r/nottheonion 4h ago

Sky warns customers they will be charged £5 if they fast forward adverts

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examinerlive.co.uk
5.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

FIFA President Gianni Infantino Sees No Reason Why North Korea Should Not Host a World Cup

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sportsbrief.com
912 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 21h ago Wholesome Vibing

Bats use the same techniques as death metal singers to vocalize, study finds

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cnn.com
17.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago

Japan education ministry gives OK for students to talk while eating lunch at schools

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mainichi.jp
1.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Brighton most godless city in England, Census 2021 reveals

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theargus.co.uk
113 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Buckingham Palace official quits after asking Black charity CEO where she was 'really from'

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cnn.com
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r/nottheonion 2h ago

Utah looks to Florida for mental health and chronic homelessness solutions

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kuer.org
37 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

ICE accidentally posts personal data of 6,252 immigrants online

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thehill.com
607 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

AL agrees to stop trying to lethally inject a death row inmate

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13 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Germany: woman arrested for shutting roommate's ventilator

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apnews.com
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r/nottheonion 1d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Judge rules Swissvale native Jack Burman and Jacob Wohl must spend 500 hours registering voters

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cbsnews.com
4.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Valve requests Steam Deck user return the turkey fryer it sent.

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pcgamesn.com
73 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 14h ago

Landscaper says business partner 'giggled' while telling him he'd bought an excavator, later found filled with cocaine

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abc.net.au
56 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Mumbai: Rickshaw driver calls pet a dog, gets thrashed

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freepressjournal.in
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r/nottheonion 17h ago

Barcelona police investigating torso of man found in a suitcase in rubbish container. Homeless man searching the bin warned his tibacconist. Quoted “Thank God I smoke and can’t smell”

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spainenglish.com
61 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13m ago

Pepsi wants you to drink soda mixed with milk this holiday season

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cnn.com
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r/nottheonion 7h ago

Scientists simulate ‘baby’ wormhole without rupturing space and time

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theguardian.com
7 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Bidens to serve Macrons US cheeses at White House state dinner

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theguardian.com
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r/nottheonion 19h ago

Study: Bats use the same techniques as death metal singers to vocalize

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kcci.com
56 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

French baguette voted onto UN World Cultural Heritage list.

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france24.com
27 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Already a star in the Keys, Fred the Tree is now going to Hollywood

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wlrn.org
22 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago

North Korea Bans “South Korean Sounding” Names and Encourages More “Revolutionary” Naming of Children

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chosun.com
31 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

SF police ‘killer robots’ would have explosives, not guns: SFPD

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kron4.com
1.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 22h ago

Calverton: Festive lights failure leaves village in dark

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bbc.co.uk
30 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

Metallica's Kirk Hammett: "Toxic Masculinity Has Fueled This Band"

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revolvermag.com
19 Upvotes