing if it’s not addressed.
People in this thread are like “Oh he’ll grow out of it! Gaming has always been like this!” But look at the society we’re living in now. Anti-Semitic attacks are on the rise, Kanye is still carrying fans despite praising hitler and threatening Jewish people, support for fascism is rising. You can’t tell me he’s just magically gonna “get better” without an intervention
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u/Songmuddywater Dec 01 '22
Is he 12? When you tell a child they aren't allowed to talk about something. You make it forbidden fruit. That makes it all that more delicious to make fun of it.
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u/wheresthepbj Dec 01 '22
And here all my little brother was name his gamer tag PMS_Pride. PMS were the initials of his middle school when he made it lol
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u/Puzzleheaded-Baby153 Dec 01 '22
as someone who’s a gamer, and as a woman(22f), i get called all types of things on COD esp from LITTLE ASS WHITE BOYS, like n*gger, sandwich maker, etc So, I made my username “Kitchen.” so now I rail kids named kitchen. my voice is light and a lot of the time they don’t assume that i’m black, but boy when they do it’s “that’s why your black” blah blah. 90% it’s from kids. I always wonder where tf their parents be.
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u/Internal-Plankton330 Dec 01 '22
Tbf those are pretty tame for COD. Folks nowadays wouldn't last 5 mins in a mw2 lobby.
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u/Reviled1 Dec 01 '22
Man, why is thos shit coming back around? My 6th grade son tells me regularly about kids getting in trouble in his class for saying the n-word. We live in an average Midwestern suburb, I would've expected that to be a rarity.
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u/MJM-from-NYC Dec 01 '22
Should have slapped the anti-Semitic little prick upside his head.
This isn’t organic. These children were raised to hate Jews for some reason…
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u/puptbh Dec 02 '22
Either he's racist(which I hope not)or he's influenced by reddit(which may be worse
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u/allway7 Dec 01 '22
why are y'all taking this so seriously, shit was probably done on a whim for shits and giggles
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u/Redditappsucks1990 Dec 01 '22 •
Redditors act like Parent Teacher Association moms when it comes to shit like this.
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u/shannamarie91 Dec 01 '22
I'd make him watch documentaries on concentration camps.
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u/Minute-Ad-2148 Dec 01 '22
Better yet, take him to a Holocaust museum.
The shoes. Oh god. So horrific. Piles of them.
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u/swimmingincircIes Dec 01 '22
I’ve been driving by that regularly on the way to the hospital lately and really want to go, but I know it’s going to wreck me
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u/Minute-Ad-2148 Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22
I removed the specific location so neither of us get Doxed, but shit is deep. I went as a kid on a field trip, Catholic school. Shit was a somber ass field trip. If I remember correctly we even spoke to a Holocaust survivor. I imagine there are few still alive after 80 years, those alive would have been small children. Horrific to have your earliest memories be in a concentration labor death camp.
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u/swimmingincircIes Dec 01 '22
It’s just unfathomable. It’s crazy to me that it was less than a hundred years ago. I lived in DC for awhile and always planned on going to the big Holocaust museum there, but I kept putting it off for the same reason I am now, and I never ended up going. I regret that, I hope I’ll get another chance some day. But I’m definitely going to make the trip to this one at some point.
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u/rosesandpiglets Dec 01 '22
It’s worth going but mentally prepare yourself and have something happy to do afterwards.
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u/Pr0nGoulash Dec 01 '22
I recommend everyone to go to a KZ or at least a Museum. It's not gonna be fun but very valuable
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u/FrogMonkee Dec 01 '22
They were already forced to watch a hundred of them in school, thats why they think its funny to joke about.
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u/Ganons_left_testicle Dec 01 '22
Yes, because that won’t make the 12 year old who lost his PlayStation bitter and angry at all…
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u/Randysmith1987 Dec 01 '22
Have you ever met a middle schooler, you think they care about that shit ?😂
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u/Getindarobotshinji Dec 01 '22
How old is he, it’s good you’re snipping it in the ass. Some parents are completely clueless to this kind of stuff so it’s awesome you’re being a good brother and checking him
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u/420sinsi Dec 01 '22
What makes it a secret gamer tag?