r/wholesomememes Oct 07 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1 Take My Energy 1

Cyclopssssss Rule 1: Better for another sub Rule 1: Not a meme

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u/wholesomememes-ModTeam Oct 07 '22

Hey there, friendo u/keepinMum! Thanks for submitting to r/wholesomememes. We loved your submission, Cyclopssssss, but it has been removed because it doesn't quite abide by our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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u/Djolltax Oct 07 '22

Did you know that the word astronaut comes from its constituent parts astra and naut, quite literally translating to star sailor? Cute right?

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u/CaptainPhiIips Oct 07 '22

Nice, TIL

So you can call the bottom Subnaut too?

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u/MasterDragon13 Oct 07 '22

Subnaughts imply that there are Domnaughts, as well. Topnaughts?

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u/CaptainPhiIips Oct 07 '22

Well, my line of thought was he’s submerging, not properly a surface-level sailor, and would fit the game Subnautica logic

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u/MasterDragon13 Oct 07 '22

Walp, looks like I'm going to have a lot of vanilla with my coffee today...

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u/ArtemisCaresTooMuch Oct 07 '22

The etymology part of my brain wants to correct you and say the word would be hypernaut.

But then there’s the other part of my brain, which really likes the idea of domnauts—

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u/my_lawyer_says Oct 07 '22

Well, there is a game called "Subnautica", which mainly takes place under water, so maybe you are onto something!

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u/CaptainPhiIips Oct 07 '22

That was my thought. Also, he’s submerging, not exactly the sailor type

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u/chainsplit Oct 07 '22

This is my favorite thing I read today

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u/penpyp Oct 07 '22

But why does the octopus have a cork on its neck

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u/mbyamh Oct 07 '22

I think it may be an ink squirter. Jk I have no clue.

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u/Vicmorino Oct 07 '22

is his respiration sistem, (like his nose) is the same that davy jhones has in pirates of the caribean

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u/kayemenofour Oct 07 '22

It's called a siphon, it breathes through that and can also use it for propulsion

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 18 '22

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u/ZeneB_Reddit Oct 07 '22

It is, they have a beak on their underside for eating I believe

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u/fartyolo69 Oct 07 '22

They do

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u/Kornbrednbizkits Oct 07 '22

They also have a donut-shaped brain that surrounds the esophagus. I’ve read (though can’t confirm if it’s true) that if an octopus were to try to eat something too large it could give itself brain damage.

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u/privatethw Oct 07 '22

I guess to protect it from the lack of pressure? Our hearing pops when we’re on airplanes, maybe it’s that but water…. I dunno man

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u/Plethora_of_squids Oct 07 '22

That's it's siphon! It's how octopuses (and indeed most mollusks) breathe, excrete both ink and crap, and propel themselves.

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u/danegraphics Oct 07 '22

So you're saying they poop from their nose?

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u/magnament Oct 07 '22

It’s a valve

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u/Alili1996 Oct 07 '22

That's its breathing tube

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u/BlameDanny Oct 07 '22

It’s got the suds!

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u/pixlmason Oct 07 '22

Maybe to keep water inside like what some crabs do?

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u/plausible_overseer Oct 07 '22

Humans are everywhere in this universe.

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u/Far-Conversation-621 Oct 07 '22

I think it’s meant to be a barnacle

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u/Ellie_Loves_ Oct 07 '22

It's his barnacle buddy

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u/Knerrbo Oct 07 '22

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer too

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u/psythedelic Oct 07 '22

It's a human in disguise

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u/ahigherthinker Oct 07 '22

They breathe through there

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u/nitish777 Oct 07 '22

so that finally settles that USA indeed went to the moon

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u/just-bair Oct 07 '22

No they clearly staged the moon landing on the moon

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u/pixlmason Oct 07 '22

The director convinced the producers to get the budget to film on site

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u/WindowsCrashedAgain Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

"Sometimes my genius is almost frightening"

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u/AidanAmerica Oct 07 '22

All the shots of JFK were CGI though

all the shots

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 18 '22

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u/Firemorfox Oct 07 '22

Wait a second

Jet fuel can’t melt moon rocks, but explosives can

Now why would america try blowing up moonrocks?

Because there must be oil!!!

…i dont know where I was headed with that joke.

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u/JudasPriest74 Oct 07 '22

Shell City here we come!!

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u/MajaMystic256 Oct 07 '22

humans even have video games, like this one called among us, where a bunch of these big one eyed humans have to deduce out who's the imposter among them

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u/Channa_Argus1121 Oct 07 '22

Sus😳

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u/thiccyoshi4568 Oct 07 '22

.    。    •   ゚  。   .    .      .     。   。 . .   。      ඞ 。 .    •     •   ゚   Black was not An Impostor.  。 .   '    1 Impostor remains     。   ゚   .   . ,    .  .

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u/zaertjneazjez Oct 07 '22

eggsactly

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u/BeepBloopHahaha Oct 07 '22

No way, it's the famous egg, Jeffery Bezos

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u/halle-lu-jah Oct 07 '22

This is actually why I thought homie named his song ‘astronaut in the ocean’. Bc he didnt know it was an old timey diver suit

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u/Sexy_Manatee_Man Oct 07 '22

What if when we find aliens and say we’re humans they don’t believe us, be pretty funny

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u/O_no0 Oct 07 '22

yes, aqvalung was the basis for the astronaut's suit

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u/1-W-M Oct 07 '22

ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ AMOGUS ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

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u/Allenc38 Oct 07 '22

I'm doing everything I can to stop the urge to say A M O G U S

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u/PicklesMcGeee Oct 07 '22

Omg I love this so much 😂

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u/JoshSidekick Oct 07 '22

I thought the Greys and Octopodiformes don’t get along.

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u/fadoxi Oct 07 '22

Absolutely Bruhnanah.

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u/dear_pixel_heart Oct 07 '22

This is adorable 🥰 Thank you for sharing! ❤️

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u/Lordborgman Oct 07 '22

X-Com UFO Defense talking to X-Com Terror from the Deep.

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u/Environmental-Win836 Oct 07 '22

For all we know, Aliens are just humans who wear green spacesuits.

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u/Professor_Abbi Oct 07 '22

Imagine of aliens were wearing a suit

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u/Name_Cannot_B_Blank Oct 07 '22

Jokes on you. The furthest humans can go is Low Earth Orbit. 🤣

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u/lostalienhunter Oct 07 '22

humans do look better like that

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Nah

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u/-Not-Racist- Oct 07 '22

Octopus - They also have Cinder Blocks on their legs sometimes

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u/_kuro_hime_ Oct 07 '22

😋😋😋 🐙🖤👽

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u/Plane_Lie9539 Oct 07 '22

I'm not gonna lie this is kinda cute

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u/CatCrafter7 Oct 07 '22

It's cute but come on... ඞ

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u/Forbiddenanon8 Oct 07 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/riding_photographer Oct 07 '22

How is this wholesome?

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u/iwanttobeacavediver Oct 07 '22

Why have they pictured the diver as wearing an old style diving suit and using an umbilical system when divers haven’t worn those kind of gear for decades and umbilical systems aren’t commonly used?

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u/TRU35TR1K3R Oct 07 '22

It's for the joke man, come on.

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u/iwanttobeacavediver Oct 07 '22

I know, but as a diver it was annoying me.

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u/TRU35TR1K3R Oct 07 '22

Maybe it's a long living octopus that hasn't seen a human since the era of old timey diving suit. The fact that they were used is what matters.

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u/Kanyeisntdope Oct 07 '22

It's a very old octopus, obviously